Found $10 in my work pant’s pocket!
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Found $10 in my work pant’s pocket!
Happy 50th anniversary to my all-time favorite album.
September 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Happy 50th anniversary to my all-time favorite album.
I had to buy this Weird Little Freak because of this account.
July 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I had to buy this Weird Little Freak because of this account.
It’s here, and it’s perfect.
June 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It’s here, and it’s perfect.
You definitely need to study your lore more!
June 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You definitely need to study your lore more!
Not me getting this email today about my 401k.
April 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Not me getting this email today about my 401k.
Ok can the forecast please just stay like this for at least Sunday morning!!!
April 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Ok can the forecast please just stay like this for at least Sunday morning!!!
I don’t typically do RSD stuff, but I was very excited this was delivered today.
April 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I don’t typically do RSD stuff, but I was very excited this was delivered today.
I have this one saved from almost four years ago because it’s my favorite.
March 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I have this one saved from almost four years ago because it’s my favorite.
Ah, well. There goes that idea. @theonion.com
March 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Ah, well. There goes that idea. @theonion.com
After picking up the game on and off since then… lol FINALLY.
January 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
After picking up the game on and off since then… lol FINALLY.
But do you have Keanu following you from multiple accounts?? I have been terrible at going through my followers here since the mass exodus from Twitter. (And that’s what I get for *just* thinking about how it had been awhile since a fake Keanu followed me somewhere on social media.)
December 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
But do you have Keanu following you from multiple accounts?? I have been terrible at going through my followers here since the mass exodus from Twitter. (And that’s what I get for *just* thinking about how it had been awhile since a fake Keanu followed me somewhere on social media.)
My stance on this WS remains:
October 26, 2024 at 4:47 PM
My stance on this WS remains:
Aurora from my backyard with my old iPhone.
October 11, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Aurora from my backyard with my old iPhone.
Red Wings games (any baseball games, really) are easily my favorite thing to do in the summertime. I’ve missed out on the Hawaiian shirt giveaway games for years, and they just handed my sister one yesterday, too! (I did catch a 2XL shirt from one of the t-shirt tosses ❤️MiLB❤️)
September 23, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Red Wings games (any baseball games, really) are easily my favorite thing to do in the summertime. I’ve missed out on the Hawaiian shirt giveaway games for years, and they just handed my sister one yesterday, too! (I did catch a 2XL shirt from one of the t-shirt tosses ❤️MiLB❤️)
I’m pretty sure today’s reason for not being able to focus is I feel like I need to learn everything there is to know about this creature that’s been featured on my work laptop background.
August 14, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I’m pretty sure today’s reason for not being able to focus is I feel like I need to learn everything there is to know about this creature that’s been featured on my work laptop background.
My First Sighting 🗑️
June 15, 2024 at 10:24 PM
My First Sighting 🗑️
Just really tired of all celebrities right now.
May 24, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Just really tired of all celebrities right now.
Coincidentally, that episode is on right now!
May 17, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Coincidentally, that episode is on right now!
She’s Playing Pokémon Red Again, on the GBA SP.
May 8, 2024 at 8:21 PM
She’s Playing Pokémon Red Again, on the GBA SP.
You know you’re serious about not drinking beer anymore (now over 10 months!) when you finally have the opportunity to drink Pliny on draft and pass on it.
April 26, 2024 at 4:36 PM
You know you’re serious about not drinking beer anymore (now over 10 months!) when you finally have the opportunity to drink Pliny on draft and pass on it.