Coatsie AKA “La Fleur”
@coatsieboy.bsky.social
Former Australian of the Beer. 🇦🇺🍺
Not a typo. Mum calls me Simon. Wife calls me out.
Not a typo. Mum calls me Simon. Wife calls me out.
Yeah sorry but I think Trump will be the first human being to live to 180 with his head in a jar on Scott Baio’s body or something equally ridiculous, weird & creepy.
There’s a reason the Teflon Don is still where he is.
I used to think his superpower was spinning $$$ from BS but it’s avoiding jail.
There’s a reason the Teflon Don is still where he is.
I used to think his superpower was spinning $$$ from BS but it’s avoiding jail.
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Yeah sorry but I think Trump will be the first human being to live to 180 with his head in a jar on Scott Baio’s body or something equally ridiculous, weird & creepy.
There’s a reason the Teflon Don is still where he is.
I used to think his superpower was spinning $$$ from BS but it’s avoiding jail.
There’s a reason the Teflon Don is still where he is.
I used to think his superpower was spinning $$$ from BS but it’s avoiding jail.
You waded-in uninvited. Nobody asked for your opinion and less find it valid.
You’re the silly fucking naive pretentious wannabe ingénue in the equation.
To reiterate: I admire the Obamas. I’ve paid to see Michelle speak publicly. Irrespective I’m not stupid enough to think they walk on water.
Ergo:
You’re the silly fucking naive pretentious wannabe ingénue in the equation.
To reiterate: I admire the Obamas. I’ve paid to see Michelle speak publicly. Irrespective I’m not stupid enough to think they walk on water.
Ergo:
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You waded-in uninvited. Nobody asked for your opinion and less find it valid.
You’re the silly fucking naive pretentious wannabe ingénue in the equation.
To reiterate: I admire the Obamas. I’ve paid to see Michelle speak publicly. Irrespective I’m not stupid enough to think they walk on water.
Ergo:
You’re the silly fucking naive pretentious wannabe ingénue in the equation.
To reiterate: I admire the Obamas. I’ve paid to see Michelle speak publicly. Irrespective I’m not stupid enough to think they walk on water.
Ergo:
His legion of gormless stupids will however eat it up with a spoon
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
His legion of gormless stupids will however eat it up with a spoon
Meanwhile, over on threads, abject racist filth:
October 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Meanwhile, over on threads, abject racist filth:
Isn’t that part of the WH where the bunker is located?
Why do I keep thinking of Nick Offerman’s POTUS character in Alex Garland’s “Civil War”; refusing to leave the White House..?
Remember Jan 6?
Honkey Kong; idiot MAGA choads climbing the walls?
Watched it live on TV.
ANYTHING is possible w/TWUNT
Why do I keep thinking of Nick Offerman’s POTUS character in Alex Garland’s “Civil War”; refusing to leave the White House..?
Remember Jan 6?
Honkey Kong; idiot MAGA choads climbing the walls?
Watched it live on TV.
ANYTHING is possible w/TWUNT
October 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Isn’t that part of the WH where the bunker is located?
Why do I keep thinking of Nick Offerman’s POTUS character in Alex Garland’s “Civil War”; refusing to leave the White House..?
Remember Jan 6?
Honkey Kong; idiot MAGA choads climbing the walls?
Watched it live on TV.
ANYTHING is possible w/TWUNT
Why do I keep thinking of Nick Offerman’s POTUS character in Alex Garland’s “Civil War”; refusing to leave the White House..?
Remember Jan 6?
Honkey Kong; idiot MAGA choads climbing the walls?
Watched it live on TV.
ANYTHING is possible w/TWUNT
Dave Anthony said it best on a recent The Dollop: there’s 40 guys who should have their money taken away, & redistributed. They can be left with nothing: they can wear barrels like cartoon characters.
There is only one guy who should be deported. He is the real problem:
There is only one guy who should be deported. He is the real problem:
October 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Dave Anthony said it best on a recent The Dollop: there’s 40 guys who should have their money taken away, & redistributed. They can be left with nothing: they can wear barrels like cartoon characters.
There is only one guy who should be deported. He is the real problem:
There is only one guy who should be deported. He is the real problem:
Also: COOCHIE COO..!
October 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Also: COOCHIE COO..!
He did. The Jaguar XJS was from the 70’s follow-up sequel series “Return of the Saint” starring Ian Ogilvy as Templar.
October 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
He did. The Jaguar XJS was from the 70’s follow-up sequel series “Return of the Saint” starring Ian Ogilvy as Templar.
Well his legacy it utter dogshit, once all the lies about how awesome he & everything he does is eventually evaporates, & his team of sewer clowns dissipate he won’t have anything left behind of him.
All the tacky gold shit will be sent back to whatever Home Depot decor section it was sourced from.
All the tacky gold shit will be sent back to whatever Home Depot decor section it was sourced from.
October 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Well his legacy it utter dogshit, once all the lies about how awesome he & everything he does is eventually evaporates, & his team of sewer clowns dissipate he won’t have anything left behind of him.
All the tacky gold shit will be sent back to whatever Home Depot decor section it was sourced from.
All the tacky gold shit will be sent back to whatever Home Depot decor section it was sourced from.
MAGA tears are like champagne today
October 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
MAGA tears are like champagne today
