Coatsie AKA “La Fleur”
@coatsieboy.bsky.social
Former Australian of the Beer. 🇦🇺🍺
Not a typo. Mum calls me Simon. Wife calls me out.
Not a typo. Mum calls me Simon. Wife calls me out.
Pinned
Seems trés 2025.
Can a 15 year old vote, buy liquor or get a lap dance?
Nope.
But Republic*nts are fine with them giving them.
Can a 15 year old vote, buy liquor or get a lap dance?
Nope.
But Republic*nts are fine with them giving them.
a woman giving the middle finger in front of a city street
ALT: a woman giving the middle finger in front of a city street
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Seems trés 2025.
Can a 15 year old vote, buy liquor or get a lap dance?
Nope.
But Republic*nts are fine with them giving them.
Can a 15 year old vote, buy liquor or get a lap dance?
Nope.
But Republic*nts are fine with them giving them.
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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 85th day out of the last 97.
12 days of work in over 3 months.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in over 3 months.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
October 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 85th day out of the last 97.
12 days of work in over 3 months.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in over 3 months.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
Not complicated.
September 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Not complicated.
A superb moment in cognitive dissonance, grief hijacking grifting and Dunning-Kruger effect hubristic fuckwittery:
Please, enjoy:
Please, enjoy:
September 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
A superb moment in cognitive dissonance, grief hijacking grifting and Dunning-Kruger effect hubristic fuckwittery:
Please, enjoy:
Please, enjoy:
The great Norm McDonald once blocked me on Twitter ten years ago after I criticized a guy he was on a thread with who was making incel-y comments.
Norm said “You judged your fellow man”.
(To be fair; Norm had problematic views).
I am still more upset about that than what happened yesterday.
Norm said “You judged your fellow man”.
(To be fair; Norm had problematic views).
I am still more upset about that than what happened yesterday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The great Norm McDonald once blocked me on Twitter ten years ago after I criticized a guy he was on a thread with who was making incel-y comments.
Norm said “You judged your fellow man”.
(To be fair; Norm had problematic views).
I am still more upset about that than what happened yesterday.
Norm said “You judged your fellow man”.
(To be fair; Norm had problematic views).
I am still more upset about that than what happened yesterday.
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Trump just lost his appeal. A federal court upheld the $83.3M jury award to E. Jean Carroll, ruling his repeated online attacks were defamatory. The 2nd Circuit said the damages were “fair and reasonable.”
September 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Trump just lost his appeal. A federal court upheld the $83.3M jury award to E. Jean Carroll, ruling his repeated online attacks were defamatory. The 2nd Circuit said the damages were “fair and reasonable.”
A tale in two parts:
August 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A tale in two parts:
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a sarcastic Bernie Sanders: "Why not? When you get bad news, fire the guy who delivered the news. I think that's sensible policy."
August 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
a sarcastic Bernie Sanders: "Why not? When you get bad news, fire the guy who delivered the news. I think that's sensible policy."
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The dam has burst
July 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The dam has burst
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When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.
July 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.
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I missed most of it so I'm joining a local Cold War reenactment group that gets together on weekends and hides under desks.
July 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I missed most of it so I'm joining a local Cold War reenactment group that gets together on weekends and hides under desks.
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𝐆𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬-𝐭𝐡𝐞-𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐥-𝐢𝐧-𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐳
June 18, 2025 at 10:14 AM
𝐆𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬-𝐭𝐡𝐞-𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐥-𝐢𝐧-𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐳
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I love this Native woman’s spunk! However this should NEVER have happened.
BORDER PATROL: “Are you an 🇺🇸 citizen?”
🔥 NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN: “FIRST ONES. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us… what are you? You’re not first born. You’re not from this f*ckin’ land. Punk-as* b*tches.”
🔥 NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN: “FIRST ONES. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us… what are you? You’re not first born. You’re not from this f*ckin’ land. Punk-as* b*tches.”
June 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I love this Native woman’s spunk! However this should NEVER have happened.
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My birthday wish for Donald Trump is that this is his last.
June 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
My birthday wish for Donald Trump is that this is his last.
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The most enraging thing for me is those ICE raids don’t need to include armed agents in military trucks swarming little bodegas.
They could deport people the way they always have, the way we never noticed under other administrations. The show of force is theater.
They could deport people the way they always have, the way we never noticed under other administrations. The show of force is theater.
June 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The most enraging thing for me is those ICE raids don’t need to include armed agents in military trucks swarming little bodegas.
They could deport people the way they always have, the way we never noticed under other administrations. The show of force is theater.
They could deport people the way they always have, the way we never noticed under other administrations. The show of force is theater.
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Tesla Takedown in Boston.
June 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Tesla Takedown in Boston.
Look at this Ai SLOP
May 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Look at this Ai SLOP
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There's nothing holy about writing discrimination into the law.
May 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
There's nothing holy about writing discrimination into the law.
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As a philosophy major who adored symbolic logic courses, this may be my favorite cartoon ever.
May 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
As a philosophy major who adored symbolic logic courses, this may be my favorite cartoon ever.