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Here’s my latest column. Thanks for reading!

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We were better off - Storm Lake Times Pilot
Can’t live with them, can’t live without them. Farm subsidies, that is. They distort markets, suppress diversity, and create winners and losers. We can’t get by without …
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December 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Here’s my latest column. Thanks for reading!

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Iowa Republicans buck up against a cold wind - Storm Lake Times Pilot
Northwest headwinds buffet Iowa Republicans a year out from the 2026 midterm elections: Farmers are under stress, grocery prices are high, our rivers are fouled, and voters want better. The GOP …
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November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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They want Iowa Normal back - Storm Lake Times Pilot
Back and forth all over Iowa I trundle hawking my book — "Dear Marty, We Crapped In Our Nest." Everywhere I go one message emerges: We want our good old Iowa back. That is moderate, …
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October 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...
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October 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Here’s my latest column: Donald Trump hurt Chuck Grassley’s feelings!

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Scratch where it itches - Storm Lake Times Pilot
Chuck Grassley has a case of the fleas from sleeping with dogs. The senior Republican senator from Iowa intimated at a Senate Judiciary Committee meeting July 30 that President Trump had hurt …
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August 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a m...
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August 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Here’s my latest column

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Sand has time to divine the truth about our water - Storm Lake Times Pilot
Rob Sand pines for the days when you could safely take a dip in the Upper Iowa River near Decorah. He is not so sure it is safe for his sons, 9 and 11, and that says a lot about the state of the …
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July 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Here’s my latest column

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Navigating the maze on your way to treatment - Storm Lake Times Pilot
The woman on the phone from the Mayo Clinic was growing exasperated as she ran through how to sweep up my medical records. “So, you got the CT scan in Storm Lake? And the hormone therapy …
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June 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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1/2 "They still won’t deliver babies in Newton because it doesn’t pay, for crying out loud. And they won’t expand the nursing staff in Pocahontas by any state measure. Our congress critters all voted for the health care cuts in the Big Bad Bill. The University of Iowa..
Navigating the maze on your way to treatment
It’s hard enough with full health coverage
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June 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Here’s my latest column. Iowa is a state of denial

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Who knows anymore? Shucks, Gomer, we’ve always had weather. - Storm Lake Times Pilot
“Not sure, we’ll have to wait and see” is a typically Midwestern way of declaring Hell No. What’s the weather have in store? Not sure, we’ll have to wait and see. …
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June 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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“He will take a government check but can’t abide it for lesser souls because he has this sense that somehow he is going to get screwed.”
May 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Top-15 players in three-pointers all-time, ranked by points per three-point shot:

Kyle Korver: 1.286
Steph Curry: 1.271
Klay Thompson: 1.235
Ray Allen: 1.201
Reggie Miller: 1.184
Kevin Durant: 1.166
Paul George: 1.150

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March 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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My latest column: It’s lean on Lake Avenue these days, and fear isn’t helping

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Lake Avenue nearly dead on a warm Wednesday morning - Storm Lake Times Pilot
Sure is quiet in The City Beautiful. Nearly 50 degrees and all sunshiney, and barely a peep downtown that Wednesday morning at 10 a.m. The notice had just gone out from Trump: All …
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March 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Crazy days - Storm Lake Times Pilot
It’s getting crazy out there. Scary storms overhead. You could drink. Or pull the covers over your head. You can’t escape it. It’s hard to take the news: Trump wants a …
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February 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips -The Onion
December 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM