Stephen King, master of the horror novel, just quit Twitter because it'd become too "dark."

That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.

There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

All those books about the declines and falls of empires that I never read.... do they cover how dumb things were? I was unprepared for how dumb things were going to get.

Mothers, teach your daughters about Judith beheading Holofernes.
#themoreyouknow

This time he’s changed. He promised he won’t beat me.