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Back cover synopsis for Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online FRANKENFEET FOR SALE Read the hastily scrawled note posted everywhere from the account DRAXHOTPIX32. Dracula was not good at the computer, but he did know how to take pictures with his phone and send them to people who paid him - which is exactly what he did with all the photos he took of Frankenstein's bare feet crushing over-ripened fruit, wedding cakes, and miniature models of a pre-9/11 New York City. You see, Frankenstein has a bit of a destruction fetish; with mad scientist laboratories being his favorite thing to destroy. So when Dracula called him up and told him he had some things for him to step on, Frankenstein didn't think twice about stomping on over and crushing up a ground zero while Dracula snapped away. But when the Union of Monsters & Dark Creatures catches word of Dracula's scheme, they launch an investigation into the Frankenfeet operation. They discover that Frankenstein has not received one cent of the cold fortune Dracula amassed. Is it really exploitation if Frankenstein's feet aren't his own to begin with?' Dracula argues. Frankenstein was sewn together from the body parts of executed criminals, but is a frankenbody not his own? What follows is the great courtroom drama of our generation featuring all the famous monsters shouting at each other and yelling 'objection.' The Mummy is the judge. WOW, DRACULA IS A BAD PERSON. Martin J. Wolfman, Monster Times
October 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
clydecash.bsky.social
So true
September 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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The bad news keep coming

These go into effect Oct 15th
D. Adult Content: We provide a safe space for consensual adult expression by requiring clear consent and stopping abuse. i. We allow consensual adult sexual content, including fictional depictions, when appropriately labeled and subject to appropriate age restrictions. ii. We do not allow sexual content involving non- consensual activity including synthetic, simulated, illustrated, or animated versions.
September 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
clydecash.bsky.social
Ao3 watch out. Its coming in hot
September 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
clydecash.bsky.social
Happy for you dawg
Can't wait for the skeleton fanfics to start up
September 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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August 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM