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Dysfunctional Programming
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Chronically online programmer (full-stack / person most often flung at the weird new tech) and a historian with a PhD because that makes sense.

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I HAVE CHANGED THE SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS. PRAY I DO NOT CHANGE THEM ANY FURTHER
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Rebase pilled.
October 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My mom always mentioned I had unfairly nice lashes for a guy. Little did she know… (and probably would have died of horror if she had).
October 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Clearly you spend a lot of time wondering what’s in people’s pants.

I just go pee and then wash my hands. It’s really very simple and inoffensive.
October 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
How precisely are you checking?
October 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It was so good!

“Are you going to let her talk to me like that”
September 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Pygmalion myth as an early prefiguring of modern plastic surgery culture?
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
People are also really unwilling to say “how.”
September 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
My pipes apparently suck but yeah I’ve kinda been reduced to working on accepting it.
September 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Sorry I should have specified gender affirming vocal training. I’m trans femme and still sound like a dude after years of work.
September 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM