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I don't know what I don't know.

I know what I know.

I know when I don't know.
It's 'Mr O'Brien' to you, lad.
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
You said that yesterday.
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
They're the only ones who don't have to get up in the morning.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It didn't. Literally nobody complained at the time. Now Britain's least patriotic medium has gone full traitor and shopped auntie to a fucking foreigner.
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Oh yeh, the Old Testament. What a bummer 😔.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I'm a licence fee payer. Let the fucker sue because it's not a libel if it is true.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The poppy has been appropriated by the right and is now just another symbol of English hatred. It is nothing to do with patriotism. Quite the opposite. The poppy was a Frenchwoman's idea. After the WW1, Anna Guérin began selling silk poppies to support the victims of war, not the winners.
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Bring on Dimbleby. Take off Bruce.

#bbcqt
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It's hardly changed since 1933.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
She'll be shaving tonight.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
That is never an option, otherwise there'd be no point to the aspiration of an ever closer union.
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Wimperialists.
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
No, you don't.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
No.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is the bloke who writes this crap, Dominic Penna, who describes himself as "a tenacious, hardworking, award-winning journalist." 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"Democratic" is an anagram of mad cretins.
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
There's plenty of money.
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
"They're doing things that need scrutinising and they don't like it," says public masturbator.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Both were pivately-schooled (Turness was expelled), a process whose purpose is to impart the wiles needed for them to do what posh people do best . .

taking liberties.
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM