CLUTCHIE
@clutchie.bsky.social
I’m just one of the original millennials currently living in Mid West, USA.
80s baby, 90s raised me.
"The world is your stage, so act accordingly."
80s baby, 90s raised me.
"The world is your stage, so act accordingly."
If you block an exit or an entrance with your car while waiting at a stop light your a shit driver
March 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If you block an exit or an entrance with your car while waiting at a stop light your a shit driver
Man I don't know Ye, black *Russian insult* just don't sit right with me. Am I tripping?
March 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Man I don't know Ye, black *Russian insult* just don't sit right with me. Am I tripping?
It’s beautiful today, but that requires going outside yuck
March 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It’s beautiful today, but that requires going outside yuck
This routine is scary. Feeling the need for that breakout moment.
March 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This routine is scary. Feeling the need for that breakout moment.
My heart goes out to the guy who was waiting on his order at WAB for over 40 minutes when they cancelled it through the app
November 2, 2024 at 4:59 PM
My heart goes out to the guy who was waiting on his order at WAB for over 40 minutes when they cancelled it through the app
Someone give me an update over the last 90 days. What I miss?
October 2, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Someone give me an update over the last 90 days. What I miss?
I have quite a few offline games I need to complete. The problem is, I have to learn EVERYTHING all over again.
Mila Stauffer Whatever GIF
Alt: Child rolling their eyes, dismissive with their hand
media.tenor.com
June 23, 2024 at 1:49 PM
I have quite a few offline games I need to complete. The problem is, I have to learn EVERYTHING all over again.
Bad Boys 4 was amazing. They did it again
June 7, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Bad Boys 4 was amazing. They did it again
I wouldn't touch any of you psychos DM, I see how you act in public
May 23, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I wouldn't touch any of you psychos DM, I see how you act in public
I saved a 🍅 plant from death by burning. I hope life with me isn't a fate worse than
May 22, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I saved a 🍅 plant from death by burning. I hope life with me isn't a fate worse than
Whew, it's been a while blue
May 22, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Whew, it's been a while blue
How long are you supposed to use mouthwash for? I just go until I cant breathe anymore.
March 19, 2024 at 2:25 AM
How long are you supposed to use mouthwash for? I just go until I cant breathe anymore.
Whenever I’m playing PS5 and one of my friends tell me they’ll be back in one minute… I set Alexa for a one minute timer instantly to test their reliability
March 2, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Whenever I’m playing PS5 and one of my friends tell me they’ll be back in one minute… I set Alexa for a one minute timer instantly to test their reliability
I’m big on bwahahahaha’ing. It just gives me the vibes I need
When you make an evil cackle on social media it's key to distinguish the tone between hehehehehehehe & hahahahahahaha & HAHAHAHAHA.
February 23, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I’m big on bwahahahaha’ing. It just gives me the vibes I need
I went online to reinstate my license at the fee was get this… $0 dollars. My license is suspended over $0 dollars… supposedly since 09. Even though I’ve gotten a new license 3 at least twice since I’ve been 21. Evil mastermind beating the system
February 23, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I went online to reinstate my license at the fee was get this… $0 dollars. My license is suspended over $0 dollars… supposedly since 09. Even though I’ve gotten a new license 3 at least twice since I’ve been 21. Evil mastermind beating the system
Apparently my license has been suspended since 09’ bwahahahahaha this is some bullshit
February 23, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Apparently my license has been suspended since 09’ bwahahahahaha this is some bullshit
Just got hit with a DWB charge, during BHM and the start of Pisces season. Just in case you forgot and thought shit was sweet over here
February 23, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Just got hit with a DWB charge, during BHM and the start of Pisces season. Just in case you forgot and thought shit was sweet over here
I was playing hell divers 2 last night, and after the initial club line queue to get in the servers, I had fun. I don't really know what I signed up for, but I feel like that's the tragic point of this war. Omg I just realized this game is Starship Troopers
February 22, 2024 at 12:49 PM
I was playing hell divers 2 last night, and after the initial club line queue to get in the servers, I had fun. I don't really know what I signed up for, but I feel like that's the tragic point of this war. Omg I just realized this game is Starship Troopers
Trash panda is my favorite animal name
February 22, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Trash panda is my favorite animal name
I can't believe we don't have package tracking yet. Doordash and uber let me know when my driver is taking a smoke break and the best UPS can do is say maybe you'll get it before 7pm and if not maybe tomorrow
February 21, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I can't believe we don't have package tracking yet. Doordash and uber let me know when my driver is taking a smoke break and the best UPS can do is say maybe you'll get it before 7pm and if not maybe tomorrow
Nothing touches the feeling of waking up to the sound of the garbage truck passing your house and you didn't take the trash to the curb the night before
February 16, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Nothing touches the feeling of waking up to the sound of the garbage truck passing your house and you didn't take the trash to the curb the night before
Legendary Tales is such a beautiful game for PSVR2. here's hoping for more MMORPG games in the future
February 16, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Legendary Tales is such a beautiful game for PSVR2. here's hoping for more MMORPG games in the future
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!
February 15, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!