Can Mayonnaise Kill a Jedi?
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Unofficial Star Wars podcast.
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Business contact: cmkjbusiness@gmail.com
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It is once again that time of year—the month of NNN, otherwise known as No Nut November—and in honor of our Twi'lek piece, we’ve made upgrades! Can you last the month, or will you give in to temptation by letting these Zeltron Cafarels fulfill your desires?
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Followers may recall my plans for a possible One-Shot campaign for a Saving Life Day game in the SW5E system. It is still in the planning stages, but if any of you are interested be sure to contribute to any tier of Patreon and DM me with your character idea. #SW5E #LifeDay
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Happy Life Day! 🎉
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Happy Life Day! 🎉
It is once again that time of year—the month of NNN, otherwise known as No Nut November—and in honor of our Twi'lek piece, we’ve made upgrades! Can you last the month, or will you give in to temptation by letting these Zeltron Cafarels fulfill your desires?
www.patreon.com/posts/143716...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It is once again that time of year—the month of NNN, otherwise known as No Nut November—and in honor of our Twi'lek piece, we’ve made upgrades! Can you last the month, or will you give in to temptation by letting these Zeltron Cafarels fulfill your desires?
www.patreon.com/posts/143716...
www.patreon.com/posts/143716...
"Sometimes you don't need to talk, just stand there and the problem tends to solve itself."
-Makasi
The fourth character teaser for our Patreon Campaign: Hunt for the Ennorad. Our next session will be livestreamed tomorrow on November 15th, at 4 PM MST.
-Makasi
The fourth character teaser for our Patreon Campaign: Hunt for the Ennorad. Our next session will be livestreamed tomorrow on November 15th, at 4 PM MST.
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"Sometimes you don't need to talk, just stand there and the problem tends to solve itself."
-Makasi
The fourth character teaser for our Patreon Campaign: Hunt for the Ennorad. Our next session will be livestreamed tomorrow on November 15th, at 4 PM MST.
-Makasi
The fourth character teaser for our Patreon Campaign: Hunt for the Ennorad. Our next session will be livestreamed tomorrow on November 15th, at 4 PM MST.
100th episode will premiere in one hour.
Luke Skywalker: I Am A Jedi, Like My Father Before Me | Star Wars Lore
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November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
100th episode will premiere in one hour.
Selene and I will be guest appearing as a Togruta Reporter and Duros News Anchor respectively in the next episode of the SWxW40k series made by @heretical-hatter.bsky.social. This art piece was drawn by 3D Vincen.
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Selene and I will be guest appearing as a Togruta Reporter and Duros News Anchor respectively in the next episode of the SWxW40k series made by @heretical-hatter.bsky.social. This art piece was drawn by 3D Vincen.
First of hopefully many roast sessions for Cir Morin from the Hunt for the Ennorad campaign.
Cir Roast Session Part 1 | Can Mayonnaise Kill a Jedi?
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November 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
First of hopefully many roast sessions for Cir Morin from the Hunt for the Ennorad campaign.
Happy Halloween everyone this year we have a dub on a little comic made by artist @necrocephalopod.bsky.social and this series was inspired by our old friend: UrktheTurtle. Please enjoy.
Star Wars: Knowledge and Gifts l NecroCephalopod Comic Dub (Halloween Special)
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October 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Happy Halloween everyone this year we have a dub on a little comic made by artist @necrocephalopod.bsky.social and this series was inspired by our old friend: UrktheTurtle. Please enjoy.
We have returned and for our penultimate episode before hitting our 100th episode, we will be talking about something a little different. This will premiere in 1 hour. #StarWars
Legacy Comics: Back to the Future | Star Wars Lore
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October 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
We have returned and for our penultimate episode before hitting our 100th episode, we will be talking about something a little different. This will premiere in 1 hour. #StarWars
We are one week away from Halloween and while we won't have our annual spooky episode, we have prepared something just as good. A sequel for our little comic from last year made by @necrocephalopod.bsky.social, here is a sneak peek.
October 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
We are one week away from Halloween and while we won't have our annual spooky episode, we have prepared something just as good. A sequel for our little comic from last year made by @necrocephalopod.bsky.social, here is a sneak peek.
It is the month of spookiness and the Bringer of Chaos is here to make it a little more bearable with her love. Accept Abeloth's love at your own risk.
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October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It is the month of spookiness and the Bringer of Chaos is here to make it a little more bearable with her love. Accept Abeloth's love at your own risk.
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This month has been crazy busy for us. We have been trying to find a day to record the next episode for the past three weeks, but without success. As an apology to our community, here is the full thumbnail in all its glory!
