CMj
@cmjohnson.bsky.social
Full Time grocery store service clerk. Part Time dreamer. Tall, but not dark or particularly handsome. Drinks Diet Dr. Pepper.
Was told my character, Mr. Bones, needed a shirt to go grocery shopping.
HOPE YOU BASTARDS ARE HAPPY NOW. 😜
HOPE YOU BASTARDS ARE HAPPY NOW. 😜
October 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Was told my character, Mr. Bones, needed a shirt to go grocery shopping.
HOPE YOU BASTARDS ARE HAPPY NOW. 😜
HOPE YOU BASTARDS ARE HAPPY NOW. 😜
I swear, if Netflix starts their own network with these K-Pop Demon Hunters as it's official mascots, I'll be so annoyed.
(Unless they reboot Unhappily Ever After)
(Unless they reboot Unhappily Ever After)
October 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I swear, if Netflix starts their own network with these K-Pop Demon Hunters as it's official mascots, I'll be so annoyed.
(Unless they reboot Unhappily Ever After)
(Unless they reboot Unhappily Ever After)
Teach the kids the joys of reading
October 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Teach the kids the joys of reading
My posts: Gimme Fried Pickles
My reality:
My reality:
October 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My posts: Gimme Fried Pickles
My reality:
My reality:
These are the posts I post on the app where I use my actual face as a profile picture...
October 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
These are the posts I post on the app where I use my actual face as a profile picture...
Hey, you want to get disowned by your mamma?
October 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hey, you want to get disowned by your mamma?
Double J Demon Hunters
September 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Double J Demon Hunters
Previously, on DragonBall Z...
September 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Previously, on DragonBall Z...
Somethings never do change.
September 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Somethings never do change.
Told the barista my name was Charles
August 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Told the barista my name was Charles
Listening to the Junkfood Cinema episode on Superman II, and @crobertcargill.bsky.social is telling the story of Lex Luthor's justified hatred of Superman, and yeah, I agree with Luthor. Look at what Superboy took from all of us...
August 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Listening to the Junkfood Cinema episode on Superman II, and @crobertcargill.bsky.social is telling the story of Lex Luthor's justified hatred of Superman, and yeah, I agree with Luthor. Look at what Superboy took from all of us...
Meanwhile, in Shadowrun...
August 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Meanwhile, in Shadowrun...
NEVER ASK FOR THAT BELONGS
or
PERMISSON SOMETHING ALREADY TO YOU
or
PERMISSON SOMETHING ALREADY TO YOU
July 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
NEVER ASK FOR THAT BELONGS
or
PERMISSON SOMETHING ALREADY TO YOU
or
PERMISSON SOMETHING ALREADY TO YOU
Pluggers, the single panel newspaper comic by Jeff MacNelly, was the first thing that came to mind when I saw 'Old Adult Comics'
July 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Pluggers, the single panel newspaper comic by Jeff MacNelly, was the first thing that came to mind when I saw 'Old Adult Comics'
*raises hand*
But I have played the ttrpg, and it's a fun system
But I have played the ttrpg, and it's a fun system
July 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
*raises hand*
But I have played the ttrpg, and it's a fun system
But I have played the ttrpg, and it's a fun system
Hellloooo Ladies.
You know something ladies, The Big Valboski is a lot like Pi.
Just like Pi, I never repeat myself, and also like Pi, The Big Valboski can go on, and on, and on!
[Sexy Saxaphone Riff]
You know something ladies, The Big Valboski is a lot like Pi.
Just like Pi, I never repeat myself, and also like Pi, The Big Valboski can go on, and on, and on!
[Sexy Saxaphone Riff]
June 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hellloooo Ladies.
You know something ladies, The Big Valboski is a lot like Pi.
Just like Pi, I never repeat myself, and also like Pi, The Big Valboski can go on, and on, and on!
[Sexy Saxaphone Riff]
You know something ladies, The Big Valboski is a lot like Pi.
Just like Pi, I never repeat myself, and also like Pi, The Big Valboski can go on, and on, and on!
[Sexy Saxaphone Riff]
