Glen
@coalportglen.bsky.social
Elite 1000
Analytics FC
3rd in 🌍 6-year rank
Analytics FC
3rd in 🌍 6-year rank
Accidentally played my BB... Good start
August 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Accidentally played my BB... Good start
I've been running hot for years so I can't be mad with this
Was a well managed season just no one did anything at all ever except Salah C and a couple bench jams
Was a well managed season just no one did anything at all ever except Salah C and a couple bench jams
May 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I've been running hot for years so I can't be mad with this
Was a well managed season just no one did anything at all ever except Salah C and a couple bench jams
Was a well managed season just no one did anything at all ever except Salah C and a couple bench jams
-102.8 variance. I actually managed really well this season but luck is much more important and mine finally ran out (long overdue tbf)
May 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
-102.8 variance. I actually managed really well this season but luck is much more important and mine finally ran out (long overdue tbf)
66 points behind 100k. Been fucked by Wood all season so it's time for him to pay it back
Isak > Wood
AM36 Pep
Isak > Wood
AM36 Pep
May 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
66 points behind 100k. Been fucked by Wood all season so it's time for him to pay it back
Isak > Wood
AM36 Pep
Isak > Wood
AM36 Pep
Worst bench boost of my career but we move 🤙
Safety score of 81 up to 174k... 100k still on I guess is the goal
Safety score of 81 up to 174k... 100k still on I guess is the goal
April 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Worst bench boost of my career but we move 🤙
Safety score of 81 up to 174k... 100k still on I guess is the goal
Safety score of 81 up to 174k... 100k still on I guess is the goal
TAA Salah Watkins out for Gvardiol Haaland Semenyo -4
In the doldrums of 300k+ gotta start taking the free risk™ if I'm gonna claw back 113 points and shoot for 10k
In the doldrums of 300k+ gotta start taking the free risk™ if I'm gonna claw back 113 points and shoot for 10k
March 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
TAA Salah Watkins out for Gvardiol Haaland Semenyo -4
In the doldrums of 300k+ gotta start taking the free risk™ if I'm gonna claw back 113 points and shoot for 10k
In the doldrums of 300k+ gotta start taking the free risk™ if I'm gonna claw back 113 points and shoot for 10k
Missed the deadline to see JP first bench and scamming a 9 pointer... Last 4 weeks have been a complete disaster
March 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Missed the deadline to see JP first bench and scamming a 9 pointer... Last 4 weeks have been a complete disaster
Fickle game. -40 variance in the last 3 weeks.
Benchwanked red flagged Eze 1 pointer over Ndiaye 9 pointer
Captain Trossard
Captain Palmer
Dorgu red card
Benchwanked red flagged Eze 1 pointer over Ndiaye 9 pointer
Captain Trossard
Captain Palmer
Dorgu red card
February 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Fickle game. -40 variance in the last 3 weeks.
Benchwanked red flagged Eze 1 pointer over Ndiaye 9 pointer
Captain Trossard
Captain Palmer
Dorgu red card
Benchwanked red flagged Eze 1 pointer over Ndiaye 9 pointer
Captain Trossard
Captain Palmer
Dorgu red card
Dunk to Dorgu I can't pass up the maybe fugazi EV in case Dorgu is a reincarnation of freshly promoted Matt Doherty or pre injury James Justin
Good season still bad rank need players to do more points
Good season still bad rank need players to do more points
February 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Dunk to Dorgu I can't pass up the maybe fugazi EV in case Dorgu is a reincarnation of freshly promoted Matt Doherty or pre injury James Justin
Good season still bad rank need players to do more points
Good season still bad rank need players to do more points
Good season average luck mediocre rank we go again
2/2 FTs
Martinez+Ndiaye -> Raya+Beto
Don't have FH so hope I can survive 29 then WC
2/2 FTs
Martinez+Ndiaye -> Raya+Beto
Don't have FH so hope I can survive 29 then WC
February 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Good season average luck mediocre rank we go again
2/2 FTs
Martinez+Ndiaye -> Raya+Beto
Don't have FH so hope I can survive 29 then WC
2/2 FTs
Martinez+Ndiaye -> Raya+Beto
Don't have FH so hope I can survive 29 then WC
I promise to never benchwank again
3/4FTs used
Martinez Watkins Trossard in
Pickford Isak Eze out
FH and TC used. AM31/36. BB32/33/36. WC30/31/32/35 waiting for more info
3/4FTs used
Martinez Watkins Trossard in
Pickford Isak Eze out
FH and TC used. AM31/36. BB32/33/36. WC30/31/32/35 waiting for more info
February 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I promise to never benchwank again
3/4FTs used
Martinez Watkins Trossard in
Pickford Isak Eze out
FH and TC used. AM31/36. BB32/33/36. WC30/31/32/35 waiting for more info
3/4FTs used
Martinez Watkins Trossard in
Pickford Isak Eze out
FH and TC used. AM31/36. BB32/33/36. WC30/31/32/35 waiting for more info
Waking up to Eze on the bench is a nightmare wtf
2/5 FTs used
Ndiaye+Pickford in for Stewart+Raya
TC Salah
AM didn't make sense for me this week given the GK situation and already on 3x LIV. Should be able to get more EV later
Ndiaye+Pickford in for Stewart+Raya
TC Salah
AM didn't make sense for me this week given the GK situation and already on 3x LIV. Should be able to get more EV later
February 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Waking up to Eze on the bench is a nightmare wtf
2/5 FTs used
Ndiaye+Pickford in for Stewart+Raya
TC Salah
AM didn't make sense for me this week given the GK situation and already on 3x LIV. Should be able to get more EV later
Ndiaye+Pickford in for Stewart+Raya
TC Salah
AM didn't make sense for me this week given the GK situation and already on 3x LIV. Should be able to get more EV later
January 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
2/5 FTs used
Ndiaye+Pickford in for Stewart+Raya
TC Salah
AM didn't make sense for me this week given the GK situation and already on 3x LIV. Should be able to get more EV later
Ndiaye+Pickford in for Stewart+Raya
TC Salah
AM didn't make sense for me this week given the GK situation and already on 3x LIV. Should be able to get more EV later
With 3x LIV, 2x EVE, and Raya+Fab on life support I'm only getting:
- max 28 EV from AM24.
