Can Mayonnaise Kill a Jedi?
@cmkjofficial.bsky.social
Unofficial Star Wars podcast.
YouTube Channel: youtube.com/@canmayonnaisekillajedi
Business contact: cmkjbusiness@gmail.com
YouTube Channel: youtube.com/@canmayonnaisekillajedi
Business contact: cmkjbusiness@gmail.com
Followers may recall my plans for a possible One-Shot campaign for a Saving Life Day game in the SW5E system. It is still in the planning stages, but if any of you are interested be sure to contribute to any tier of Patreon and DM me with your character idea. #SW5E #LifeDay
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It is once again that time of year—the month of NNN, otherwise known as No Nut November—and in honor of our Twi'lek piece, we’ve made upgrades! Can you last the month, or will you give in to temptation by letting these Zeltron Cafarels fulfill your desires?
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November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It is once again that time of year—the month of NNN, otherwise known as No Nut November—and in honor of our Twi'lek piece, we’ve made upgrades! Can you last the month, or will you give in to temptation by letting these Zeltron Cafarels fulfill your desires?
www.patreon.com/posts/143716...
www.patreon.com/posts/143716...
"Sometimes you don't need to talk, just stand there and the problem tends to solve itself."
-Makasi
The fourth character teaser for our Patreon Campaign: Hunt for the Ennorad. Our next session will be livestreamed tomorrow on November 15th, at 4 PM MST.
-Makasi
The fourth character teaser for our Patreon Campaign: Hunt for the Ennorad. Our next session will be livestreamed tomorrow on November 15th, at 4 PM MST.
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"Sometimes you don't need to talk, just stand there and the problem tends to solve itself."
-Makasi
The fourth character teaser for our Patreon Campaign: Hunt for the Ennorad. Our next session will be livestreamed tomorrow on November 15th, at 4 PM MST.
-Makasi
The fourth character teaser for our Patreon Campaign: Hunt for the Ennorad. Our next session will be livestreamed tomorrow on November 15th, at 4 PM MST.
Selene and I will be guest appearing as a Togruta Reporter and Duros News Anchor respectively in the next episode of the SWxW40k series made by @heretical-hatter.bsky.social. This art piece was drawn by 3D Vincen.
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Selene and I will be guest appearing as a Togruta Reporter and Duros News Anchor respectively in the next episode of the SWxW40k series made by @heretical-hatter.bsky.social. This art piece was drawn by 3D Vincen.
We are one week away from Halloween and while we won't have our annual spooky episode, we have prepared something just as good. A sequel for our little comic from last year made by @necrocephalopod.bsky.social, here is a sneak peek.
October 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
We are one week away from Halloween and while we won't have our annual spooky episode, we have prepared something just as good. A sequel for our little comic from last year made by @necrocephalopod.bsky.social, here is a sneak peek.
It is the month of spookiness and the Bringer of Chaos is here to make it a little more bearable with her love. Accept Abeloth's love at your own risk.
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www.patreon.com/posts/141672...
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It is the month of spookiness and the Bringer of Chaos is here to make it a little more bearable with her love. Accept Abeloth's love at your own risk.
www.patreon.com/posts/141672...
www.patreon.com/posts/141672...
This month has been crazy busy for us. We have been trying to find a day to record the next episode for the past three weeks, but without success. As an apology to our community, here is the full thumbnail in all its glory!
October 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This month has been crazy busy for us. We have been trying to find a day to record the next episode for the past three weeks, but without success. As an apology to our community, here is the full thumbnail in all its glory!
"My friends, the galaxy’s charm often masks its thorns. We share these moments of trust, yet some burdens cling silently to the heart. Lend me your strength to keep this light alive, for shadows test even the warmest bonds."
-Cir Morin
#SW5e
-Cir Morin
#SW5e
October 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"My friends, the galaxy’s charm often masks its thorns. We share these moments of trust, yet some burdens cling silently to the heart. Lend me your strength to keep this light alive, for shadows test even the warmest bonds."
