It would be bad enough if they'd figured this out and were consciously just re-running the same script on a bigger scale, but no, they're just really fucking stupid and will keep making the same mistakes

Very easy to link this to the Epstein stuff to gop pedocon theory, too.

Trump giving the DoE to Rick Perry might’ve been the funniest thing he’s ever done.

Ok but also leave Abrams locked up after you’ve got a script too.

It also helps when the opposition's base splinters for reasons that your campaign has nothing to do with.

I don’t think matty actually believes in anything at all. Maybe contrarianism for its own sake, but I get the feeling even the contrarianism is mostly an affectation. He just wants attention.

DOGE was actually a plan by Elon to steal hundreds of millions of dollars of taxpayer money and murder as many black people as he could. Everything else was pretext.

So much of this masculinity nonsense is just the fact that nobody ever told these fucking losers to their faces that they themselves are the problem. Jordan Peterson's appeal was that those guys themselves realized on some level that they were the problem and needed someone to tell them

Hey grok, Zuck said he’s going and he’ll beat Elon there.

This is a sane-sounding take that would make a lot more sense if Trump wasn’t losing his grip over his party right now and that entire party didn’t view the meeting as Trump getting cucked. I’m sure they’ll come up with a new spin on it, but that’s not gop reps or his supporters wanted to see.

I feel like if we just neg them enough we can make this happen.

My entire sense of time is fucked, but I feel like we didn’t start noticing all the gold shit he’d added for another couple of months after this.

If he’s not a SCOTUS justice then none of his votes count. I’m ok with that.

He’s not a millennial unless he used Kazaa.

David, go on Jeopardy.

She's got conventionally attractive characteristics, but also looks like she got the mar-a-lago face surgery even though that's just her normal face.

Yes, this is petty, but every time I see some guy in media singing her praises for the obvious reason I can't help but think "her?"

She's not very attractive, but they do all want to sleep with her and now know it's a real possibility if they help her career.

The feds running out of gas and landing their plane on the golf course.

Look just because y'all are right about this doesn't mean Sulzberger doesn't still deserve to be tossed into a volcano