Claudia Clockwurst
@clockwurst.bsky.social
she/her
Knitting patterns, TTRPGs, WH40K, Dragon Age, genre fiction girlie
Knitting patterns, TTRPGs, WH40K, Dragon Age, genre fiction girlie
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New mutuals would be lovely but I really just want to talk about TTRPGs!
God I really love make some noise, modern millennial whose line.
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
God I really love make some noise, modern millennial whose line.
I scratched my cornea on Sunday and it’s still not completely better. Things I don’t want to pay a premium to address, the type of thing where the doc just says oh yeah waiting another week will fix it. And then somehow I’m the idiot for worrying about my actual eyeball.
October 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I scratched my cornea on Sunday and it’s still not completely better. Things I don’t want to pay a premium to address, the type of thing where the doc just says oh yeah waiting another week will fix it. And then somehow I’m the idiot for worrying about my actual eyeball.
I actually woke up in the middle of the night sweating with my jaw aching from clenching it. The stress is going to kill me, have I tried yoga?
October 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I actually woke up in the middle of the night sweating with my jaw aching from clenching it. The stress is going to kill me, have I tried yoga?
I’ve been saying for years that it was inhumane to use the dream of automation to reduce humanity to “only the top 50% of people get to have a job and therefore dignity” and now that it’s really happening I’m all over despair. I just wanted to advocate for universal income not *gesturing wildly*
October 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’ve been saying for years that it was inhumane to use the dream of automation to reduce humanity to “only the top 50% of people get to have a job and therefore dignity” and now that it’s really happening I’m all over despair. I just wanted to advocate for universal income not *gesturing wildly*
One more email telling me change is hard and offering training in my own free time, for coping with change. These will send me to the moon.
October 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
One more email telling me change is hard and offering training in my own free time, for coping with change. These will send me to the moon.
I’m out of my frozen trauma response and all I have to offer is doomposting
October 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I’m out of my frozen trauma response and all I have to offer is doomposting
Are we literally reverting to pre enlightenment thinking?
October 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Are we literally reverting to pre enlightenment thinking?
Did grace kuhlenschmidt ever say where she’s getting those suits from, they are hot and I want one
October 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Did grace kuhlenschmidt ever say where she’s getting those suits from, they are hot and I want one
Then why should I sit in the scorner's seat,
Or hurl the cynic's ban?
Let me live in my house by the side of the road
And be a friend to man.
Or hurl the cynic's ban?
Let me live in my house by the side of the road
And be a friend to man.
February 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Then why should I sit in the scorner's seat,
Or hurl the cynic's ban?
Let me live in my house by the side of the road
And be a friend to man.
Or hurl the cynic's ban?
Let me live in my house by the side of the road
And be a friend to man.
My pronouns are in my work email signature by choice so I guess I'll be seeing you all at the gulag.
January 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My pronouns are in my work email signature by choice so I guess I'll be seeing you all at the gulag.
I have to wear my night guard again and I swear I might need one for daytime.
January 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have to wear my night guard again and I swear I might need one for daytime.
Cheeky side shot for my family of murderbots on this WIP Wednesday #warhammercommunity
January 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Cheeky side shot for my family of murderbots on this WIP Wednesday #warhammercommunity
But seriously there's something here with covered mouths for secrets and covered eyes for hiding from yourself or something- am I completely off my rocker here?
#WotPostsFromTwitter #WotSkies #TheWheelOfTime
Photos with Alt Text in the thread below
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Article link: nerdist.com/article/the-...
January 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
But seriously there's something here with covered mouths for secrets and covered eyes for hiding from yourself or something- am I completely off my rocker here?
When are we gonna get the costume analysis for why all the veils are different! Does Nynaeve's veil look a bit like her sul'dam costume makeup to anyone else? Do I smell a character arc? #wotskies
January 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When are we gonna get the costume analysis for why all the veils are different! Does Nynaeve's veil look a bit like her sul'dam costume makeup to anyone else? Do I smell a character arc? #wotskies
The swarm continues to grow #warhammercommunity
January 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The swarm continues to grow #warhammercommunity
When the new administration says "Let the Lord of Chaos rule!" #wotskies
a man says it was a little triggering in front of a sign that says schitts creek
Alt: a man says it was a little triggering in front of a sign that says schitts creek
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
When the new administration says "Let the Lord of Chaos rule!" #wotskies
After reading Dalila the Crafty I'm struggling to come up with other Tricksters that fit her style. Trickery with a mature attitude. Feminine, matronly craftiness. Zero seduction.
January 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
After reading Dalila the Crafty I'm struggling to come up with other Tricksters that fit her style. Trickery with a mature attitude. Feminine, matronly craftiness. Zero seduction.
Oh glob it's only Wednesday
January 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Oh glob it's only Wednesday
For WIP Wednesday, meet Dave #warhammercommunity
January 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
For WIP Wednesday, meet Dave #warhammercommunity
Reposted by Claudia Clockwurst
Lessons from the chaos gods:
Nurgle - the universe exists in an endless cycle of rebirth.
Tzeentch - everything changes, learn acceptance
Slannesh - do not deny yourself the little pleasures in life
Khorne - If you kill 300 of your enemies you can make a chair
Nurgle - the universe exists in an endless cycle of rebirth.
Tzeentch - everything changes, learn acceptance
Slannesh - do not deny yourself the little pleasures in life
Khorne - If you kill 300 of your enemies you can make a chair
January 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Lessons from the chaos gods:
Nurgle - the universe exists in an endless cycle of rebirth.
Tzeentch - everything changes, learn acceptance
Slannesh - do not deny yourself the little pleasures in life
Khorne - If you kill 300 of your enemies you can make a chair
Nurgle - the universe exists in an endless cycle of rebirth.
Tzeentch - everything changes, learn acceptance
Slannesh - do not deny yourself the little pleasures in life
Khorne - If you kill 300 of your enemies you can make a chair
Reposted by Claudia Clockwurst
i like the episode of tng where a rambo gets loose on the ship
January 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
i like the episode of tng where a rambo gets loose on the ship
My hygienist, wondering why I suddenly have an issue with jaw clenching and tooth grinding, me gesturing helplessly at everything
January 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My hygienist, wondering why I suddenly have an issue with jaw clenching and tooth grinding, me gesturing helplessly at everything
Nothing to see here but us loyalists... My first ever water slide decal and it's for Alpha Legion #warhammercommunity
January 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Nothing to see here but us loyalists... My first ever water slide decal and it's for Alpha Legion #warhammercommunity
Fluxmaster proxy finished. I had some issues getting the supports cleaned from his teeth and tongue, so thanks to chaos he's now sprouting some glow in the dark crystal overgrowth. This is going to be the stickiest "chaff" unit of all time.
January 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Fluxmaster proxy finished. I had some issues getting the supports cleaned from his teeth and tongue, so thanks to chaos he's now sprouting some glow in the dark crystal overgrowth. This is going to be the stickiest "chaff" unit of all time.