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120% enthusiastic
38% mobility
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Bispham is to be officially renamed Rizpham due to the unusually charismatic inhabitants.
October 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Bispham is to be officially renamed Rizpham due to the unusually charismatic inhabitants.
September 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
People of Bluesky! New product alert! The Complete Cleveleys Rocks contains 19 hilarious parody songs plus bonus tracks. Get it from cleveleysnews.bandcamp.com
September 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
People of Bluesky! New product alert! The Complete Cleveleys Rocks contains 19 hilarious parody songs plus bonus tracks. Get it from cleveleysnews.bandcamp.com
A cliche from Cleveleys. I took this over 10 years ago and I remember taking the 10 stop off the front. It was covered in spray and salt hence the misted look. I also didn't realise at the time how filthy the sensor was; it's just taken me 15 minutes or so to clean the image.
Anyway "Mary's Shell"
Anyway "Mary's Shell"
September 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Blackpool Gazette doesn't seem to notice or care that it's journos keep submitting the same article every few months.
July 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Blackpool Gazette doesn't seem to notice or care that it's journos keep submitting the same article every few months.
Local 'trusted news' source, Blackpool Gazette, advertises Kings of Leon date at Lytham Festival one month after it was cancelled. #KingsofLeon #LythamFestival #Blackpool
June 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Local 'trusted news' source, Blackpool Gazette, advertises Kings of Leon date at Lytham Festival one month after it was cancelled. #KingsofLeon #LythamFestival #Blackpool
Due to the hot weather, we are officially downgrading the number of cardigans local residents are legally required to wear from 3 down to just 2.
The Met office have warned of a potential 1 cardigan situation, we will keep you posted.
The Met office have warned of a potential 1 cardigan situation, we will keep you posted.
June 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Due to the hot weather, we are officially downgrading the number of cardigans local residents are legally required to wear from 3 down to just 2.
The Met office have warned of a potential 1 cardigan situation, we will keep you posted.
The Met office have warned of a potential 1 cardigan situation, we will keep you posted.
Last month we commemorated the filming of #Andor at Cleveleys with a music video; this month Wyre Council unveiled a plaque. Our song is called 'The Force is Strong in Cleveleys'; at least two news sites used that phrase when reporting on the plaque. Coincidence? We don't think so.
June 20, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Last month we commemorated the filming of #Andor at Cleveleys with a music video; this month Wyre Council unveiled a plaque. Our song is called 'The Force is Strong in Cleveleys'; at least two news sites used that phrase when reporting on the plaque. Coincidence? We don't think so.
TV Choice:
9pm Long Lost Family
A man from Lytham is delighted to learn he has a brother in Fleetwood.
9pm Long Lost Family
A man from Lytham is delighted to learn he has a brother in Fleetwood.
June 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
TV Choice:
9pm Long Lost Family
A man from Lytham is delighted to learn he has a brother in Fleetwood.
9pm Long Lost Family
A man from Lytham is delighted to learn he has a brother in Fleetwood.
Blackpool Tower will shine pink this week to help raise awareness of the dangers of undercooked chicken.
June 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Blackpool Tower will shine pink this week to help raise awareness of the dangers of undercooked chicken.
Red sky at night,
Shepherd's delight,
Car on the tram tracks,
Probably no road tax.
Shepherd's delight,
Car on the tram tracks,
Probably no road tax.
June 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Red sky at night,
Shepherd's delight,
Car on the tram tracks,
Probably no road tax.
Shepherd's delight,
Car on the tram tracks,
Probably no road tax.
#BBCQuestionTime was live from Fleetwood last night. That guy is going to regret raising his hand like that.
June 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
#BBCQuestionTime was live from Fleetwood last night. That guy is going to regret raising his hand like that.
A lorry has jackknifed on the M55 and spilled 8000 gallons of Lambrini. Fleetwood High sixth form girls have been deployed with straws to clean it up.
June 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
A lorry has jackknifed on the M55 and spilled 8000 gallons of Lambrini. Fleetwood High sixth form girls have been deployed with straws to clean it up.
We haven't had a Safeway
for over 15 years
Then Tesco went and left us
which brought some folks to tears
But these supermarket giants
have certainly left their mark
Cos we still got Safeway's roundabout
and a Tesco carpark.
#CleveleysPoetry
for over 15 years
Then Tesco went and left us
which brought some folks to tears
But these supermarket giants
have certainly left their mark
Cos we still got Safeway's roundabout
and a Tesco carpark.
#CleveleysPoetry
June 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
We haven't had a Safeway
for over 15 years
Then Tesco went and left us
which brought some folks to tears
But these supermarket giants
have certainly left their mark
Cos we still got Safeway's roundabout
and a Tesco carpark.
#CleveleysPoetry
for over 15 years
Then Tesco went and left us
which brought some folks to tears
But these supermarket giants
have certainly left their mark
Cos we still got Safeway's roundabout
and a Tesco carpark.
#CleveleysPoetry
Poo in the sea at Fleetwood. Thank you, @unitedutilities.bsky.social
June 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Poo in the sea at Fleetwood. Thank you, @unitedutilities.bsky.social
Parking wardens are having a field day at Cleveleys Car Show. #CleveleysCarShow #CleveleysCarShow2025 #Cleveleys #Lancashire
June 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Parking wardens are having a field day at Cleveleys Car Show. #CleveleysCarShow #CleveleysCarShow2025 #Cleveleys #Lancashire
Enjoy this 2005 documentary on the parkour scene in Cleveleys.
June 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Enjoy this 2005 documentary on the parkour scene in Cleveleys.
Massive parking fail at Lidl. If this car was any further forward it would be on offer in the middle aisle.
May 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Massive parking fail at Lidl. If this car was any further forward it would be on offer in the middle aisle.
In the space of just a few days, United Utilities have covered the beaches of Fleetwood, St Annes, and Bispham in raw poo. If you didn't know this then you're at risk of stomach, skin, ear and eye infections, not to mention E.coli and hepatitis. Say something, do something.
May 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
In the space of just a few days, United Utilities have covered the beaches of Fleetwood, St Annes, and Bispham in raw poo. If you didn't know this then you're at risk of stomach, skin, ear and eye infections, not to mention E.coli and hepatitis. Say something, do something.
Despite rumours that #DoctorWho has been cancelled, filming for a new season appears to be taking place in residential Blackpool.
May 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Despite rumours that #DoctorWho has been cancelled, filming for a new season appears to be taking place in residential Blackpool.
Have you got the #FridayFeeling? #Friday
May 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Have you got the #FridayFeeling? #Friday
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To avoid Doctor Who spoilers, I’ve been offline most of the day, and I thought it best to go somewhere cut off from civilisation.
May 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
To avoid Doctor Who spoilers, I’ve been offline most of the day, and I thought it best to go somewhere cut off from civilisation.
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It's #Eurovision night and you're no doubt in the mood to dance - so we've made a special playlist of the very best hippest happening songs from our Cleveleys Rocks project. Check it out here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQKE... #Eurovision2025
Brian Hunters-Chicken Band - Cleveleys Rocks (Official Video)
YouTube video by Cleveleys News Media
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May 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's #Eurovision night and you're no doubt in the mood to dance - so we've made a special playlist of the very best hippest happening songs from our Cleveleys Rocks project. Check it out here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQKE... #Eurovision2025