Clockwolf ⏰🐺
@clockwolf.bsky.social
I do in-depth game reviews and analysis videos on my YouTube channel.
My YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@clockwolf4359
My YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@clockwolf4359
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Clockwolf ⏰🐺
@clockwolf.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Papers, Please | Analysis - (Clockwolf)
YouTube video by Clockwolf
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I create game reviews, essays, & analysis videos on my YouTube channel.
I invite you to check out my work if you enjoy essays on video games. This one is on the mechanical & thematic existentialism in the indie game Papers, Please.
A personal favorite of mine.
youtu.be/NkRYkAEPtlU
I invite you to check out my work if you enjoy essays on video games. This one is on the mechanical & thematic existentialism in the indie game Papers, Please.
A personal favorite of mine.
youtu.be/NkRYkAEPtlU
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Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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My access to DMs on BlueSky has been closed by the Australian government because BlueSky refused to make a reasonable assumption that I am over the age of 16 and want me to prove it by sending a photo of myself or my ID to some 3rd party company lmao. FUck off.
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My access to DMs on BlueSky has been closed by the Australian government because BlueSky refused to make a reasonable assumption that I am over the age of 16 and want me to prove it by sending a photo of myself or my ID to some 3rd party company lmao. FUck off.
I was playing Dark Souls Remastered and a guy named "EZ" invaded me while I was in Blight Town. He killed me from impossibly far away. He killed the lady that sells pyromancy's all the way down in the swamp too.
Tiny dick hacker! I was doing a pyromancer run! Fuck! 😡
Tiny dick hacker! I was doing a pyromancer run! Fuck! 😡
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I was playing Dark Souls Remastered and a guy named "EZ" invaded me while I was in Blight Town. He killed me from impossibly far away. He killed the lady that sells pyromancy's all the way down in the swamp too.
Tiny dick hacker! I was doing a pyromancer run! Fuck! 😡
Tiny dick hacker! I was doing a pyromancer run! Fuck! 😡
I wanna get back into making game review videos.
I'm replaying the Hitman games for a video. But my god are those jungle missions in the first game awful. 💀
I'm replaying the Hitman games for a video. But my god are those jungle missions in the first game awful. 💀
October 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I wanna get back into making game review videos.
I'm replaying the Hitman games for a video. But my god are those jungle missions in the first game awful. 💀
I'm replaying the Hitman games for a video. But my god are those jungle missions in the first game awful. 💀
This is true in a way. Every second someone spends on social media is a second someone isn't spending playing Halo Reach. But this idea is true for ALL media.
"Gaming isn't profitable enough so we need to invent some new interactive media"
This dude is gonna try to bring back Smell-O-Vision lol
"Gaming isn't profitable enough so we need to invent some new interactive media"
This dude is gonna try to bring back Smell-O-Vision lol
Microsoft’s CEO agrees Xbox’s competition isn’t other gaming platforms, it’s TikTok.
"The game business model has to be where we have to invent maybe some new interactive media as well".
vgc.news/news/microso...
"The game business model has to be where we have to invent maybe some new interactive media as well".
vgc.news/news/microso...
Microsoft’s CEO agrees Xbox’s competition isn’t other gaming platforms, it’s TikTok | VGC
Satya Nadella discusses the future of Microsoft’s gaming division…
vgc.news
October 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is true in a way. Every second someone spends on social media is a second someone isn't spending playing Halo Reach. But this idea is true for ALL media.
"Gaming isn't profitable enough so we need to invent some new interactive media"
This dude is gonna try to bring back Smell-O-Vision lol
"Gaming isn't profitable enough so we need to invent some new interactive media"
This dude is gonna try to bring back Smell-O-Vision lol
Apparently a bunch of US government accounts are on Bluesky now. They seem to be doing the same thing they do on Twitter/X. Bragging about making America worse and blaming it on the democrats.
Here's a block list for these accounts so you don't have to see their garbage.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Here's a block list for these accounts so you don't have to see their garbage.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Apparently a bunch of US government accounts are on Bluesky now. They seem to be doing the same thing they do on Twitter/X. Bragging about making America worse and blaming it on the democrats.