October 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This month has been crazy busy for us. We have been trying to find a day to record the next episode for the past three weeks, but without success. As an apology to our community, here is the full thumbnail in all its glory!
The third session of our SW5E Campaign: Hunt for the Ennorad, will begin in 50 minutes!
Star Wars Alternate: Hunt for the Ennorad Session Three (SW5E Campaign)
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October 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The third session of our SW5E Campaign: Hunt for the Ennorad, will begin in 50 minutes!
"My friends, the galaxy’s charm often masks its thorns. We share these moments of trust, yet some burdens cling silently to the heart. Lend me your strength to keep this light alive, for shadows test even the warmest bonds."
-Cir Morin
#SW5e
-Cir Morin
#SW5e
October 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"My friends, the galaxy’s charm often masks its thorns. We share these moments of trust, yet some burdens cling silently to the heart. Lend me your strength to keep this light alive, for shadows test even the warmest bonds."
-Cir Morin
#SW5e
-Cir Morin
#SW5e
Our next episode will premiere in one hour.
Firmus Piett: Most Sane Imperial Admiral | Star Wars Lore
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October 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Our next episode will premiere in one hour.
Here is another blooper, which I will let the title do the explaining XD
Homophobic Chicken and Resident Madness (Blooper) | Can Mayonnaise Kill a Jedi?
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October 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Here is another blooper, which I will let the title do the explaining XD
If you wish to support us in other ways, visit our store at artificialdragon-shop.fourthwall.com. With your help, we can add more merchandise for you to buy, such as plushies, stickers, T-shirts, and additional posters.
September 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If you wish to support us in other ways, visit our store at artificialdragon-shop.fourthwall.com. With your help, we can add more merchandise for you to buy, such as plushies, stickers, T-shirts, and additional posters.
Today is my co-host's birthday, and I thought it would be appropriate to show off her first character from the Star Wars Alternate campaign: the former Duchess of Iego, Liel Thiru'al.
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September 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Today is my co-host's birthday, and I thought it would be appropriate to show off her first character from the Star Wars Alternate campaign: the former Duchess of Iego, Liel Thiru'al.
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Today, we will be exploring the second player character of the Knights of the Old Republic game, the Jedi Exile herself.
Meetra Surik: The Jedi Exile | Star Wars Lore
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September 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Today, we will be exploring the second player character of the Knights of the Old Republic game, the Jedi Exile herself.
Another character short for an underappreciated female villain and one of the first great sexy Twi'lek. Please enjoy.
Who Is Queen Hadiya?
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September 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Another character short for an underappreciated female villain and one of the first great sexy Twi'lek. Please enjoy.
Our Session Zero Livestream will begin in one hour!
Star Wars Alternate Sequel: Session Zero
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August 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Our Session Zero Livestream will begin in one hour!
Here's our first character teaser for the Session Zero of the Star Wars: Alternate Sequel – Electric Boogaloo campaign. Don't worry—we've already recorded our next podcast episode, but it won’t be ready until next week.
Session Zero will be livestreamed on August 29 at 5 PM MST.
Session Zero will be livestreamed on August 29 at 5 PM MST.
August 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Here's our first character teaser for the Session Zero of the Star Wars: Alternate Sequel – Electric Boogaloo campaign. Don't worry—we've already recorded our next podcast episode, but it won’t be ready until next week.
Session Zero will be livestreamed on August 29 at 5 PM MST.
Session Zero will be livestreamed on August 29 at 5 PM MST.
29 today. Birthdays feel more ordinary as you get older—coffee, work, and repeat, but the love from friends, family, & my amazing Discord community means a lot. I am thankful that this little podcast lets me share Star Wars with you all. Thank you.
Meme by: TheDrawingPlanet
Meme by: TheDrawingPlanet
August 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
29 today. Birthdays feel more ordinary as you get older—coffee, work, and repeat, but the love from friends, family, & my amazing Discord community means a lot. I am thankful that this little podcast lets me share Star Wars with you all. Thank you.
Meme by: TheDrawingPlanet
Meme by: TheDrawingPlanet
I got something special prepared for everyone. It is about time we cover an underappreciated character, which in this case is the Zabrak Bounty Hunter named Sugi. Her pose is based on Revy from Black Lagoon, hope you guys love her.
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August 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I got something special prepared for everyone. It is about time we cover an underappreciated character, which in this case is the Zabrak Bounty Hunter named Sugi. Her pose is based on Revy from Black Lagoon, hope you guys love her.
www.patreon.com/posts/137116...
www.patreon.com/posts/137116...