C L Raven
@clraven666.bsky.social
We are the nightmares that haunt your dreams.
We are the whispers that fuel your screams.
Horror & true crime writers, dark tourists and professional poledancers.
We are the whispers that fuel your screams.
Horror & true crime writers, dark tourists and professional poledancers.
Check out Horror Tales From Wales edited by Kevin j kennedy. Featuring stories:
They Come at Night by Richard Clive
Dogs of Hell by C L Raven
The Vengeance of Black Bart by C.S. Jones
Bravo by Davis Watkins
Lunar Eclipse or Melltith y Ddraig by Lee Allen
www.amazon.co.uk/Horror-Tales...
They Come at Night by Richard Clive
Dogs of Hell by C L Raven
The Vengeance of Black Bart by C.S. Jones
Bravo by Davis Watkins
Lunar Eclipse or Melltith y Ddraig by Lee Allen
www.amazon.co.uk/Horror-Tales...
September 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Check out Horror Tales From Wales edited by Kevin j kennedy. Featuring stories:
They Come at Night by Richard Clive
Dogs of Hell by C L Raven
The Vengeance of Black Bart by C.S. Jones
Bravo by Davis Watkins
Lunar Eclipse or Melltith y Ddraig by Lee Allen
www.amazon.co.uk/Horror-Tales...
They Come at Night by Richard Clive
Dogs of Hell by C L Raven
The Vengeance of Black Bart by C.S. Jones
Bravo by Davis Watkins
Lunar Eclipse or Melltith y Ddraig by Lee Allen
www.amazon.co.uk/Horror-Tales...
Taking promo photos for our sports massage and PT account when The Flerken decided we needed a handsome ginger model.
July 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Taking promo photos for our sports massage and PT account when The Flerken decided we needed a handsome ginger model.
It always amuses us that when someone sees one of us then the other, that their first thought isn't 'oh, twins' but utter confusion and questioning their sanity 🤣
May 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It always amuses us that when someone sees one of us then the other, that their first thought isn't 'oh, twins' but utter confusion and questioning their sanity 🤣
Spent a couple of hours paddleboarding on the River Taff with our niece. It's a beautiful stretch with Castell Coch in the background.
May 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Spent a couple of hours paddleboarding on the River Taff with our niece. It's a beautiful stretch with Castell Coch in the background.
Next door are having their wall ties redone. The noise horrendous & one of the workmen keeps trying to talk to us while we're gardening. We're letting Romeo bark at him. Sir, you're there to work, not make friends. Sooner you finish, sooner you can fuck off. Romeo is reminding him of his audacity.
May 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Next door are having their wall ties redone. The noise horrendous & one of the workmen keeps trying to talk to us while we're gardening. We're letting Romeo bark at him. Sir, you're there to work, not make friends. Sooner you finish, sooner you can fuck off. Romeo is reminding him of his audacity.
Preparing for our 4th career as sports massage therapists. We qualified as PTs in September but haven't done anything with that yet.
April 8, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Preparing for our 4th career as sports massage therapists. We qualified as PTs in September but haven't done anything with that yet.
4 years ago we met a beautiful baby boy called Reuben, and his wild sister, Toastie, and instantly fell in love. Happy adoptiversary Romeo and Jasmine! 😍😍 His foster carers had to have one last cwtch. Their teenage son told us Reuben needed his blankies to fall asleep. He still does.
April 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
4 years ago we met a beautiful baby boy called Reuben, and his wild sister, Toastie, and instantly fell in love. Happy adoptiversary Romeo and Jasmine! 😍😍 His foster carers had to have one last cwtch. Their teenage son told us Reuben needed his blankies to fall asleep. He still does.
Reposted by C L Raven
Shout out that we're looking for women artists interested in drawing dark, gothic horror art, preferably but not necessarily traditional style.
We've already looked over some great submissions. This is for a paid job, with some very dark themes, bloody gore, and eroticism.
We've already looked over some great submissions. This is for a paid job, with some very dark themes, bloody gore, and eroticism.
March 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Shout out that we're looking for women artists interested in drawing dark, gothic horror art, preferably but not necessarily traditional style.
We've already looked over some great submissions. This is for a paid job, with some very dark themes, bloody gore, and eroticism.
We've already looked over some great submissions. This is for a paid job, with some very dark themes, bloody gore, and eroticism.
Beware! Beware! Although you'll know if we're in your house because your fridge will suddenly be full of Red Bull 😂
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Beware! Beware! Although you'll know if we're in your house because your fridge will suddenly be full of Red Bull 😂
Finally got round to watching Renfield. Absolutely loved it! It was as gloriously over the top as a Nicolas Cage film should be. Definitely the best film we've seen in a while. And Nicholas Hoult just gets hotter with age.
March 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Finally got round to watching Renfield. Absolutely loved it! It was as gloriously over the top as a Nicolas Cage film should be. Definitely the best film we've seen in a while. And Nicholas Hoult just gets hotter with age.
With our van off the road, the boys have to go for walks in our mum's mini. They're unimpressed at the lack of space.
March 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
With our van off the road, the boys have to go for walks in our mum's mini. They're unimpressed at the lack of space.
The Astronomical Clock in Prague. It was created in 1410 by Mikulás of Kadan and Jan Sindel a professor of maths and astronomy.
