It’s almost like she hates saving money she’s always buying some bullshit 😭

100 year old Chosen One still fulfills the Prophecy the old-fashioned way

The Oracle deemed you nonbinary many moons ago. You can only defy the Prophecy for so long.

“Baby daddy” do you know only have 30 minutes left?

And being ugly. Like your trauma is valid but at some point you gotta get a grip girl 😭

Anything that reinforces the idea that he can stop stipulating his desire to be a woman and he’s gonna go bob-hunting at a Goodwill