- 27.8 EV for AM25.
*binary fixtures.
Looks like I'm clear for TC24, Pickford in, and AM36 at this rate
- max 28 EV from AM24.
- 27.8 EV for AM25.
*binary fixtures.
Looks like I'm clear for TC24, Pickford in, and AM36 at this rate
January 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
With 3x LIV, 2x EVE, and Raya+Fab on life support I'm only getting:
- max 28 EV from AM24.
- 27.8 EV for AM25.
*binary fixtures.
Looks like I'm clear for TC24, Pickford in, and AM36 at this rate
- max 28 EV from AM24.
- 27.8 EV for AM25.
*binary fixtures.
Looks like I'm clear for TC24, Pickford in, and AM36 at this rate
So glad to punt Andersen out of my team. One of the worst assets I've ever owned.
Immediate 0 pointer and injured
Missed 5 GWs incl. SOU
1,0,1,1 pointers upon return
0.1m lost
0.00 xG
0.07 xA
Goal in a cup game
1/5 FTs Andersen -> Myko
Got slaughtered last GW back to ~average analytics rank
Immediate 0 pointer and injured
Missed 5 GWs incl. SOU
1,0,1,1 pointers upon return
0.1m lost
0.00 xG
0.07 xA
Goal in a cup game
1/5 FTs Andersen -> Myko
Got slaughtered last GW back to ~average analytics rank
January 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
So glad to punt Andersen out of my team. One of the worst assets I've ever owned.
Immediate 0 pointer and injured
Missed 5 GWs incl. SOU
1,0,1,1 pointers upon return
0.1m lost
0.00 xG
0.07 xA
Goal in a cup game
1/5 FTs Andersen -> Myko
Got slaughtered last GW back to ~average analytics rank
Immediate 0 pointer and injured
Missed 5 GWs incl. SOU
1,0,1,1 pointers upon return
0.1m lost
0.00 xG
0.07 xA
Goal in a cup game
1/5 FTs Andersen -> Myko
Got slaughtered last GW back to ~average analytics rank
Bench dilemma this week but otherwise looking good to roll to 5FTs
Tempted by Dunk to Maz EV grab but he's a small doubt himself and locks me out of Myko. Dunk away to mci in 29 needs to be accounted for though since I spunked away my FH already
Tempted by Dunk to Maz EV grab but he's a small doubt himself and locks me out of Myko. Dunk away to mci in 29 needs to be accounted for though since I spunked away my FH already
January 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Bench dilemma this week but otherwise looking good to roll to 5FTs
Tempted by Dunk to Maz EV grab but he's a small doubt himself and locks me out of Myko. Dunk away to mci in 29 needs to be accounted for though since I spunked away my FH already
Tempted by Dunk to Maz EV grab but he's a small doubt himself and locks me out of Myko. Dunk away to mci in 29 needs to be accounted for though since I spunked away my FH already
Mbeumo remains freelo
Only ~35% EO still
Only ~35% EO still
January 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Mbeumo remains freelo
Only ~35% EO still
Only ~35% EO still
I think Salah and TAA minutes will be managed less as long as their contracts are expiring.
Cynical but there's way less incentive to protect them from injury if they're gone in the summer and Pool are pushing for titles
Cynical but there's way less incentive to protect them from injury if they're gone in the summer and Pool are pushing for titles
January 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I think Salah and TAA minutes will be managed less as long as their contracts are expiring.
Cynical but there's way less incentive to protect them from injury if they're gone in the summer and Pool are pushing for titles
Cynical but there's way less incentive to protect them from injury if they're gone in the summer and Pool are pushing for titles
FPL is so much easier when you don't get an injury every week. Rolling yet again to 4FTs.
