N.E. Boddie
@cletusflatbush.bsky.social
Unrecorded rapper, unpublished author, unapologetic bitch.
The year is 3068.
You live on Mars as a slave for Elon Musk's descendants.
You will have your oxygen cut off if you don't work a 96 hour work week.
Joe Biden did this to you.
You live on Mars as a slave for Elon Musk's descendants.
You will have your oxygen cut off if you don't work a 96 hour work week.
Joe Biden did this to you.
Mike Johnson: "That's the reason the inflation is up, the cost of living is up so high -- because of the policies of the previous administration. Now, we're working to root those policies out and implement our own, but it takes a little time."
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The year is 3068.
You live on Mars as a slave for Elon Musk's descendants.
You will have your oxygen cut off if you don't work a 96 hour work week.
Joe Biden did this to you.
You live on Mars as a slave for Elon Musk's descendants.
You will have your oxygen cut off if you don't work a 96 hour work week.
Joe Biden did this to you.
Draft dodging obesity on bone spurs with dementia now expert on able-bodied persons.
Trump claims that food stamps "puts the country in jeopardy. People that are able-bodied can do a job, they leave their job because they figure they can pick this up, it's easier."
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Draft dodging obesity on bone spurs with dementia now expert on able-bodied persons.
The Magnificent Mile?
Which is facing the same struggle that all brick and mortar shopping centers and stretches in the whole country are facing?
A thing called the internet?
But also...everyone knows businesses exist because troops are near to them.
That's what an economy is, duh!
😂
Which is facing the same struggle that all brick and mortar shopping centers and stretches in the whole country are facing?
A thing called the internet?
But also...everyone knows businesses exist because troops are near to them.
That's what an economy is, duh!
😂
There are a few problems with Senile Satan’s post. The biggest is that he’s deploying troops to the Miracle Mile shopping center in Chicago. There’s no such thing. There’s one in LA and one in NY.
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The Magnificent Mile?
Which is facing the same struggle that all brick and mortar shopping centers and stretches in the whole country are facing?
A thing called the internet?
But also...everyone knows businesses exist because troops are near to them.
That's what an economy is, duh!
😂
Which is facing the same struggle that all brick and mortar shopping centers and stretches in the whole country are facing?
A thing called the internet?
But also...everyone knows businesses exist because troops are near to them.
That's what an economy is, duh!
😂
Ever notice when the government is making money, it's hundreds of trillions of dollars but when it's the government having to pay that money back, oop! There's only $3T over here!
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Ever notice when the government is making money, it's hundreds of trillions of dollars but when it's the government having to pay that money back, oop! There's only $3T over here!
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"Bring your neighbors cookies and buy a gun." Leftist college Dems who design gun accessories discuss gun rights, politics and the compromises forced by a two-party system. minnesotareformer.com/2025/11/10/l...
Leftist college Dems who 3D print firearm accessories out of a garage talk gun rights, politics • Minnesota Reformer
Sid Allen did not set out on his 3D printing journey to manufacture firearm accessories in his garage. Last year, he was printing custom Dungeons and Dragons figurines. For a decade before that, Allen...
minnesotareformer.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"Bring your neighbors cookies and buy a gun." Leftist college Dems who design gun accessories discuss gun rights, politics and the compromises forced by a two-party system. minnesotareformer.com/2025/11/10/l...
2/3rds of Americans live in poverty or paycheck to paycheck which is first world branding for poverty.
1/3rd of Americans own multiple homes, vacation in foreign countries, and have their own space programs.
I can see where that 1/3rd is being victimized super hard by the poors living. 😂
1/3rd of Americans own multiple homes, vacation in foreign countries, and have their own space programs.
I can see where that 1/3rd is being victimized super hard by the poors living. 😂
Comer: "This is a fake economy. You can't have 1/3 of America receiving some type of free government healthcare and then have another 1/3 that's getting a subsidized rate. That falls on the final 1/3 that's having to pay increased premiums."
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
2/3rds of Americans live in poverty or paycheck to paycheck which is first world branding for poverty.
1/3rd of Americans own multiple homes, vacation in foreign countries, and have their own space programs.
I can see where that 1/3rd is being victimized super hard by the poors living. 😂
1/3rd of Americans own multiple homes, vacation in foreign countries, and have their own space programs.
I can see where that 1/3rd is being victimized super hard by the poors living. 😂
Feeding their families is and always will be a priority to whatever imagination of America may exist.
Those people owe their children dinner, they do not owe a damn thing to the President.
They can't feed their kids the hope of a paycheck next month maybe possibly, if a pedo changes his mind.
