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clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Dysfunctional Programming
@clouddysfunction.bsky.social
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Chronically online programmer (full-stack / person most often flung at the weird new tech) and a historian with a PhD because that makes sense.

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clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
Cover of If you give a a mouse a cookie but his expression is replaced with sheer distress. The title text reads Please give a bitch a break and the credits have been replaced with I work very hard, I’m trying my best, I’m so tired all the goddamn time.
October 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Pointy finally came!
A Regenyei shorty feder (longsword) resting against a light blue scallops wall paper in a hallway with a wood floor.
February 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
My fitted sheet is a switch.
A hand with red shiny nails holding a red fitted sheet with a tag that reads “top or bottom”
February 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
When you say females this is what I see for the record.
Image of two Ferengi from Star Trek the Next Generation.
February 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
This is a moment for John Sheridans. Sadly all we’ve got are Chuck Schumers.
John Sheridan from Babylon 5 standing on the bridge of the Agamemnon.
January 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
@safety.bsky.app I know you clearly do not care but this troll has nothing better than follow trans women with harassment accounts.

How is this this hard to fix?
I’m not alt texting this except to say it’s a transphobic username and profile.
January 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
I bothered to reach out to my Democratic Congessional reps and also Biden on this.

This is the only reply I got and it’s worse than none.
10:47 : < Inbox Response to Your Message 94 く THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON December 20, 2024 Dear Dr. 1- As I conclude my final year in office, I am so grateful to you and Americans across our great Nation for your support over the last four years. We have accomplished more than almost anyone thought was possible. Much of what we have achieved is being felt already, and so much more will be felt for decades to come. Together, we have changed America for the better. May God bless you and your family. I hope you have a safe and happy holiday Sincerely, If you wish to receive regular email updates from the White House, please click here. You may also follow President Biden and the White House on Eacchook, Instagnam, Twitter, and YouTube. White House Websits | Privacy Policy. | Contact the White House
December 29, 2024 at 7:52 PM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
I wrote the White House urging a veto of the NDAA. I got this form response.

I swear to God nothing would be less infuriating.
10:47 : < Inbox Response to Your Message 94 く THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON December 20, 2024 Dear Dr. 1- As I conclude my final year in office, I am so grateful to you and Americans across our great Nation for your support over the last four years. We have accomplished more than almost anyone thought was possible. Much of what we have achieved is being felt already, and so much more will be felt for decades to come. Together, we have changed America for the better. May God bless you and your family. I hope you have a safe and happy holiday Sincerely, If you wish to receive regular email updates from the White House, please click here. You may also follow President Biden and the White House on Eacchook, Instagnam, Twitter, and YouTube. White House Websits | Privacy Policy. | Contact the White House 口 分 囗 New Message
December 21, 2024 at 3:48 PM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
For a bit of Christmas fun, accent nail and reds!
A woman’s hand with a dark red sleeve. She is pale and had her palm facing the camera. She has dark almond red nails and her ring finger accented with a painted on white gift bow.
December 6, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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Footage of the shooter in the UHC healthcare assassination.
Blitzø (the O is silent) from Helluva boss. He is a red imp with black and white curved horns wearing a suit and firing a pistol while covering under a tilted table.
December 5, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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Birthday loot! I’m so excited! (cc @melissacaruso.bsky.social )
A copy of The Last Hour Between Worlds by Melissa Caruso. The cover has black background with two clock motifs and a silhouette figure framed in a larger clock frame. She is wearing a waistcoat and holding a rapier in her right hand.
November 27, 2024 at 12:54 AM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Awww yeah.
Marble counter top with two white bowls of spicy bacon and crunchy onion ramen, topped with unsealed chop sticks.
November 25, 2024 at 11:19 PM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Is this actually her?
8:07 ₫ SUPPORTING DELAWARE'S FAMILIES + Follow Sarah McBride ::. @sarahmcbride.bsky.social 569 followers 1 following 10 posts Delaware's Congresswoman-elect. Working to deliver for ALL Delawareans. Changed Handle Posts Replies Media 4 Pinned Sarah McBride @sarahmcbride.bsky.... • 1h © Changed Handle Delawareans sent me here to make the American dream more affordable and accessible and that's what I'm focused on. 79 ... Sarah McBride @sarahmcbride.bsky... • 5m © Changed Handle Ok Thank You!!! Coward
November 21, 2024 at 1:08 AM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
I simply cannot have nice things.
Photo of a cute black manicure with a gold leaf painted on the index. The ring finger of the right hand is noticeably shorter after a break.
November 17, 2024 at 11:13 PM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Cookies turned out!
A kitchen counter with a mixer barely visible and a cooling rack on a granite countertop covered in chocolate chip cookies.
November 17, 2024 at 10:49 PM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Jesus Christ I can’t even just have my science podcast.
Photo of apple podcast app with an up next for Sci Fri entitled “Gender-Affirming Care is On The Line In This Election”
November 4, 2024 at 10:05 PM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Exercising your civic rights is sexy and cool.
A white woman with a blonde bob, sitting in a car with her seatbelt on. She is wearing a golden necklace, a teal long sleeve shirt and has an “I voted” sticker on.
October 30, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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Gideon is a main character in a fantasy / sci-fi series who wears skull face paint. It’s basically queer necromancers and disaster lesbians in space.
Cover art of Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir, depending a woman flanked by skeletons with red hair, a sword and a skull painted on her face.
October 24, 2024 at 4:02 PM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Rude.
An out of order arcade machine with an error message saying Ball Missing, Call Attendant.
October 12, 2024 at 4:45 PM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Friends I am dangerously basic.
A blonde woman with a bob, wearing blue and gray checkered boyfriend cut button down, in a room with a sign saying relax and unwind.
October 11, 2024 at 3:04 PM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Photo of me.
A basic unicorn from Unstable Unicorns. It is orange on an orange background with leaves falling and holding what is obviously a PSL.
October 5, 2024 at 3:01 AM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Harrowhawk Nonagesimus from The Locked Tomb series.
Harrowhawk wearing a bone cuirass white cloak and skull paint of the Ninth House with a broadsword holstered on her back.
September 25, 2024 at 3:49 AM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Sam Vimes, Discworld.
Paul Kidby’s sketch of Vimes, a grizzled man with a cigar, a tiny dragon lighter in plate armor.
September 25, 2024 at 3:47 AM
clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Sure why not?
White background with black text reading 1 like = 1 character I love.
September 25, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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My posting.
Photo of silica gel crystals and dessicant packets on a table.
September 23, 2024 at 10:05 PM