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“The real problem of humanity is the following: We have Paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions and godlike technology.” ― Edward O. Wilson
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Thank heaven for constant hot water.
December 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Thank heaven for constant hot water.
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Notice in this graph that the wealth of the richest 1% and the bottom 99% are the exact inverse of each other.

Of course it HAS to be this way, but many people don't seem to understand.
December 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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It seems many people believe in the 'magic money tree' which creates billionaires and trillionaires without any cost to them.

YOU are the magic money tree.
December 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Wtf
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
#LBC Nick Ferrari has got the hots for public school boys who went to more prestigious places than he did.

Note how the headmaster assumes his customers don't know what VAT is.
December 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
You must be fucking joking . . .
December 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
RIP Brigitte Bardot
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
This is what they don't want you to know because you might get mad. You might even want to get even.
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
View the Hansard contribution by The Attorney General (the wanker, Mr Geoffrey Cox) on Tuesday 15 January 2019 hansard.parliament.uk/commons/2019...
European Union (Withdrawal) Act - Hansard - UK Parliament
Hansard record of the item : ' European Union (Withdrawal) Act' on Tuesday 15 January 2019.
hansard.parliament.uk
December 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
They need us more than we need them.

youtube.com/shorts/4iaAW...
Netherlands dustbin #shorts #science
YouTube video by Grossplus
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December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I've got no family who I like. I'm a man so I've got no friends. Which means that, on Christmas Day, I have to endure my wife's family or friends, none of whom I like either.

All the ones I did like are dead.

I'm certain I'm not alone.
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Great front cover for #Christmas Day!

🕊️ 🕊️

#TomorrowsPapersToday
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December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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People found a way to obtain completely unredacted PDF documents from the Epstein files.
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December 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Africa.
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Oh, shit.
December 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A guide to the contents of a jar of Nutella. Like most processed food, it's mostly sugar (cheap) and fat (cheap).
December 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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An email by "A" from "Balmoral" asked Jeffrey Epstein's then partner Ghislaine Maxwell for "inappropriate friends", new documents released by the US Department of Justice show

The sender asks: "Have you found me some new inappropriate friends?" and the sign-off reads: "See ya A xxx"
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Lest we forget . .
December 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Christmas Dinner.
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Redirecting...
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December 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
There are too many long shots in ITV's #RoyalVarietyShow.
December 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM