𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—!
@clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social
Nessie | She/They | 18+
Pinned
Reposted by 𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—!
" It's Dedede. KING DEDEDE. 'Ya got that,'ya hunk of scrap heap—?!
And I don't need no model! "
And I don't need no model! "
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“If it makes you feel any better, I can call you "Royal" penguin. Or if ya want, I can always make a brand new model of you!” ~ 🎵
. . . .
“Just kidding!”
“If it makes you feel any better, I can call you "Royal" penguin. Or if ya want, I can always make a brand new model of you!” ~ 🎵
. . . .
“Just kidding!”
September 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
" It's Dedede. KING DEDEDE. 'Ya got that,'ya hunk of scrap heap—?!
And I don't need no model! "
And I don't need no model! "
" YOU LIL' PIPSQUEAK! GET BACK HERE! "
RUNNING AFTER.
RUNNING AFTER.
The puffball glares at Deedee...
⌞Ima raid your fridge.⌝
with those words, he ran off.
⌞Ima raid your fridge.⌝
with those words, he ran off.
Try me, puffball.
September 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
" YOU LIL' PIPSQUEAK! GET BACK HERE! "
RUNNING AFTER.
RUNNING AFTER.
Try me, puffball.
September 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Try me, puffball.
(Listen, I would if I could figure out a character to muse. Closest I've gotten is Ribbon, but like...there's not a whole lot of personality there.
Unless I like, made a Waddle Dee McDonalds worker or something memey like that.)
Unless I like, made a Waddle Dee McDonalds worker or something memey like that.)
September 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
" Kirby ain't no hero.
Now Starman! That's a hero! "
Now Starman! That's a hero! "
September 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
" Kirby ain't no hero.
Now Starman! That's a hero! "
Now Starman! That's a hero! "
" Well. Yeah.
BUT 'YA DON'T GOTTA SAY IT LIKE THAT. "
BUT 'YA DON'T GOTTA SAY IT LIKE THAT. "
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“My apologies, but your physique basically screams it! Can you blame me?”
“My apologies, but your physique basically screams it! Can you blame me?”
" HEY. Who 'ya calling a big penguin? "
September 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
" Well. Yeah.
BUT 'YA DON'T GOTTA SAY IT LIKE THAT. "
BUT 'YA DON'T GOTTA SAY IT LIKE THAT. "
September 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
" HEY. Who 'ya calling a big penguin? "
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“Hmm, he's followed me here... The little pink thing and his big penguin friend.”
“Hmm, he's followed me here... The little pink thing and his big penguin friend.”
September 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
" HEY. Who 'ya calling a big penguin? "
feeding ducks at the pond.
September 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
feeding ducks at the pond.
that kirby and his dumb lil' dances.
August 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
that kirby and his dumb lil' dances.
August 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
" Heh heh heh. "
Smugly high giving Kirby.
Smugly high giving Kirby.
"...you know what, I will? I'll PROVE to you that I-"
ONE KIRBY FIGHT LATER
ONE KIRBY FIGHT LATER
August 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
" Heh heh heh. "
Smugly high giving Kirby.
Smugly high giving Kirby.
" Go get 'im, tiger. "
"...you can't be serious."
August 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
" Go get 'im, tiger. "
Reposted by 𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—!
" A tiny pink puffball that kills all them gods.
You wanna try goin' up against 'im? "
You wanna try goin' up against 'im? "
"well then, what have YOU done, hmm? Lose to a tiny pink puffball a bunch of times?"
" Eh, 'ah doubt it.
Those monkies were gunnin' for you like they just saw a bunch of bananas. "
Those monkies were gunnin' for you like they just saw a bunch of bananas. "
August 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
" A tiny pink puffball that kills all them gods.
You wanna try goin' up against 'im? "
You wanna try goin' up against 'im? "
" Eh, 'ah doubt it.
Those monkies were gunnin' for you like they just saw a bunch of bananas. "
Those monkies were gunnin' for you like they just saw a bunch of bananas. "
"YOU wouldn't get it"
"But I'll have you know, after I KINDLY got you out of the way, those Kongs were quaking in their boots!"
"But I'll have you know, after I KINDLY got you out of the way, those Kongs were quaking in their boots!"
August 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
" Eh, 'ah doubt it.
Those monkies were gunnin' for you like they just saw a bunch of bananas. "
Those monkies were gunnin' for you like they just saw a bunch of bananas. "
" So much of a grand return if ah' could ruin it. "
August 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
" So much of a grand return if ah' could ruin it. "
" Somebody can't take a joke. . . "
August 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
" Somebody can't take a joke. . . "
Hey now, I'M the only Majesty 'round here!
His Majesty’s victim~.
Ah HELL NAH.
I ain't goin' back to Doctor Mario—!
I ain't goin' back to Doctor Mario—!
August 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Hey now, I'M the only Majesty 'round here!