-Cir Morin
#SW5e
-Cir Morin
#SW5e
If you wish to support us in other ways, visit our store at artificialdragon-shop.fourthwall.com. With your help, we can add more merchandise for you to buy, such as plushies, stickers, T-shirts, and additional posters.
September 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If you wish to support us in other ways, visit our store at artificialdragon-shop.fourthwall.com. With your help, we can add more merchandise for you to buy, such as plushies, stickers, T-shirts, and additional posters.
Today is my co-host's birthday, and I thought it would be appropriate to show off her first character from the Star Wars Alternate campaign: the former Duchess of Iego, Liel Thiru'al.
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September 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Today is my co-host's birthday, and I thought it would be appropriate to show off her first character from the Star Wars Alternate campaign: the former Duchess of Iego, Liel Thiru'al.
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www.patreon.com/posts/are-yo...
Here's our first character teaser for the Session Zero of the Star Wars: Alternate Sequel – Electric Boogaloo campaign. Don't worry—we've already recorded our next podcast episode, but it won’t be ready until next week.
Session Zero will be livestreamed on August 29 at 5 PM MST.
Session Zero will be livestreamed on August 29 at 5 PM MST.
August 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Here's our first character teaser for the Session Zero of the Star Wars: Alternate Sequel – Electric Boogaloo campaign. Don't worry—we've already recorded our next podcast episode, but it won’t be ready until next week.
Session Zero will be livestreamed on August 29 at 5 PM MST.
Session Zero will be livestreamed on August 29 at 5 PM MST.
29 today. Birthdays feel more ordinary as you get older—coffee, work, and repeat, but the love from friends, family, & my amazing Discord community means a lot. I am thankful that this little podcast lets me share Star Wars with you all. Thank you.
Meme by: TheDrawingPlanet
Meme by: TheDrawingPlanet
August 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
29 today. Birthdays feel more ordinary as you get older—coffee, work, and repeat, but the love from friends, family, & my amazing Discord community means a lot. I am thankful that this little podcast lets me share Star Wars with you all. Thank you.
Meme by: TheDrawingPlanet
Meme by: TheDrawingPlanet
I got something special prepared for everyone. It is about time we cover an underappreciated character, which in this case is the Zabrak Bounty Hunter named Sugi. Her pose is based on Revy from Black Lagoon, hope you guys love her.
www.patreon.com/posts/137116...
www.patreon.com/posts/137116...
August 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I got something special prepared for everyone. It is about time we cover an underappreciated character, which in this case is the Zabrak Bounty Hunter named Sugi. Her pose is based on Revy from Black Lagoon, hope you guys love her.
www.patreon.com/posts/137116...
www.patreon.com/posts/137116...
We have made it to my birthday month. It'll be a fairly busy one, but we promise we have some content lined up with the next planned episode.
I will be providing a discount code for new Patreon members. Use the code: BDAY and get a 75% discount on any Tier you contribute to.
I will be providing a discount code for new Patreon members. Use the code: BDAY and get a 75% discount on any Tier you contribute to.
August 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
We have made it to my birthday month. It'll be a fairly busy one, but we promise we have some content lined up with the next planned episode.
I will be providing a discount code for new Patreon members. Use the code: BDAY and get a 75% discount on any Tier you contribute to.
I will be providing a discount code for new Patreon members. Use the code: BDAY and get a 75% discount on any Tier you contribute to.
I know it has been a little quiet in terms of content on the podcast, but I am still recovering from vacation and spending time with family. Rest assured, we will be resuming our regularly scheduled program with our episodes.
Wip art piece made by the talented Aarual.
Wip art piece made by the talented Aarual.
July 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I know it has been a little quiet in terms of content on the podcast, but I am still recovering from vacation and spending time with family. Rest assured, we will be resuming our regularly scheduled program with our episodes.
Wip art piece made by the talented Aarual.
Wip art piece made by the talented Aarual.
We haven't gotten enough heroic figures for our Patreon pieces, but this month, we figured it would be appropriate to showcase why Anakin is the Chosen One. This is for all the ladies out there.
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www.patreon.com/posts/chosen...