Here's a block list for these accounts so you don't have to see their garbage.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Here's a block list for these accounts so you don't have to see their garbage.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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First poster for Puppet Combo's wage-horror slasher 'Night Shift' 🔪
• Adaptation of their video game
• Shot on 16mm
• Follows a serial killer targeting late night gas station clerks
Releasing in theaters this October
• Adaptation of their video game
• Shot on 16mm
• Follows a serial killer targeting late night gas station clerks
Releasing in theaters this October
September 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
First poster for Puppet Combo's wage-horror slasher 'Night Shift' 🔪
• Adaptation of their video game
• Shot on 16mm
• Follows a serial killer targeting late night gas station clerks
Releasing in theaters this October
• Adaptation of their video game
• Shot on 16mm
• Follows a serial killer targeting late night gas station clerks
Releasing in theaters this October
I hate Jimmy Kimmel, but fuck this shit.
Charlie Kirk was a shitty person and him getting shockingly murdered by a far right 4chan user doesn't change that. You can condemn what happened to him and not like him at the same time.
Charlie Kirk was a shitty person and him getting shockingly murdered by a far right 4chan user doesn't change that. You can condemn what happened to him and not like him at the same time.
Sinclair Broadcast Group says #JimmyKimmelLive won’t return until ‘appropriate steps have been taken to uphold the standards expected of a broadcast platform’
They also request:
• Jimmy Kimmel to issue a public apology
• Make a donation to Charlie Kirk’s family and Turning Point USA
They also request:
• Jimmy Kimmel to issue a public apology
• Make a donation to Charlie Kirk’s family and Turning Point USA
September 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I hate Jimmy Kimmel, but fuck this shit.
Charlie Kirk was a shitty person and him getting shockingly murdered by a far right 4chan user doesn't change that. You can condemn what happened to him and not like him at the same time.
Charlie Kirk was a shitty person and him getting shockingly murdered by a far right 4chan user doesn't change that. You can condemn what happened to him and not like him at the same time.
I was completely correct
I'm calling it now. If the person who shot Charlie Kirk is reveled to be on the left, the right will try to use it to crack down on speech instead of guns.
If the person is reveled to be on the right, like the Trump shooter was, they'll drop the issue and try to forget it ever happened.
If the person is reveled to be on the right, like the Trump shooter was, they'll drop the issue and try to forget it ever happened.
September 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I was completely correct
I'm calling it now. If the person who shot Charlie Kirk is reveled to be on the left, the right will try to use it to crack down on speech instead of guns.
If the person is reveled to be on the right, like the Trump shooter was, they'll drop the issue and try to forget it ever happened.
If the person is reveled to be on the right, like the Trump shooter was, they'll drop the issue and try to forget it ever happened.
September 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I'm calling it now. If the person who shot Charlie Kirk is reveled to be on the left, the right will try to use it to crack down on speech instead of guns.
If the person is reveled to be on the right, like the Trump shooter was, they'll drop the issue and try to forget it ever happened.
If the person is reveled to be on the right, like the Trump shooter was, they'll drop the issue and try to forget it ever happened.
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Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked
September 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked
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Big reason I love bluesky! I check it like three times a day and feel like I got everything.
Twitter feels endless. Nobody has time for endless. Nothing should feel endless.
Twitter feels endless. Nobody has time for endless. Nothing should feel endless.
"Bluesky is boring."
Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually.
When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.
Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually.
When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.
September 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Big reason I love bluesky! I check it like three times a day and feel like I got everything.
Twitter feels endless. Nobody has time for endless. Nothing should feel endless.
Twitter feels endless. Nobody has time for endless. Nothing should feel endless.
I'm thinking about making videos again.
I wanna make a video comparing Silent Hill 2 Remake to the original, to show off the weaknesses and strengths of both.
I just can't stand the idea of replaying both of those games over and over to get all the footage I need. Including the 8 endings 😫
I wanna make a video comparing Silent Hill 2 Remake to the original, to show off the weaknesses and strengths of both.
I just can't stand the idea of replaying both of those games over and over to get all the footage I need. Including the 8 endings 😫
September 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'm thinking about making videos again.
I wanna make a video comparing Silent Hill 2 Remake to the original, to show off the weaknesses and strengths of both.
I just can't stand the idea of replaying both of those games over and over to get all the footage I need. Including the 8 endings 😫
I wanna make a video comparing Silent Hill 2 Remake to the original, to show off the weaknesses and strengths of both.
I just can't stand the idea of replaying both of those games over and over to get all the footage I need. Including the 8 endings 😫
I don't understand how anyone could care about the white race shrinking and not be racist at the same time.
How do so many people square this idea to themselves that they have to preserve their race AND that they don't think their race is superior to others? How the fuck does that work exactly?
How do so many people square this idea to themselves that they have to preserve their race AND that they don't think their race is superior to others? How the fuck does that work exactly?
September 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I don't understand how anyone could care about the white race shrinking and not be racist at the same time.
