Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia
@cloysterbell.bsky.social
I have never been wrong about anything ever
Ohhhh is this finally my chance to boink the physical manifestation of doom
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ohhhh is this finally my chance to boink the physical manifestation of doom
Found a notebook from 8th grade. Are the kids these days even creating their own languages so they can communicate with the dragons that populate the world they shift to during recess or is this a lost art
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Found a notebook from 8th grade. Are the kids these days even creating their own languages so they can communicate with the dragons that populate the world they shift to during recess or is this a lost art
HUGE DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE LET'S GOOOOOO
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
HUGE DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE LET'S GOOOOOO
F+TM The Old Religion was 10000% written about S5 BBC Morgana Pendragon
November 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
F+TM The Old Religion was 10000% written about S5 BBC Morgana Pendragon
Imgur.... Now there's a name I haven't heard in years 🚬
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Imgur.... Now there's a name I haven't heard in years 🚬
Huge day for fans of 2010s-era Syfy shows
October 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Huge day for fans of 2010s-era Syfy shows
Does this mean I'm officially an influencer now
October 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Does this mean I'm officially an influencer now
Babygirl I miss you 5ever :(
October 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Babygirl I miss you 5ever :(
Me
October 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Me
Found this secret picture of Delphine Cormier deep in a Box folder
September 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Found this secret picture of Delphine Cormier deep in a Box folder
In 2025??? Wow
September 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
In 2025??? Wow
I did however find exactly what I was looking for which is confirmation that I was in fact 13 when I read HDM for the first time
September 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I did however find exactly what I was looking for which is confirmation that I was in fact 13 when I read HDM for the first time
They put this drink on the menu just for me
September 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They put this drink on the menu just for me
I'm pretty sure that's how it works, yeah
August 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I'm pretty sure that's how it works, yeah
Finally, a rival! How long until our leitmotifs meld together in a minor key to signify how enmeshed yet tragically doomed our destinies are?
August 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Finally, a rival! How long until our leitmotifs meld together in a minor key to signify how enmeshed yet tragically doomed our destinies are?
D&D went well today
August 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
D&D went well today
Absolute BANGER of a username
August 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Absolute BANGER of a username
THE card of all time I love you totodile
July 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
THE card of all time I love you totodile
Ads don't work on me because I'm smart and sexy but this one feels incredibly targeted directly at me because as we all know, Aquamarine (2006) is the greatest movie ever made
July 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ads don't work on me because I'm smart and sexy but this one feels incredibly targeted directly at me because as we all know, Aquamarine (2006) is the greatest movie ever made
DAMN BIG SCORES TODAY
July 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
DAMN BIG SCORES TODAY
Starting a collection of New Jersey tattoos that I keep seeing in the wild for some unknown reason
July 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Starting a collection of New Jersey tattoos that I keep seeing in the wild for some unknown reason
Isn't this the entire reason behind the Mystery Dungeon series
July 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Isn't this the entire reason behind the Mystery Dungeon series
Cringe. Anyway.
July 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Cringe. Anyway.
This is my thirteenth reason
July 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is my thirteenth reason