July 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We haven't gotten enough heroic figures for our Patreon pieces, but this month, we figured it would be appropriate to showcase why Anakin is the Chosen One. This is for all the ladies out there.
www.patreon.com/posts/chosen...
www.patreon.com/posts/chosen...
In celebration of our SWTOR Companion Tier List video, which is currently our second most popular episode, I thought it would be appropriate to make a month Patreon art piece on the most loved companion of them all. Lana Beniko, aka the Galaxies Best Wife! #SWTOR
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www.patreon.com/posts/131407...
June 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
In celebration of our SWTOR Companion Tier List video, which is currently our second most popular episode, I thought it would be appropriate to make a month Patreon art piece on the most loved companion of them all. Lana Beniko, aka the Galaxies Best Wife! #SWTOR
www.patreon.com/posts/131407...
www.patreon.com/posts/131407...
This month's Patreon piece brings back an old classic in tribute to the release of the Tales of the Underworld. May I reintroduce Cad Bane, one of the best bounty hunters in the galaxy!
www.patreon.com/posts/129294...
www.patreon.com/posts/129294...
May 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This month's Patreon piece brings back an old classic in tribute to the release of the Tales of the Underworld. May I reintroduce Cad Bane, one of the best bounty hunters in the galaxy!
www.patreon.com/posts/129294...
www.patreon.com/posts/129294...
Happy Star Wars Day, everyone. Hope you are all having a wonderful start to your day and enjoying any sort of Star Wars media, whether it is books, movies, or playing a video game. Definitely know I'll be watching 'Tales of the Underworld' later. #MayThe4th
May 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Happy Star Wars Day, everyone. Hope you are all having a wonderful start to your day and enjoying any sort of Star Wars media, whether it is books, movies, or playing a video game. Definitely know I'll be watching 'Tales of the Underworld' later. #MayThe4th
This month's Patreon piece shows off the propaganda of the protagonist faction. In this case, the Rebel Alliance and a very beautiful X-Wing Pilot. There is a variant of this poster, along with textless versions available for download.
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April 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This month's Patreon piece shows off the propaganda of the protagonist faction. In this case, the Rebel Alliance and a very beautiful X-Wing Pilot. There is a variant of this poster, along with textless versions available for download.
www.patreon.com/posts/join-a...
www.patreon.com/posts/join-a...
It has been forever, but this podcast has returned! This was meant to drop on Valentine's Day, but we are a little late. Enjoy the package deal of Ulic Qel-Droma and his lovers—both the deadly and sweet variety.
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www.patreon.com/posts/qel-dr...
March 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It has been forever, but this podcast has returned! This was meant to drop on Valentine's Day, but we are a little late. Enjoy the package deal of Ulic Qel-Droma and his lovers—both the deadly and sweet variety.
www.patreon.com/posts/qel-dr...
www.patreon.com/posts/qel-dr...
Good news, everyone! My computer has finally returned from its week long recovery. The new drive has been installed, and I will need to begin the cloning process on the old hard drive, but it is now operational! We will be very close to resuming our daily program.
March 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Good news, everyone! My computer has finally returned from its week long recovery. The new drive has been installed, and I will need to begin the cloning process on the old hard drive, but it is now operational! We will be very close to resuming our daily program.
Apologies to everyone who has been waiting for an update on my computer. While I just retrieved my PC from Geek Squad, I still have other hurdles to go through.
Thank you for your patience, and as a gift from us, here is the full thumbnail of the SW vs. 40k episode made by blitler1945.
Thank you for your patience, and as a gift from us, here is the full thumbnail of the SW vs. 40k episode made by blitler1945.
February 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Apologies to everyone who has been waiting for an update on my computer. While I just retrieved my PC from Geek Squad, I still have other hurdles to go through.
Thank you for your patience, and as a gift from us, here is the full thumbnail of the SW vs. 40k episode made by blitler1945.
Thank you for your patience, and as a gift from us, here is the full thumbnail of the SW vs. 40k episode made by blitler1945.
We have finally done it. Our humble little podcast has reached over 1,000 subscribers!
January 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We have finally done it. Our humble little podcast has reached over 1,000 subscribers!