😂😂😂 we wish! But it's purely our twinness that makes people look twice. And then walk into things 🤣

There was all that shit about the Olympics last supper being disrespectful and offensive, but he does this and there's silence.

He should be made to make a public apology.

She needs to stfu. Nobody cares what she thinks. She's just trying to stay in the public eye now her books have finished.

We loved it. Also used to play Granny's Garden a lot.

It's such a weird thing to take issue with. She seems annoyed that they have the nerve to announce their existence. But that's what helps other people. - realising that there are others like you. She wants anyone marginalised to just not announce their existence.

Chuckie Egg that we used to play on the school computer our mum would bring home for the holidays as we didn't have one. It was an old BBC computer.

Fingers crossed!

We might not be the best people to ask - we quit doing cons a couple of years ago because they weren't worth the money. Weirdly we always did way worse at actual book events rather than horror or comic cons, but that might just be us. We'd be lucky to sell more than 1 book at book events 😂

Oh no!

😂😂😂😂 there can be only one

Writers don't retire, they just die 😂 well that's our retirement plan anyway

Nothing like reading the comments to reaffirm your belief that people suck.

Our other dog, Bandit looks so embarrassed 😂

Pretty sure Romeo can be heard from miles away - his expandable throat is like a bellows 😂 and he barks at his own echo. Has to have the last word, even with himself 😂