Those people owe their children dinner, they do not owe a damn thing to the President.
They can't feed their kids the hope of a paycheck next month maybe possibly, if a pedo changes his mind.
Trump to air traffic controllers: "For those that did nothing but complain, and took time off, even though everyone knew they would be paid, IN FULL, shortly into the future, I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU. You didn’t step up to help the U.S.A. against the FAKE DEMOCRAT ATTACK"
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Feeding their families is and always will be a priority to whatever imagination of America may exist.
Those people owe their children dinner, they do not owe a damn thing to the President.
They can't feed their kids the hope of a paycheck next month maybe possibly, if a pedo changes his mind.
Those people owe their children dinner, they do not owe a damn thing to the President.
They can't feed their kids the hope of a paycheck next month maybe possibly, if a pedo changes his mind.
"Eat right, exercise right, lead a healthy lifestyle."
Yeah.
Uh.
Listen.
You do not tell we the people what to do or how to live.
We tell you and pay you to administer services to us that we also pay for.
We the people want better access to food and healthcare services.
Administer that, bitch.
Yeah.
Uh.
Listen.
You do not tell we the people what to do or how to live.
We tell you and pay you to administer services to us that we also pay for.
We the people want better access to food and healthcare services.
Administer that, bitch.
Rep. John McGuire: "We need to rethink healthcare in America. It needs to be a preventative healthcare system, not a reactive, put-a-bandaid-on system that we have...you cannot exercise your way out of bad nutrition. Eat right, exercise right, lead a healthy lifestyle, & maybe have early screenings"
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Eat right, exercise right, lead a healthy lifestyle."
Yeah.
Uh.
Listen.
You do not tell we the people what to do or how to live.
We tell you and pay you to administer services to us that we also pay for.
We the people want better access to food and healthcare services.
Administer that, bitch.
Yeah.
Uh.
Listen.
You do not tell we the people what to do or how to live.
We tell you and pay you to administer services to us that we also pay for.
We the people want better access to food and healthcare services.
Administer that, bitch.
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Today, in 1989, the Berlin Wall came down.
Today, in 2025, we are building walls again.
Today, in 2025, we are building walls again.
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Today, in 1989, the Berlin Wall came down.
Today, in 2025, we are building walls again.
Today, in 2025, we are building walls again.
That's a tax refund.
Tariffs are taxes.
That's our money.
If someone owes me 20 bucks and they take 20 bucks from my wallet right in front of me to give to me...they still owe me 20 bucks and I now know they're a thief.
And an idiot.
This would actually cause my approval rating of them to go 👇.
Tariffs are taxes.
That's our money.
If someone owes me 20 bucks and they take 20 bucks from my wallet right in front of me to give to me...they still owe me 20 bucks and I now know they're a thief.
And an idiot.
This would actually cause my approval rating of them to go 👇.
Trump’s approval rating drops to a dismal 37%.
Trump: Free $2,000 for everyone!!!
Trump: Free $2,000 for everyone!!!
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
That's a tax refund.
Tariffs are taxes.
That's our money.
If someone owes me 20 bucks and they take 20 bucks from my wallet right in front of me to give to me...they still owe me 20 bucks and I now know they're a thief.
And an idiot.
This would actually cause my approval rating of them to go 👇.
Tariffs are taxes.
That's our money.
If someone owes me 20 bucks and they take 20 bucks from my wallet right in front of me to give to me...they still owe me 20 bucks and I now know they're a thief.
And an idiot.
This would actually cause my approval rating of them to go 👇.
Delight in being mean by being humans, guys!
Go Bills! Destiny is calling!
Rest in Peace, Uncle Phil, fr.
Have you seen "The Wind that Shakes the Barley" starring a young Cillian Murphy? Breathtaking.
Kentucky Daisy seems like old news but really I should've told you about her sooner.
Pet dog:
Go Bills! Destiny is calling!
Rest in Peace, Uncle Phil, fr.
Have you seen "The Wind that Shakes the Barley" starring a young Cillian Murphy? Breathtaking.
Kentucky Daisy seems like old news but really I should've told you about her sooner.
Pet dog:
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Delight in being mean by being humans, guys!
Go Bills! Destiny is calling!
Rest in Peace, Uncle Phil, fr.
Have you seen "The Wind that Shakes the Barley" starring a young Cillian Murphy? Breathtaking.
Kentucky Daisy seems like old news but really I should've told you about her sooner.
Pet dog:
Go Bills! Destiny is calling!
Rest in Peace, Uncle Phil, fr.
Have you seen "The Wind that Shakes the Barley" starring a young Cillian Murphy? Breathtaking.
