The way you flinched was most impressive.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The way you flinched was most impressive.
Not without permission, of course.
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Not without permission, of course.
Dammit, Chief! The nerd I hired to reprogram the replicators was specifically instructed to play "Little Plumber Boy" on a loop!
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Dammit, Chief! The nerd I hired to reprogram the replicators was specifically instructed to play "Little Plumber Boy" on a loop!
The last time I shared this you responded with "Technically, every time you walk through the kitchen there is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen."
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The last time I shared this you responded with "Technically, every time you walk through the kitchen there is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen."
Uh huh. We've all seen your viral video on Space TikTok.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Uh huh. We've all seen your viral video on Space TikTok.
How can you tell? There's only one in the picture?
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
How can you tell? There's only one in the picture?
Brad, my human intern. The guy who puts the gym mats away under the stage, stacks the pylons, that sort of thing. If that's engineering, then standards have fallen a long way, Chief.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Brad, my human intern. The guy who puts the gym mats away under the stage, stacks the pylons, that sort of thing. If that's engineering, then standards have fallen a long way, Chief.
That's still your handwriting, Chief
Also, you can still read what was crossed out. "Accentuate my Engineer Bod"?
Also, you can still read what was crossed out. "Accentuate my Engineer Bod"?
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
That's still your handwriting, Chief
Also, you can still read what was crossed out. "Accentuate my Engineer Bod"?
Also, you can still read what was crossed out. "Accentuate my Engineer Bod"?
Sounds like he has a lot of pylons and gym mats to wash.
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Sounds like he has a lot of pylons and gym mats to wash.
But Brad's not engineering staff. He's the guy who inflates dodgeballs and lives in the equipment room.
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
But Brad's not engineering staff. He's the guy who inflates dodgeballs and lives in the equipment room.
That's what you put in the Special Instructions section of the request form!
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
That's what you put in the Special Instructions section of the request form!
Take your time, Chief. Good work can't be rushed. And we'll just use the backup toilet in the meantime.
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Take your time, Chief. Good work can't be rushed. And we'll just use the backup toilet in the meantime.
Stop complaining and put it on.
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Stop complaining and put it on.
What I've heard is the extremely graphic and unsettling noises coming from the garage. And don't try that "miracle of birth" excuse this time.
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What I've heard is the extremely graphic and unsettling noises coming from the garage. And don't try that "miracle of birth" excuse this time.
Was it that or was it the Andorian Urethra Lamprey you contracted on Risa?
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Was it that or was it the Andorian Urethra Lamprey you contracted on Risa?
Very well. Let me know if you'd like me to get in a last laugh with him using my knuckle rejoinder.
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Very well. Let me know if you'd like me to get in a last laugh with him using my knuckle rejoinder.
This McCoy fellow sounds like an asshole. Want me to have a friendly chat with him about his slur usage?
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This McCoy fellow sounds like an asshole. Want me to have a friendly chat with him about his slur usage?
Chief, Brad wants time off to participate in a "manly sweaty shirtless beach volleyball tournament." You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Chief, Brad wants time off to participate in a "manly sweaty shirtless beach volleyball tournament." You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?
He's certainly learned more than he could ever dreamed of about cleaning fur out of the upholstery.
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
He's certainly learned more than he could ever dreamed of about cleaning fur out of the upholstery.
Organizing your collection of quadrotriticale seeds by color and shape?
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Organizing your collection of quadrotriticale seeds by color and shape?
And why aren't you wearing the one I made for you? Morn is wearing his.
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
And why aren't you wearing the one I made for you? Morn is wearing his.
The whole thing? Fine, let me coil it back up for you.
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The whole thing? Fine, let me coil it back up for you.
It's not that deep down, Chief. Let's be honest here.
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's not that deep down, Chief. Let's be honest here.