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Tom Hardy’s bastard child born out of wedlock with Zendaya. Marriage annulled.
Ever since I was a child, I knew I wanted to be a chop hoe
January 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Ever since I was a child, I knew I wanted to be a chop hoe
Hey we’re shitting where we eat tonight if you wanna pull up
January 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hey we’re shitting where we eat tonight if you wanna pull up
My mother has bought a Ring camera for the front door. Which I’m sure will attract more package stealers to our front door and not less.
December 28, 2024 at 2:29 AM
My mother has bought a Ring camera for the front door. Which I’m sure will attract more package stealers to our front door and not less.
Eating all of the bad tasting gummy vitamins first so all the good ones get eaten last
a woman in a blue dress and black jacket is walking down a street .
Alt: Anora from Anora happily going somewhere
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December 27, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Eating all of the bad tasting gummy vitamins first so all the good ones get eaten last
Woman who gave me my flu shot said it wouldn’t hurt and that it doesn’t mean anything but I saw her unscrew the top of her head and swap processors while she thought I wasn’t looking…
a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a yellow circle in the middle .
Alt: a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a yellow circle in the middle eating sandwich before being gagged by new information.
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December 23, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Woman who gave me my flu shot said it wouldn’t hurt and that it doesn’t mean anything but I saw her unscrew the top of her head and swap processors while she thought I wasn’t looking…
Sometimes you think youre bisexual when you really just need to pee
December 13, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Sometimes you think youre bisexual when you really just need to pee
Daniel Craig got his youth stolen and now he’s too old to be bisexual
November 28, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Daniel Craig got his youth stolen and now he’s too old to be bisexual
Forgot dr pepper had caffeine and drank a full bottle before bed so now im lying here like
a cartoon man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway holding a bat .
Alt: Ms puff in a padded room
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November 26, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Forgot dr pepper had caffeine and drank a full bottle before bed so now im lying here like
Did You Know They’re Serving Nonbinary Tea Under The Clairo Shade At The Chile Cafe?
November 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Did You Know They’re Serving Nonbinary Tea Under The Clairo Shade At The Chile Cafe?
If they made Brisk Raspberry Iced Tea flavored coke i’d snort
November 14, 2024 at 7:15 PM
If they made Brisk Raspberry Iced Tea flavored coke i’d snort
My daily vocabulary app is arming me for war
November 14, 2024 at 4:32 PM
My daily vocabulary app is arming me for war
Seeing ppl’s likes again is making me go crazy like we’re finally home
November 14, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Seeing ppl’s likes again is making me go crazy like we’re finally home
Some people’s coming out is funny. I could have told you that.
November 14, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Some people’s coming out is funny. I could have told you that.
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brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
Joshing Josh Peck’s pecker until he drakes all on my bfuck this. I can’t do this anymore.
November 14, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Joshing Josh Peck’s pecker until he drakes all on my bfuck this. I can’t do this anymore.
I think I’d rather run the gauntlet of saw traps than see a lot of words ever again.
November 14, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I think I’d rather run the gauntlet of saw traps than see a lot of words ever again.
That aside my schedule is flipped next semester and now i no longer have a 4 day weekend so i might cry
November 13, 2024 at 10:14 PM
That aside my schedule is flipped next semester and now i no longer have a 4 day weekend so i might cry
John Krasinski man of the year feels really dated he hasnt done shit for fuck this year
November 13, 2024 at 6:34 AM
John Krasinski man of the year feels really dated he hasnt done shit for fuck this year
Im not attaching any images but that conservative guy who loves to crossdress and tuck his pronouns in his underwear is going to have a VERY rude awakening if we show him I Saw The TV Glow
November 12, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Im not attaching any images but that conservative guy who loves to crossdress and tuck his pronouns in his underwear is going to have a VERY rude awakening if we show him I Saw The TV Glow
The biggest ramification of AI is now I have to say “hilarious IF TRUE” to every funny image i see
November 12, 2024 at 3:28 AM
The biggest ramification of AI is now I have to say “hilarious IF TRUE” to every funny image i see
Girl whatever
November 10, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Girl whatever
Just took a 3 hour nap and sweated out the rest of my fever im ready to put my pussy out in the world again
November 9, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Just took a 3 hour nap and sweated out the rest of my fever im ready to put my pussy out in the world again
Neglected my assignments this week so i have to lock in tn instead of playing jackbox at the gay club
November 7, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Neglected my assignments this week so i have to lock in tn instead of playing jackbox at the gay club
I paid for 10000 blasian immigrant visas so we could flip georgia if kamala loses TRUST i did all i could
November 6, 2024 at 4:04 AM
I paid for 10000 blasian immigrant visas so we could flip georgia if kamala loses TRUST i did all i could
Woke up to a fully pitch black room and screamed that i slept the day away and it wasn’t even 7pm
November 6, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Woke up to a fully pitch black room and screamed that i slept the day away and it wasn’t even 7pm