Kentucky Daisy seems like old news but really I should've told you about her sooner.
Pet dog:
Everyone with student loans or medical debt is already living in debt slavery regardless of which asshole is shitting in the Lincoln toilet.
He is making problems that already exist worse, he is not inventing problems, he is exploiting the ones inherent in the capitalist economic system.
He is making problems that already exist worse, he is not inventing problems, he is exploiting the ones inherent in the capitalist economic system.
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Everyone with student loans or medical debt is already living in debt slavery regardless of which asshole is shitting in the Lincoln toilet.
He is making problems that already exist worse, he is not inventing problems, he is exploiting the ones inherent in the capitalist economic system.
He is making problems that already exist worse, he is not inventing problems, he is exploiting the ones inherent in the capitalist economic system.
The internet was invented for lonely dudes to catfish each other.
It just happened to be really good for logistics, by total accident, not by design.
It just happened to be really good for logistics, by total accident, not by design.
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The internet was invented for lonely dudes to catfish each other.
It just happened to be really good for logistics, by total accident, not by design.
It just happened to be really good for logistics, by total accident, not by design.
Democrats are saying extend ACA and feed the people.
You're just hoping that there are only two genders so you can automatically be a man without having to do any of the "traditional masculine" shit you expect poor folks to live and die by.
Shouldn't you be farming?
Or training for war?
No!?!
🫨
You're just hoping that there are only two genders so you can automatically be a man without having to do any of the "traditional masculine" shit you expect poor folks to live and die by.
Shouldn't you be farming?
Or training for war?
No!?!
🫨
Zeldin: "Conservatives say there are two genders. Democrats are saying there are a hundred genders and counting and growing."
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Democrats are saying extend ACA and feed the people.
You're just hoping that there are only two genders so you can automatically be a man without having to do any of the "traditional masculine" shit you expect poor folks to live and die by.
Shouldn't you be farming?
Or training for war?
No!?!
🫨
You're just hoping that there are only two genders so you can automatically be a man without having to do any of the "traditional masculine" shit you expect poor folks to live and die by.
Shouldn't you be farming?
Or training for war?
No!?!
🫨
There are people in this country with their own private space programs.
It's not that they hate America.
They hate the human race and the only planet we know for fact it can live on.
It's not that they hate America.
They hate the human race and the only planet we know for fact it can live on.
USDA tells states to undo efforts to issue full food aid benefits reut.rs/3WJhxPZ
USDA tells states to undo efforts to issue full food aid benefits
The U.S. Department of Agriculture directed states to roll back any steps taken to issue full food aid benefits to low-income Americans or risk financial penalties.
reut.rs
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There are people in this country with their own private space programs.
It's not that they hate America.
They hate the human race and the only planet we know for fact it can live on.
It's not that they hate America.
They hate the human race and the only planet we know for fact it can live on.
The guy who spent a billion years in government: doesn't know the pardon process
The guy who is a pedophile fraudster nepo baby real estate TV show host: expert on the pardon process
Y'all really are the dumbest motherfuckers.
I just wanna give y'all food and healthcare and a helmet.
The guy who is a pedophile fraudster nepo baby real estate TV show host: expert on the pardon process
Y'all really are the dumbest motherfuckers.
I just wanna give y'all food and healthcare and a helmet.
Comer on why he thinks Biden's pardons were worse than Trump saying he knows nothing about people he's pardoning: "Nobody is accusing Donald Trump of not knowing what day it is, what year it is, the pardon process and things like that, so I think there's a big difference."
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The guy who spent a billion years in government: doesn't know the pardon process
The guy who is a pedophile fraudster nepo baby real estate TV show host: expert on the pardon process
Y'all really are the dumbest motherfuckers.
I just wanna give y'all food and healthcare and a helmet.
The guy who is a pedophile fraudster nepo baby real estate TV show host: expert on the pardon process
Y'all really are the dumbest motherfuckers.
I just wanna give y'all food and healthcare and a helmet.
Mary Magdalena would be an adult content creator if she were alive today so...Axios confirms James Talarico is the second coming(?)
Will you confirm he also washes feet and flips the tables before cracking the whip on the money lenders?
Hide yo water, Talarico is making wine!
Will you confirm he also washes feet and flips the tables before cracking the whip on the money lenders?
Hide yo water, Talarico is making wine!
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Mary Magdalena would be an adult content creator if she were alive today so...Axios confirms James Talarico is the second coming(?)
Will you confirm he also washes feet and flips the tables before cracking the whip on the money lenders?
