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@clutch3-16.bsky.social
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November 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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sun @revhowardarson none of these reactionaries understand that the last time they made liberal democracy upset, effete Berkeley liberals (followed by communists) invented a way to drop the sun on an entire city
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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The guy he throws off the airship in The Last Crusade:
A Nazi with an SS hat with a totenkopf symbol on it
October 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Ok but Houston has a choo choo:
August 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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The what has always sucked would buckle a batter’s knees:
What has always sucked: Arizona is nothing but anti-vax nurses in bedazzled MAGA hats and retired cops too racist for Florida. This is where Boomers migrate from the flyover states when their adult kids put them on no-contact status. They should change the state motto to "Missed Call: Dad". Even if these addled, dehydrated insurrectionists cared about football (they don't), it's still a terrible place to be a pro athlete. Kevin Durant Irish-exited in the dead of night to chase a ring in a real city. Brittney Griner felt a deep sense of relief leaving Phoenix, and she once survived a 10 month bid in a Russian gulag.
August 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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@notalawyer.bsky.social, @michaelhobbes.bsky.social, might be time for a new episode on FIRE:
A Bluesky argument in which Ari Cohn of FIRE.org, who seemingly just suffered a traumatic brain injury, argues that college kids on campus in 2024 were a greater threat to free speech than Trump’s open threats to target people for their speech because he might not be re-elected
August 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I had this interaction recently and it’s just baffling that so many people think this way:
A Bluesky post and response Me: Imagine you're on a plane and the pilot is incapacitated for some reason. Among the passengers are a pilot and a crazy asshole who says god wants him to fly the plane into a mountain. Do you need the pilot to suck your dick before you'll vote for him to fly the fucking plane? Weirdo: This is by far the dumbest way of trying to shame me for not voting for a candidate who did not align with my interest like it's my fucking job to just support them cause they suck less than the other shit option... because you'd rather shame us than turn around and hold them to account
July 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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This part is outstanding, man:
There's a great and powerful beauty in giving voice to true things that are forbidden to say. This is why authoritarian governments work so hard to keep you from saying them. They will arrest you, they will disappear you, they will strongarm you, they will blackmail you, they will bribe you, they will kill you to keep you from saying them. Nemik's manifesto points this out when it talks about how frantic tyranny's efforts have to be to control all the spontaneous outbursts of freedom that threaten it. People want to hear true things, say true things, share true things. True things shield us from the fascists. Eventually, with effort, with sacrifice, when enough people try, true things can be shaped into a sword to kill them with.
May 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Tacos Tierra Caliente food truck in Houston
May 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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It’s this, but replace intellectuals with pundits:
John Ganz @lionel _trolling left wing intellectuals on right wing intellectuals: wow look at all these fun weirdos, i am gonna make a special scrap book of their ideas...omg do i have a crush? right wing intellectuals on left wing intellectuals: look, these guys are all jews
April 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Altuve > Ohtani
Altuve at the White House in 2018 staring angrily at Trump
April 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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What sort of brain worms causes this?
Talia Jane post: “they'll be like "laws are written by men, not gods" or "the president is a public servant and his power is conditioned on our willingness to let him have power" and then be like "and that's why i'm donating to chuck schumer's actblue.'”
March 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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lauren @NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
March 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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You’re gonna need a lot of this exact pen:
Two uniball jetstream pens. Left-handed people like them because they don’t smear.
March 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com tweet saying "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion."
March 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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SCOTUS doing one of these for the 14th amendment:
Old man from the Simpsons stopping Homer from being catapulted, saying “wait! I have discovered more lines on the parchment.”
February 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Here’s a template for your response:
1974 letter from counsel for Cleveland Browns to an angry fan who wrote about paper airplanes: “Dear Mr. Cox, attached is a letter that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.”
February 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Al Swearengen from Deadwood saying “pain or damage don’t end the world, or despair, or fuckin beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.”
February 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Al Swearengen from Deadwood saying: “Pain-in-the-balls Hearst. Running his holdings like a despot, I grant, has a fucking logic. It’s the way I fucking run mine. It’s the way I’d run my home if I fucking had one. But there’s no practical need for him to run the fucking camp. That’s out of scale. It’s out of proportion, and it’s a warped, unnatural impulse, this fucking cocksucker!”
January 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Is this your fucking accountability?
NY Times headline reading "Elon Musk Ignites Online Speculation Over the Meaning of a Hand Gesture"
January 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Imagine eating here and your first thought being "that's it, we've got to get rid of immigrants"
A bright and clean restaurant with delicious pastries displayed for sale
January 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.
Yordan Alvarez clobbering a baseball 450 feet to center field for the go ahead runs to win the 2022 World Series.
November 20, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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@molly.wiki you’ve got a new impersonator:
A Molly White impersonator account with the handle molltwiki24@bsky.social
November 1, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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Here’s a good dipshit to block:
October 31, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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These are simply not serious people
Bluesky exchange with an internet leftist pretending that Kamala Harris and Donald Trump would be the same on climate change issues.
October 24, 2024 at 10:04 PM