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coachhectico.bsky.social
Coach
@coachhectico.bsky.social
Self-proclaimed funnyman with a keyboard and a chat window. I play games, make jokes, read too much, and fall in love with fictional women. It's a whole thing.
Couldn’t be more thrilled if you paid me. I know it’s gonna be phenomenal :)
May 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Just to poke fun and be pedantic. I actually have no idea where the hate comes from. Some people say they’re good dudes, some people blast them every chance they get. All I know about them is they’ve had some matches I enjoyed watching.
May 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’m confused by this reply. I think AEW is a fine product and am actively rooting for them to sign two people who I think would bolster their women’s division. So because I don’t actively follow them since a certain time period I’m a CM Punk burner account?
May 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Wait, what? I never said I blamed anyone. I said I haven’t watched since then and that the situation left a sour taste in my mouth. This is not a correlation = causation thing. I just happened to fall out around that time. I’m not against AEW just haven’t really made it my business to watch since.
May 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What about reading negative words about them? Is that fair game?
May 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I don’t watch AEW anymore, left a sour taste in my mouth after the whole CM Punk/Jack Perry incident. However I do think Shayna and Dakota Kai would be solid pickups for their product.
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Can confirm! I was there when you made it at age 8, though at the time you called it “Haus of Leafs” but as you grew you made the corrections.
May 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I fit in clothes I couldn't before, I went from fitting on zero amusement park rides to riding them freely. But my eyes can't see anything other than what I was and it's really bumming me out.
December 3, 2024 at 1:31 PM
I asked them if we could get all that for you. They said "The best we can do is a flat in South London, some rain, a Stuart Turton novel and a basket of ferrero rocher."
November 25, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Gen 3
November 23, 2024 at 1:32 PM
No typo, we're just licking the screens. It's like wireless charging except instead of gaining battery charge people just stare at us and whisper.
November 20, 2024 at 10:19 PM
They got me with the electric compressed air gun thingy.
November 20, 2024 at 5:29 PM
You asked for one too many things so the gods said no. They are willing to work with you though, can the cottage not be mossy? They find those terms agreeable.
November 20, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Rally to me!
November 20, 2024 at 5:15 PM