The Coachspeak Index
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John Wick reboot, but with Kyle Shanahan hunting down the Deion Sanders jersey that was stolen from him in 1994
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
John Wick reboot, but with Kyle Shanahan hunting down the Deion Sanders jersey that was stolen from him in 1994
“I couldn’t even figure out 6-7, and now it’s Drake Drake Maye”
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“I couldn’t even figure out 6-7, and now it’s Drake Drake Maye”
#Cowboys HC Brian Schottenheimer on CeeDee Lamb, who had multiple drops today:
“The ball is gonna keep coming his way… When we start drawing up plays for Kansas City — I’ll give them a little heads-up — there’ll be a lot of them going to 88.”
“The ball is gonna keep coming his way… When we start drawing up plays for Kansas City — I’ll give them a little heads-up — there’ll be a lot of them going to 88.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
#Cowboys HC Brian Schottenheimer on CeeDee Lamb, who had multiple drops today:
“The ball is gonna keep coming his way… When we start drawing up plays for Kansas City — I’ll give them a little heads-up — there’ll be a lot of them going to 88.”
“The ball is gonna keep coming his way… When we start drawing up plays for Kansas City — I’ll give them a little heads-up — there’ll be a lot of them going to 88.”
no context Mike McCoy
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
no context Mike McCoy
YOU
LOVE
TO
HEAR IT
LOVE
TO
HEAR IT
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
YOU
LOVE
TO
HEAR IT
LOVE
TO
HEAR IT
Aaron Glenn is cut from a different cloth (used toilet paper)
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Aaron Glenn is cut from a different cloth (used toilet paper)
you know it’s going well when you’re begging reporters to not ask who QB1 is
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
you know it’s going well when you’re begging reporters to not ask who QB1 is
loser energy
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
loser energy
need to hit the Charlotte clubs with my new wingman Brad Idzik
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
need to hit the Charlotte clubs with my new wingman Brad Idzik
it was a more active trade deadline because the young whippersnapper GMs are so trade horny from their days of playing fantasy football
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
it was a more active trade deadline because the young whippersnapper GMs are so trade horny from their days of playing fantasy football
no context Liam Coen
November 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
no context Liam Coen
Paul Kuharsky had Mike McCoy in hell today
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Paul Kuharsky had Mike McCoy in hell today
Zac Taylor walking out of a poker game in a barrel and suspenders
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Zac Taylor walking out of a poker game in a barrel and suspenders