The Coachspeak Index
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John Wick reboot, but with Kyle Shanahan hunting down the Deion Sanders jersey that was stolen from him in 1994
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
John Wick reboot, but with Kyle Shanahan hunting down the Deion Sanders jersey that was stolen from him in 1994
Happy Fhanksgiving!
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Happy Fhanksgiving!
“I couldn’t even figure out 6-7, and now it’s Drake Drake Maye”
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“I couldn’t even figure out 6-7, and now it’s Drake Drake Maye”
#Cowboys HC Brian Schottenheimer on CeeDee Lamb, who had multiple drops today:
“The ball is gonna keep coming his way… When we start drawing up plays for Kansas City — I’ll give them a little heads-up — there’ll be a lot of them going to 88.”
“The ball is gonna keep coming his way… When we start drawing up plays for Kansas City — I’ll give them a little heads-up — there’ll be a lot of them going to 88.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
#Cowboys HC Brian Schottenheimer on CeeDee Lamb, who had multiple drops today:
“The ball is gonna keep coming his way… When we start drawing up plays for Kansas City — I’ll give them a little heads-up — there’ll be a lot of them going to 88.”
“The ball is gonna keep coming his way… When we start drawing up plays for Kansas City — I’ll give them a little heads-up — there’ll be a lot of them going to 88.”
no context Mike McCoy
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
no context Mike McCoy
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November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
🗣️ all aboard for a new ep 🚂
• What’s behind the increased usage for Bhayshul Tuten and Kenneth Walker
• Necessary context on Dan Campbell’s actual quote about David Montgomery
+ more!
📺: youtu.be/SAKgbly0tTY?...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/1vjJ...
• What’s behind the increased usage for Bhayshul Tuten and Kenneth Walker
• Necessary context on Dan Campbell’s actual quote about David Montgomery
+ more!
📺: youtu.be/SAKgbly0tTY?...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/1vjJ...
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
🗣️ all aboard for a new ep 🚂
• What’s behind the increased usage for Bhayshul Tuten and Kenneth Walker
• Necessary context on Dan Campbell’s actual quote about David Montgomery
+ more!
📺: youtu.be/SAKgbly0tTY?...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/1vjJ...
• What’s behind the increased usage for Bhayshul Tuten and Kenneth Walker
• Necessary context on Dan Campbell’s actual quote about David Montgomery
+ more!
📺: youtu.be/SAKgbly0tTY?...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/1vjJ...
Emphasis the Little Things
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Emphasis the Little Things
💥 new episode just dropped, THANK YOU SENSEI 🍆
• Tyler Allgeier is a hammer
• Luther Burden is the rogue planet Melancholia
• Christian Watson is a goon
📺: youtu.be/jqu4InUdHV4?...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/3k2P...
• Tyler Allgeier is a hammer
• Luther Burden is the rogue planet Melancholia
• Christian Watson is a goon
📺: youtu.be/jqu4InUdHV4?...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/3k2P...
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
💥 new episode just dropped, THANK YOU SENSEI 🍆
• Tyler Allgeier is a hammer
• Luther Burden is the rogue planet Melancholia
• Christian Watson is a goon
📺: youtu.be/jqu4InUdHV4?...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/3k2P...
• Tyler Allgeier is a hammer
• Luther Burden is the rogue planet Melancholia
• Christian Watson is a goon
📺: youtu.be/jqu4InUdHV4?...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/3k2P...
Aaron Glenn is cut from a different cloth (used toilet paper)
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Aaron Glenn is cut from a different cloth (used toilet paper)
you know it’s going well when you’re begging reporters to not ask who QB1 is
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
you know it’s going well when you’re begging reporters to not ask who QB1 is
Dan Campbell took over offensive playcalling duties and he did not fail Jameson Williams
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Dan Campbell took over offensive playcalling duties and he did not fail Jameson Williams
loser energy
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
loser energy
need to hit the Charlotte clubs with my new wingman Brad Idzik
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
need to hit the Charlotte clubs with my new wingman Brad Idzik
🚁 🚁 new ep dropped 🚁 🚁
• the horrors of copy-and-pasting preseason usage to regular season usage
• new deployments for Devaughn Vele and Luke Musgrave
• a solitary rant
📺: youtu.be/Z5okVU6RFy8?...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/0B9J...
• the horrors of copy-and-pasting preseason usage to regular season usage
• new deployments for Devaughn Vele and Luke Musgrave
• a solitary rant
📺: youtu.be/Z5okVU6RFy8?...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/0B9J...
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
🚁 🚁 new ep dropped 🚁 🚁
• the horrors of copy-and-pasting preseason usage to regular season usage
• new deployments for Devaughn Vele and Luke Musgrave
• a solitary rant
📺: youtu.be/Z5okVU6RFy8?...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/0B9J...
• the horrors of copy-and-pasting preseason usage to regular season usage
• new deployments for Devaughn Vele and Luke Musgrave
• a solitary rant
📺: youtu.be/Z5okVU6RFy8?...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/0B9J...
it was a more active trade deadline because the young whippersnapper GMs are so trade horny from their days of playing fantasy football
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
it was a more active trade deadline because the young whippersnapper GMs are so trade horny from their days of playing fantasy football
no context Liam Coen
November 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
no context Liam Coen
Paul Kuharsky had Mike McCoy in hell today
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Paul Kuharsky had Mike McCoy in hell today
Zac Taylor walking out of a poker game in a barrel and suspenders
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Zac Taylor walking out of a poker game in a barrel and suspenders
