Made me spit out my coffee.

Ransaking the government as if it was a college prank.

I can't tell you how much I'm thankful for my LinkedIn Premium experience. Without it I wouldn't get notifications like this one.

My NYTimes Crossword streak is now 3,000 days, well over 8yrs. Everyone needs a hobby, right?

Given the forecast (both weather and mood) I'm betting there's a lot more empty space on Monday.

The best boss I ever had, Mike Maples, passed away recently. My feeds are filled with fond remembrances.

I was fortunate to work directly for him. I learned so much.

🧵 1/5

He’s blaming Biden for the California fires? Gonna be a long four years.

Leadership is by example, dude. You first.

Back in 1987 Microsoft ran recruiting ads that promised everything you need to be successful, "including one of the most elementary tools for thinking: a door".

If you want people to come into the office, maybe make it a place people want to be.

Connections @nytimes.com has jumped the shark. It has now forgotten its definition. See it? It says “group WORDS” right there. 😤

Return to Office mandates are the product of lazy thinking. See this post.

All four Microsoft benefits are real metrics. Actual data.

Two of the three Amazon “benefits” are vague buzzwords. Not measurable.

Better yet, Amazon’s mandate doesn’t start until Jan 1.

Don’t fall for this noise.

That was my second machine. First was:

Made me truly LOL

We on the left are days away from a presser at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Dripping hair dye and all.

Somehow Linux “cannot (in simple terms) split votes” 🤣