Please learn from the enslaved people who perfected the art of strategic malingering.

How to delay. How to break tools and lose passwords.

How to subvert unlawful or cruel orders with foot dragging. How to convincingly feign incompetence and ignorance.

Bury them in paperwork.

Depends on how much patterning you want. For a simple hat, I like the Sockhead hat or Barley Light, and both are free on Ravelry. For a simple to knit/memorize pattern, I like Violet Waffles. Technically it’s a DK pattern, but it’s so simple that it’s a breeze to convert to fingering weight.

Thank you 😊 I wore that one to Rhinebeck the one time I went in 2019. I felt very accomplished

That’s the Love Note by Tincan knits