Dysfunctional Programming
@clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Chronically online programmer (full-stack / person most often flung at the weird new tech) and a historian with a PhD because that makes sense.
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All views my own and not my employer’s (or anyone else’s)
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I HAVE CHANGED THE SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS. PRAY I DO NOT CHANGE THEM ANY FURTHER
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I HAVE CHANGED THE SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS. PRAY I DO NOT CHANGE THEM ANY FURTHER
Rebase pilled.
October 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Rebase pilled.
My mom always mentioned I had unfairly nice lashes for a guy. Little did she know… (and probably would have died of horror if she had).
October 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My mom always mentioned I had unfairly nice lashes for a guy. Little did she know… (and probably would have died of horror if she had).
Clearly you spend a lot of time wondering what’s in people’s pants.
I just go pee and then wash my hands. It’s really very simple and inoffensive.
I just go pee and then wash my hands. It’s really very simple and inoffensive.
October 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Clearly you spend a lot of time wondering what’s in people’s pants.
I just go pee and then wash my hands. It’s really very simple and inoffensive.
I just go pee and then wash my hands. It’s really very simple and inoffensive.
How precisely are you checking?
October 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
How precisely are you checking?
It was so good!
“Are you going to let her talk to me like that”
“Are you going to let her talk to me like that”
September 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It was so good!
“Are you going to let her talk to me like that”
“Are you going to let her talk to me like that”
Pygmalion myth as an early prefiguring of modern plastic surgery culture?
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Pygmalion myth as an early prefiguring of modern plastic surgery culture?
People are also really unwilling to say “how.”
September 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
People are also really unwilling to say “how.”
My pipes apparently suck but yeah I’ve kinda been reduced to working on accepting it.
September 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My pipes apparently suck but yeah I’ve kinda been reduced to working on accepting it.
Sorry I should have specified gender affirming vocal training. I’m trans femme and still sound like a dude after years of work.
September 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Sorry I should have specified gender affirming vocal training. I’m trans femme and still sound like a dude after years of work.