Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia
@cloysterbell.bsky.social
I have never been wrong about anything ever
I wish Haikyuu had as much fame as Naruto because I'm having a blast going to Naruto concerts and live orchestra shows but deep down in my heart I can't help but wish I was at a Haikyuu show instead :(
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I wish Haikyuu had as much fame as Naruto because I'm having a blast going to Naruto concerts and live orchestra shows but deep down in my heart I can't help but wish I was at a Haikyuu show instead :(
Good news, we just entered month three of working with Meta to try to solve a payment issue and we are [checks watch] not even a little bit closer to actually getting it resolved. Neat!
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Good news, we just entered month three of working with Meta to try to solve a payment issue and we are [checks watch] not even a little bit closer to actually getting it resolved. Neat!
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November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ohhhh is this finally my chance to boink the physical manifestation of doom
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ohhhh is this finally my chance to boink the physical manifestation of doom
Okay so I have now officially figured out how I would stage Through This Fire Across From Peter Balkan if I was ever to turn it into a full stage musical, which is what I think it is fundamentally designed to be. Therefore I am now seeking early investors who have a spare $10M liquid
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Okay so I have now officially figured out how I would stage Through This Fire Across From Peter Balkan if I was ever to turn it into a full stage musical, which is what I think it is fundamentally designed to be. Therefore I am now seeking early investors who have a spare $10M liquid
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November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What do you call brake checking when it's done on foot because it happened to me three separate times this morning and I've had enough
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
What do you call brake checking when it's done on foot because it happened to me three separate times this morning and I've had enough
Every single time I get some sort of Naruto blind box I pull Hinata. This has happened THREE TIMES now. I don't even like Hinata. Why can't I be cursed to pull Sasuke. This sucks.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Every single time I get some sort of Naruto blind box I pull Hinata. This has happened THREE TIMES now. I don't even like Hinata. Why can't I be cursed to pull Sasuke. This sucks.
Found a notebook from 8th grade. Are the kids these days even creating their own languages so they can communicate with the dragons that populate the world they shift to during recess or is this a lost art
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Found a notebook from 8th grade. Are the kids these days even creating their own languages so they can communicate with the dragons that populate the world they shift to during recess or is this a lost art
What is it with parents and having the most aggressive cool-tone overhead lights on all the time
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
What is it with parents and having the most aggressive cool-tone overhead lights on all the time
Is there anything more disappointing than ordering a baconeggncheese saltpepperketchup from the bagel place and they put just the barest hint of ketchup on it. Girl I want that bitch DROWNING in god's sauce, come ON
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Is there anything more disappointing than ordering a baconeggncheese saltpepperketchup from the bagel place and they put just the barest hint of ketchup on it. Girl I want that bitch DROWNING in god's sauce, come ON
New Mountain Goats day tomorrow and I'm keeping those fingies crossed because Jenny From Thebes (2023) is one of my favorite albums of theirs ever and they've been on such a roll lately sooooooo here's hoping Through This Fire also whips
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
New Mountain Goats day tomorrow and I'm keeping those fingies crossed because Jenny From Thebes (2023) is one of my favorite albums of theirs ever and they've been on such a roll lately sooooooo here's hoping Through This Fire also whips
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HUGE DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE LET'S GOOOOOO
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
HUGE DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE LET'S GOOOOOO
we popping the BIGGEST bottles when mamdani happens tonight
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
we popping the BIGGEST bottles when mamdani happens tonight
Went to the bodega for a sammie the other day and I couldn't tell if I heard meowing or if it was someone's phone so I was looking around and the register guy noticed and was like "oh yeah, there's two of them. They're always calling for each other"
November 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Went to the bodega for a sammie the other day and I couldn't tell if I heard meowing or if it was someone's phone so I was looking around and the register guy noticed and was like "oh yeah, there's two of them. They're always calling for each other"
F+TM The Old Religion was 10000% written about S5 BBC Morgana Pendragon
November 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
F+TM The Old Religion was 10000% written about S5 BBC Morgana Pendragon
Do the kids these days even know about The Adventerous Adventures of One Direction
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Do the kids these days even know about The Adventerous Adventures of One Direction
Costume of the night so far is a mummified Metrocard. May she rest in peace 😔
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Costume of the night so far is a mummified Metrocard. May she rest in peace 😔
Watching the guy next to me at this diner eating matzah ball soup with a fork. Hell yeah king, fuck the rules
October 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Watching the guy next to me at this diner eating matzah ball soup with a fork. Hell yeah king, fuck the rules
Imgur.... Now there's a name I haven't heard in years 🚬
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Imgur.... Now there's a name I haven't heard in years 🚬
Beat Hades 2 tonight >:3c
October 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Beat Hades 2 tonight >:3c