Clue Heywood
@clueheywood.bsky.social
Three-time winner of Phoenix Magazine's Readers Choice Award for "Best Twitter," but now saving my better stuff for Bluesky, because you folks are so smart. And, did I mention, handsome!
Arizona, USA
Arizona, USA
Looking forward to further updates as you monitor the situation.
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Looking forward to further updates as you monitor the situation.
That’s great. This country needed some good news.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
That’s great. This country needed some good news.
Have you heard anything from Laszlo recently?
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Have you heard anything from Laszlo recently?
Thank you for making an exception so we could drink a bunch of beers in a heat wave and watch my DBacks win by nine runs
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Thank you for making an exception so we could drink a bunch of beers in a heat wave and watch my DBacks win by nine runs
What’s the downside?
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What’s the downside?
gonna be real hard to take the giant lawrence summers flags off my F-250
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
gonna be real hard to take the giant lawrence summers flags off my F-250
yeah I had similar questions. I think she was speaking comparatively, like YLT is worse at it than Peanuts
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
yeah I had similar questions. I think she was speaking comparatively, like YLT is worse at it than Peanuts
BeerWolf is canonically of-age and able to consent. He hangs out in bars!
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
BeerWolf is canonically of-age and able to consent. He hangs out in bars!
I took my much younger lady friend to see Yo La Tengo in Tucson and she said "they look and sound like the Peanuts band, if they were terrible at sex" and it kind of stung a little
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I took my much younger lady friend to see Yo La Tengo in Tucson and she said "they look and sound like the Peanuts band, if they were terrible at sex" and it kind of stung a little
if you really wanna know, like deep in the dark heart of narcissism clinging to power, he’s probably gonna kill a bunch of people before his number is called
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
if you really wanna know, like deep in the dark heart of narcissism clinging to power, he’s probably gonna kill a bunch of people before his number is called
I was only on the island to get directions on how to get away from there!
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I was only on the island to get directions on how to get away from there!
speak for yourself, pal
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
speak for yourself, pal
buckskin tavern, fredonia arizona
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
buckskin tavern, fredonia arizona
drinking and yelling at idiots on twitter
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
drinking and yelling at idiots on twitter
the desired response to most of my posts tbh
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
the desired response to most of my posts tbh
(seinfeld voice) why don't they built the whole HOUSE out of the pedophile cover up room?
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
(seinfeld voice) why don't they built the whole HOUSE out of the pedophile cover up room?
I worked there in the late 90's, there was an intern blowjob hut but I don't remember much else
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I worked there in the late 90's, there was an intern blowjob hut but I don't remember much else
(ferris bueller "yeesh" face gif)
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
(ferris bueller "yeesh" face gif)
I imagine pedophiles hate periods to begin with
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I imagine pedophiles hate periods to begin with
so while I don't have an email, I do have the exact time, the parties, and most of the substance of your call. thanks guys
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
so while I don't have an email, I do have the exact time, the parties, and most of the substance of your call. thanks guys
an email that says "we shouldn't discuss this over email, give me a call" and then an email an hour later that says "per our discussion just now, over the phone..."
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
an email that says "we shouldn't discuss this over email, give me a call" and then an email an hour later that says "per our discussion just now, over the phone..."