1. I talked to all of my kids & none of them hate my guts.
2. I did not resign for being a racist or getting rehired bc my boss 🩷 racism
3. I avoided doing a nazi salute
4. I stayed faithful to my spouse
5. I spoke without alternating babbling incoherently and lying the entire time
cc: HR@OPM.gov
1. Mocked Trump & his boss Elon on TV and online
2. Got my kid’s Corgi fixed so she won’t have babies (Elon you should get fixed 2)
3. Looked up why ketamine abusers need 😎 indoors
4. Read court decisions saying Trump & his boss Elon violated laws
5. Made this list
1. I talked to all of my kids & none of them hate my guts.
2. I did not resign for being a racist or getting rehired bc my boss 🩷 racism
3. I avoided doing a nazi salute
4. I stayed faithful to my spouse
5. I spoke without alternating babbling incoherently and lying the entire time
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