Clonazepam Anderson
@clonazepamanderson.bsky.social
Elle 🌸
Biblically accurate Victoria's Secret angel 🌸
she/her 🌸
Biblically accurate Victoria's Secret angel 🌸
she/her 🌸
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you couldnt make blazing saddles today. thats plagiarism
October 3, 2023 at 11:05 PM
you couldnt make blazing saddles today. thats plagiarism
The room is on fire?? AND she's fixing her hair???
October 3, 2023 at 7:17 PM
The room is on fire?? AND she's fixing her hair???
Microdosing spending money by watching videos of people mic'd up at the thrift store
October 2, 2023 at 4:52 PM
Microdosing spending money by watching videos of people mic'd up at the thrift store
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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
June 27, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Adventure Time is to adults with undiagnosed ADHD what Cocomelon is to babies and housecats
September 17, 2023 at 4:03 AM
Adventure Time is to adults with undiagnosed ADHD what Cocomelon is to babies and housecats
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She gave me that beautiful dead wife in a home video in movies look in bed and now I can only watch gone girl to get hard
September 17, 2023 at 12:02 AM
She gave me that beautiful dead wife in a home video in movies look in bed and now I can only watch gone girl to get hard
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for sale baby shoes it died
September 17, 2023 at 3:36 AM
for sale baby shoes it died
Silica gel labels always look like Evangelion title cards
September 17, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Silica gel labels always look like Evangelion title cards
stop deactivating you bluesky accounts I'm pregnant with your child!!
September 15, 2023 at 7:12 AM
stop deactivating you bluesky accounts I'm pregnant with your child!!
Today is a day that will live in infamy because RCA Records pulled maybe the best Strokes song New York City Cops from the US release of Is This It
September 11, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Today is a day that will live in infamy because RCA Records pulled maybe the best Strokes song New York City Cops from the US release of Is This It
I'm bi but I've only dated men because I don't have a good enough dowry yet to impress queer ladies
September 11, 2023 at 2:10 AM
I'm bi but I've only dated men because I don't have a good enough dowry yet to impress queer ladies
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my favorite movie is the window media player vizualizer
September 10, 2023 at 3:48 PM
my favorite movie is the window media player vizualizer
I thought that I had a gnarly sunburn on the crown of my head but it turns out that the Lush X Barbie shampoo dyed my scalp Barbie pink
September 9, 2023 at 11:30 PM
I thought that I had a gnarly sunburn on the crown of my head but it turns out that the Lush X Barbie shampoo dyed my scalp Barbie pink
There's nothing more cathartic than seeing the worst place you or a friend worked I your early 20s become a Spirit Halloween
September 5, 2023 at 9:02 PM
There's nothing more cathartic than seeing the worst place you or a friend worked I your early 20s become a Spirit Halloween
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i’m never beating the sweetheart allegations
September 3, 2023 at 1:51 AM
i’m never beating the sweetheart allegations
If this flag offends you I'll help you pack!!
September 3, 2023 at 2:54 AM
If this flag offends you I'll help you pack!!
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Ready for the weekend babyyyy
September 1, 2023 at 4:52 AM
Ready for the weekend babyyyy
I kin Cher Horowitz
September 2, 2023 at 9:20 PM
I kin Cher Horowitz
baddest bitch in the Delta Sky Club
September 2, 2023 at 6:35 PM
baddest bitch in the Delta Sky Club
.@boys this you?
September 2, 2023 at 3:28 AM
.@boys this you?
trying to dress like a bisexual Gigi Hadid for Bottoms
September 2, 2023 at 12:12 AM
trying to dress like a bisexual Gigi Hadid for Bottoms
sorry I'm late I was listening to the live version of Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac
September 1, 2023 at 9:55 PM
sorry I'm late I was listening to the live version of Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac
if that's your girl then why is it playing Oh My Heart by R.E.M. when she sees me
September 1, 2023 at 7:31 PM
if that's your girl then why is it playing Oh My Heart by R.E.M. when she sees me