Unindicted Co-Conspiritor
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My face always feels like I've eaten a lemon wedge covered in hot sauce
animal shelter:
What sick f*ck keeps telling people you can catch a tiger by the toe?
Mother Goose looks around nervously… have you heard the one about three men in a tub?
What sick f*ck keeps telling people you can catch a tiger by the toe?
Mother Goose looks around nervously… have you heard the one about three men in a tub?
March 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
animal shelter:
What sick f*ck keeps telling people you can catch a tiger by the toe?
Mother Goose looks around nervously… have you heard the one about three men in a tub?
What sick f*ck keeps telling people you can catch a tiger by the toe?
Mother Goose looks around nervously… have you heard the one about three men in a tub?
WTH kinda tub do you have? Sit on the floor and get part of your body wet? Those spiders are just laughing at you and reporting back to headquarters.
March 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
WTH kinda tub do you have? Sit on the floor and get part of your body wet? Those spiders are just laughing at you and reporting back to headquarters.
Ok but, No promises
No demands
No demands
March 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Ok but, No promises
No demands
No demands
The Moon is always nice, it’s those Ass-teroids that keep beating it up.
March 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The Moon is always nice, it’s those Ass-teroids that keep beating it up.
You had me at gastro
March 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
You had me at gastro
My cat said you really otter know better
March 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
My cat said you really otter know better
I always liked those cartoons where people had red Long-John’s with button flaps to easily moon the crotchless panty girls who were rushing in to rub fleshy split cheeks together… oh dear, I think I forgot to take my medication.
March 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I always liked those cartoons where people had red Long-John’s with button flaps to easily moon the crotchless panty girls who were rushing in to rub fleshy split cheeks together… oh dear, I think I forgot to take my medication.
In the 80’s Don Henley wrote about the dichotomy of a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac, what would it be today? An Earth First sticker on a Hummer? A Black Lives Matter sticker on a Tesla?
March 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
In the 80’s Don Henley wrote about the dichotomy of a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac, what would it be today? An Earth First sticker on a Hummer? A Black Lives Matter sticker on a Tesla?
This cartoon comes out of your mouth chanting “we make holes in teeth, we make holes in teeth” or was that a fever dream when I was swearing allegiance to this grizzly bear that stopped forest fires and I forgot to floss but I didn’t start any fires and I just wanted some acceptance??
March 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
This cartoon comes out of your mouth chanting “we make holes in teeth, we make holes in teeth” or was that a fever dream when I was swearing allegiance to this grizzly bear that stopped forest fires and I forgot to floss but I didn’t start any fires and I just wanted some acceptance??
Tell me how that works out for you
February 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Tell me how that works out for you
Damn us all to hell! (Pounding the sand)
February 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Damn us all to hell! (Pounding the sand)
Oxymoronic law dictates that a loop occurs when endless (big) is juxtaposed with shrimp (small) …but wait a minute, why do you want it to stop and why do you have endless shrimp on the side of a river?
February 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Oxymoronic law dictates that a loop occurs when endless (big) is juxtaposed with shrimp (small) …but wait a minute, why do you want it to stop and why do you have endless shrimp on the side of a river?
That bitch is toast
February 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
That bitch is toast
Woo hoo ladies I’m a yard swiller (I think) just don’t tell my wife
February 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Woo hoo ladies I’m a yard swiller (I think) just don’t tell my wife
I feel you brother… oh wait, I forgot to take my pills
February 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I feel you brother… oh wait, I forgot to take my pills
Know your audience… Seals??
February 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Know your audience… Seals??
Just say you work at Cracker Barrel
February 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Just say you work at Cracker Barrel
Imagine us both farting a symphony
February 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Imagine us both farting a symphony
Most men secretly take their robot twin in the back room because it’s not really gay if you are with yourself right??
February 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Most men secretly take their robot twin in the back room because it’s not really gay if you are with yourself right??