How do so many people square this idea to themselves that they have to preserve their race AND that they don't think their race is superior to others? How the fuck does that work exactly?
How do so many people square this idea to themselves that they have to preserve their race AND that they don't think their race is superior to others? How the fuck does that work exactly?
I've logged into Twitter like 5 times over the last several months. Each time I scrolled, I saw something morally repugnant on my timeline, and closed the app for like a month.
I browse social media for FUN. I'd rather stay here and just deal with the annoying shitlibs.
I browse social media for FUN. I'd rather stay here and just deal with the annoying shitlibs.
September 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I've logged into Twitter like 5 times over the last several months. Each time I scrolled, I saw something morally repugnant on my timeline, and closed the app for like a month.
I browse social media for FUN. I'd rather stay here and just deal with the annoying shitlibs.
I browse social media for FUN. I'd rather stay here and just deal with the annoying shitlibs.
Are online controversies that have nothing to do with politics getting more and more boring and pointless, or is it just me?
Cracker Barrel is getting rid of its new logo and going back to its old one after backlash
August 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Are online controversies that have nothing to do with politics getting more and more boring and pointless, or is it just me?
We are going to censer the internet into oblivion in the name of "protecting the children" because parents can't accept that their kids are gonna see age inappropriate stuff sometimes. That's just part of life.
The first time I saw a pair of tits was when I was 12 and watched Halloween 2 on DVD.
The first time I saw a pair of tits was when I was 12 and watched Halloween 2 on DVD.
Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users.
While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.
While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.
August 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
We are going to censer the internet into oblivion in the name of "protecting the children" because parents can't accept that their kids are gonna see age inappropriate stuff sometimes. That's just part of life.
The first time I saw a pair of tits was when I was 12 and watched Halloween 2 on DVD.
The first time I saw a pair of tits was when I was 12 and watched Halloween 2 on DVD.
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
Yeah, this kinda makes sense. I always plan to be 20 minutes late to a movie so I can miss the adds.
Movie starts at 3:30
Gets to the theater at 3:30
Spends 10 or 15 minutes going to the bathroom, getting snacks, and finding my seat.
Movie starts at 3:30
Gets to the theater at 3:30
Spends 10 or 15 minutes going to the bathroom, getting snacks, and finding my seat.
AMC Theatres is now working to shorten the amount of ads shown before a movie.
(Source: Deadline)
(Source: Deadline)
August 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Yeah, this kinda makes sense. I always plan to be 20 minutes late to a movie so I can miss the adds.
Movie starts at 3:30
Gets to the theater at 3:30
Spends 10 or 15 minutes going to the bathroom, getting snacks, and finding my seat.
Movie starts at 3:30
Gets to the theater at 3:30
Spends 10 or 15 minutes going to the bathroom, getting snacks, and finding my seat.
The narrative of BioShock 'failing to impress' didn't stop them from selling the last three games 🙃🤭
BioShock 4 fails to impress at internal 2K review, resulting in leadership shake-up and revamped narrative
www.eurogamer.net/bioshock-4-f...
www.eurogamer.net/bioshock-4-f...
August 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The narrative of BioShock 'failing to impress' didn't stop them from selling the last three games 🙃🤭
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Newgrounds' approach to verifying age is interesting and transparent.
July 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Newgrounds' approach to verifying age is interesting and transparent.
I'm playing a delightful little game called Crypt Custodian right now. Its mechanics seem to be both not to deep and not to shallow. The art style and music is relaxing. The story is silly. The puzzles so far are good. I needed this ☺️
July 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm playing a delightful little game called Crypt Custodian right now. Its mechanics seem to be both not to deep and not to shallow. The art style and music is relaxing. The story is silly. The puzzles so far are good. I needed this ☺️
I finished my new game plus playthrough of Lies of P and the Overture DLC. On new game plus, the game becomes a hack and slash game almost like Devil May Cry lol
July 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I finished my new game plus playthrough of Lies of P and the Overture DLC. On new game plus, the game becomes a hack and slash game almost like Devil May Cry lol
My ★★★ review of Outlast (2013) on @backloggd.com : This was surprisingly alright. I was expecting it to suck, but this was actually not that bad. bckl.gg/m5OK
Clockwolf's review of Outlast | Backloggd
This was surprisingly alright. I was expecting it to suck because most games that are popular in the "lets play" scene on YouTube are terrible imo and I make a point to avoid them like gonorrhea, but ...
bckl.gg
July 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My ★★★ review of Outlast (2013) on @backloggd.com : This was surprisingly alright. I was expecting it to suck, but this was actually not that bad. bckl.gg/m5OK