February 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The Astronomical Clock in Prague. It was created in 1410 by Mikulás of Kadan and Jan Sindel a professor of maths and astronomy.
Next door have given their toddler a microphone. Today is a terrible day to have super sensitive hearing.
January 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Next door have given their toddler a microphone. Today is a terrible day to have super sensitive hearing.
Submitted our first short story since 2023. It's strange to think we used to do 100+ submissions a year.
January 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Submitted our first short story since 2023. It's strange to think we used to do 100+ submissions a year.
After an extraordinary long hiatus, we are writing again! Coming off tSertraline after 6 years has been good for us. We've barely written since going on Sertraline & felt bleak trying to come to terms with after a lifetime, we might no longer be writers.
#Writing #WritingLife #WritersWithDepression
#Writing #WritingLife #WritersWithDepression
January 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
After an extraordinary long hiatus, we are writing again! Coming off tSertraline after 6 years has been good for us. We've barely written since going on Sertraline & felt bleak trying to come to terms with after a lifetime, we might no longer be writers.
#Writing #WritingLife #WritersWithDepression
#Writing #WritingLife #WritersWithDepression
Headmaster to our friends: "they are a bad influence and if you continue to hang out with them, they will drag you down to their level." This was after we started a feminist uprising against our misogynist headteacher.
30 years later, still friends 😂😂
30 years later, still friends 😂😂
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school.
"Peter will never have a job in computers..."
"Peter will never have a job in computers..."
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school.
“Richard has a lot of potential. He’s a bit like a firework taped to a roller skate. He’s going somewhere, but right now he has no idea where that might be.”
“Richard has a lot of potential. He’s a bit like a firework taped to a roller skate. He’s going somewhere, but right now he has no idea where that might be.”
November 21, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Headmaster to our friends: "they are a bad influence and if you continue to hang out with them, they will drag you down to their level." This was after we started a feminist uprising against our misogynist headteacher.
30 years later, still friends 😂😂
30 years later, still friends 😂😂
Finally remembered to buy new wiper blades for our van. The rain has been so bad all day that we can't even fit them. This is because we thought about washing our cars, isn't it? Car washing always summons rain.
November 18, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Finally remembered to buy new wiper blades for our van. The rain has been so bad all day that we can't even fit them. This is because we thought about washing our cars, isn't it? Car washing always summons rain.
Morning cwtches with the boys 😍😍
November 16, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Morning cwtches with the boys 😍😍
Dress rehearsal for our judge's performance at English Riviera next week. Have we finished our routine? No. Did the dress rehearsal go well? Also no. Are we both injured? Absolutely!
November 15, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Dress rehearsal for our judge's performance at English Riviera next week. Have we finished our routine? No. Did the dress rehearsal go well? Also no. Are we both injured? Absolutely!
Lynx is reading Printer's Devil Court by Susan Hill, Cat is reading Pirate Women: the Princesses, Prostitutes, & Privateers who ruled the seven seas by Laura Sook Duncombe. It's unsurprising to learn how women have been erased from pirate history like they're erased from other areas of history too.
November 15, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Lynx is reading Printer's Devil Court by Susan Hill, Cat is reading Pirate Women: the Princesses, Prostitutes, & Privateers who ruled the seven seas by Laura Sook Duncombe. It's unsurprising to learn how women have been erased from pirate history like they're erased from other areas of history too.
After being stationary for a year due to mechanical issues, our SmartForTwo, General Pinkinton, was seized due to a stuck handbrake cable. Two days and some brute force later, we freed it. Now we have to sort his alternator. Mechanics used to be a hobby of ours.
November 14, 2024 at 10:54 PM
After being stationary for a year due to mechanical issues, our SmartForTwo, General Pinkinton, was seized due to a stuck handbrake cable. Two days and some brute force later, we freed it. Now we have to sort his alternator. Mechanics used to be a hobby of ours.
Our mum reminded us we were going to be late for work (a daily occurrence). So we got changed, spied our hula hoops and decided to practise chest rolls instead.
April 24, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Our mum reminded us we were going to be late for work (a daily occurrence). So we got changed, spied our hula hoops and decided to practise chest rolls instead.
In today's technological advanced age, why the fuck do we still have to phone GP/dentist surgeries to make appointments? Why can't we go online and book a slot like we do with the local dump? Why does society still insist we speak to people? Have you met people? They're awful.
March 25, 2024 at 7:21 PM
In today's technological advanced age, why the fuck do we still have to phone GP/dentist surgeries to make appointments? Why can't we go online and book a slot like we do with the local dump? Why does society still insist we speak to people? Have you met people? They're awful.
Our lates true crime story, Twisted Firestarter is out now, in Women Who Murder, edited by @mitziszereto.bsky.social
#TrueCrime #TrueCrimeWriters #FemaleCrimeWriters
#TrueCrime #TrueCrimeWriters #FemaleCrimeWriters
March 19, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Our lates true crime story, Twisted Firestarter is out now, in Women Who Murder, edited by @mitziszereto.bsky.social
#TrueCrime #TrueCrimeWriters #FemaleCrimeWriters
#TrueCrime #TrueCrimeWriters #FemaleCrimeWriters
If gym bros can't match the weights to their numbered slots, how do they count their reps?
February 24, 2024 at 5:07 PM
If gym bros can't match the weights to their numbered slots, how do they count their reps?