Might bench Andersen since all he's done is get me two 0 pointers and be injured so I'm mad.
Rank: pretty good
Might bench Andersen since all he's done is get me two 0 pointers and be injured so I'm mad.
Rank: pretty good
January 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
FPL is so much easier when you don't get an injury every week. Rolling yet again to 4FTs.
Might bench Andersen since all he's done is get me two 0 pointers and be injured so I'm mad.
Rank: pretty good
Might bench Andersen since all he's done is get me two 0 pointers and be injured so I'm mad.
Rank: pretty good
Missed deadline but I have a lucky habit of always setting my next week team after the previous deadline and didn't think Ode was worth the FT anyways.
Heard there was some Free Risk™ on Palmer cap though oh well
Rank: a bit better than average
Heard there was some Free Risk™ on Palmer cap though oh well
Rank: a bit better than average
December 29, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Missed deadline but I have a lucky habit of always setting my next week team after the previous deadline and didn't think Ode was worth the FT anyways.
Heard there was some Free Risk™ on Palmer cap though oh well
Rank: a bit better than average
Heard there was some Free Risk™ on Palmer cap though oh well
Rank: a bit better than average
So much for rolling til 5FTs...
2/2 FTs Solanke Porro -> Isak Castagne
Who would have thought an Eze and Tete injury would open up this line
Dom to Isak was in all my future lines anyways so made sense grabbing the short term EV and price swings
Rank: Average
2/2 FTs Solanke Porro -> Isak Castagne
Who would have thought an Eze and Tete injury would open up this line
Dom to Isak was in all my future lines anyways so made sense grabbing the short term EV and price swings
Rank: Average
December 21, 2024 at 1:36 AM
So much for rolling til 5FTs...
2/2 FTs Solanke Porro -> Isak Castagne
Who would have thought an Eze and Tete injury would open up this line
Dom to Isak was in all my future lines anyways so made sense grabbing the short term EV and price swings
Rank: Average
2/2 FTs Solanke Porro -> Isak Castagne
Who would have thought an Eze and Tete injury would open up this line
Dom to Isak was in all my future lines anyways so made sense grabbing the short term EV and price swings
Rank: Average
Another benefit is rank chasing/protecting. Easy tapping into massive variance or play it safe with home favourites
First instinct on AM chip is GW36-38
1. Teams on the beach
2. Teams fighting relegation/Europe
= Good odds relative to lower table position
3. FTs are less valuable end of season
4. DGW36
5. Cheap 0.5-1m managers
6. You're at max team value
7. No FT competition for navigating blanks and doubles
1. Teams on the beach
2. Teams fighting relegation/Europe
= Good odds relative to lower table position
3. FTs are less valuable end of season
4. DGW36
5. Cheap 0.5-1m managers
6. You're at max team value
7. No FT competition for navigating blanks and doubles
December 13, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Another benefit is rank chasing/protecting. Easy tapping into massive variance or play it safe with home favourites
Wait why do people hate on the Mystery Chip?
Seeing lots of cynicism without any concrete rationale.
Getting these vibes. Happens whenever anything new is done
Seeing lots of cynicism without any concrete rationale.
Getting these vibes. Happens whenever anything new is done
old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
ALT: old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Wait why do people hate on the Mystery Chip?
Seeing lots of cynicism without any concrete rationale.
Getting these vibes. Happens whenever anything new is done
Seeing lots of cynicism without any concrete rationale.
Getting these vibes. Happens whenever anything new is done
First instinct on AM chip is GW36-38
1. Teams on the beach
2. Teams fighting relegation/Europe
= Good odds relative to lower table position
3. FTs are less valuable end of season
4. DGW36
5. Cheap 0.5-1m managers
6. You're at max team value
7. No FT competition for navigating blanks and doubles
1. Teams on the beach
2. Teams fighting relegation/Europe
= Good odds relative to lower table position
3. FTs are less valuable end of season
4. DGW36
5. Cheap 0.5-1m managers
6. You're at max team value
7. No FT competition for navigating blanks and doubles
December 11, 2024 at 7:32 PM
First instinct on AM chip is GW36-38
1. Teams on the beach
2. Teams fighting relegation/Europe
= Good odds relative to lower table position
3. FTs are less valuable end of season
4. DGW36
5. Cheap 0.5-1m managers
6. You're at max team value
7. No FT competition for navigating blanks and doubles
1. Teams on the beach
2. Teams fighting relegation/Europe
= Good odds relative to lower table position
3. FTs are less valuable end of season
4. DGW36
5. Cheap 0.5-1m managers
6. You're at max team value
7. No FT competition for navigating blanks and doubles
78 points on FH. Would have been 75 with my busted team before any transfers. Could have been worse
Aaaand we FH
December 9, 2024 at 10:42 PM
78 points on FH. Would have been 75 with my busted team before any transfers. Could have been worse