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Faker of funk on a nasty dunk.
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since shitposting on bluesky without followers is done neither for critical acclaim, nor financial rewards, it is the purest form of art
she is a Groucho Marx-ist
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
when wembamyama does not have the ball, all the other spurs should be asking "where is wembanyama?"

#nba
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
it makes me sad to think of all the young athletes that dreamed of growing up and playing in the XFL just for it to disappear. what a waste
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Cliff Smith: "With the off day yesterday I feel that I could go 6, maybe 7 beers. Whatever the team needs tonight, I'll drink it. I'm drinking like there's no tomorrow"

#mlb
#BlueJays 🍁
October 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
know who im trying to be right now?

im about to be the Toronto Blue Jays to beat your fuckin ass up

#mlb
October 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
results came back negative for that dog in me 😭
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
phase 2 of the cracker barrel rebrand was to make RBG the new mascot
A closer look at the Sister Jean patches that Loyola Chicago is wearing this season:
October 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i always put this #bluejays team first and so i am willing to watch tonight's game on four hours rest, if they need me
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
aaron rodgers tonight:
October 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
these steeler jerseys are repurposed employee uniforms from the cracker barrel rebrand #nfl
October 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
@mlb.com post a highlight u coward
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Emily Kewageshig
"I haven't made an art piece for fun in a while. Blue Jays heading to the ALCS was enough to get my creativity flowing!!"
October 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
world series game 7 bullpen game because the analytics said so

#mlb
October 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i love that they have committed to this bit
lots of jerking during Trump's handshake photo op with Macron
October 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Sim 15-minute City
They should make a game that is woke.
October 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
idi amin was an avid call of duty:modern warfare player and he prestige'd enough times to collect all the emblems
September 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Good evening Riyadh! What’s the deal with women drivers?
September 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
will sean penn ever learn to leave that pesky road runner alone??
Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Penn, Chase Infiniti and Paul Thomas Anderson via IG 📸
September 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
sperm counts are falling but that's because sperm are more highly educated these days
September 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
taking a hit of this before my first #mlb at bat
September 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
i strongly believe in a 'reverse The Secret' in sports where, for your team to win, you need to cheer for the rival. if that doesn't work its because you didn't commit all of your 💗 to the rival team

if your team ever does win, you'll end up hating it because you'll be fully committed to the rival
September 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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😔
September 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
taking a tylenol and browsing @baseball-reference.com

#mlb
September 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
completely off-topic but every time I see gianmarco's pfp i think it's this guy:
September 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
@jeremiahdjohns.bsky.social

do you take suggestions for your year's worst tweet bracket?
September 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM