Clothman
banner
clothman.bsky.social
Clothman
@clothman.bsky.social
Reposted by Clothman
GOT HIS ASS.
October 4, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Reposted by Clothman
CEO: We need to cut costs.

Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. For some reason you are being paid $1 million for this meeting.

CEO: Who's that in the hallway?

Accountant: That's Greg. He keeps this company running. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.

CEO: Fire Greg.
September 30, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Me when she lives 2 and a half hours away
September 27, 2023 at 4:31 PM
What if I could explode that would be quite the fanciful ability I think
September 25, 2023 at 9:38 PM
September 25, 2023 at 9:37 PM
September 25, 2023 at 9:34 PM
September 25, 2023 at 9:33 PM