Hide yo water, Talarico is making wine!
Will you confirm he also washes feet and flips the tables before cracking the whip on the money lenders?
Hide yo water, Talarico is making wine!
Checking in on all the "patriots" who bitch about June being Pride to see if you are currently and actively celebrating National Veterans and Military Families Month as our government encourages our active duty troops to stand in line at food banks.
Are we great now?
Are we great now?
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Checking in on all the "patriots" who bitch about June being Pride to see if you are currently and actively celebrating National Veterans and Military Families Month as our government encourages our active duty troops to stand in line at food banks.
Are we great now?
Are we great now?
And had Cuomo won, the whole place would've become Italian.
The streets would be stained with Marinara!
Just like how Tommy won and everyone in his state became a Christian football coach.
Here in Ohio, ever since Bernie Moreno won, we are all Colombian used car salesmen!
That's how it works! 👍
The streets would be stained with Marinara!
Just like how Tommy won and everyone in his state became a Christian football coach.
Here in Ohio, ever since Bernie Moreno won, we are all Colombian used car salesmen!
That's how it works! 👍
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
And had Cuomo won, the whole place would've become Italian.
The streets would be stained with Marinara!
Just like how Tommy won and everyone in his state became a Christian football coach.
Here in Ohio, ever since Bernie Moreno won, we are all Colombian used car salesmen!
That's how it works! 👍
The streets would be stained with Marinara!
Just like how Tommy won and everyone in his state became a Christian football coach.
Here in Ohio, ever since Bernie Moreno won, we are all Colombian used car salesmen!
That's how it works! 👍
Economy so good The Farmer's Almanac is going out of print after a stellar 200+ year run.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Economy so good The Farmer's Almanac is going out of print after a stellar 200+ year run.
Young men threw a pretty big fit about the Democratic Party not being able to promise it won't send them to another forever war only for Republicans to threaten to send them to wars in multiple countries for really dumb reasons and a very hard maybe on being paid for it 😂
Suddenly, affordability!
Suddenly, affordability!
The most recent election results suggest that the Democratic party has revived its appeal with Gen Z voters, and even young men.
How Gen Z Hurt Republicans in Elections Across the Country
www.newsweek.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Young men threw a pretty big fit about the Democratic Party not being able to promise it won't send them to another forever war only for Republicans to threaten to send them to wars in multiple countries for really dumb reasons and a very hard maybe on being paid for it 😂
Suddenly, affordability!
Suddenly, affordability!
Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada in 1970.
Ted Cruz ran for President of the United States in 2016.
He wasn't even eligible, he used a loophole that only exists if you squint really hard while bribing Constitutional scholars.
Elbows up, bud!
Quit jawin, have a maple BeaverTail about it.
Ted Cruz ran for President of the United States in 2016.
He wasn't even eligible, he used a loophole that only exists if you squint really hard while bribing Constitutional scholars.
Elbows up, bud!
Quit jawin, have a maple BeaverTail about it.
Ted Cruz: "I think right now the 2 frontrunners for the Democratic nomination in 2028 are AOC and Mamdani. Now, he's not even eligible, but what do they care? Law doesn't mean anything to them. That's where their party is."
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada in 1970.
Ted Cruz ran for President of the United States in 2016.
He wasn't even eligible, he used a loophole that only exists if you squint really hard while bribing Constitutional scholars.
Elbows up, bud!
Quit jawin, have a maple BeaverTail about it.
Ted Cruz ran for President of the United States in 2016.
He wasn't even eligible, he used a loophole that only exists if you squint really hard while bribing Constitutional scholars.
Elbows up, bud!
Quit jawin, have a maple BeaverTail about it.
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NEW: Jury finds D.C. sandwich thrower Sean Dunn not guilty of misdemeanor assault www.msnbc.com/deadline-whi...
Jury finds D.C. sandwich thrower Sean Dunn not guilty of misdemeanor assault
The Justice Department has suffered a series of losses in politically charged cases in President Donald Trump’s second term.
www.msnbc.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
NEW: Jury finds D.C. sandwich thrower Sean Dunn not guilty of misdemeanor assault www.msnbc.com/deadline-whi...
I'm hoping there are enough spoons in Jamaica for the Superbowl.
I'm hoping the wind doesn't burn my eggs.
I'm hoping soybeans can put themselves on the moon.
By midterms, no less.
Just wow.
This dude isn't just a doctor.
He is an electoral genius!
Yes!
The babies will vote R!
The Trump babies!
I'm hoping the wind doesn't burn my eggs.
I'm hoping soybeans can put themselves on the moon.
By midterms, no less.
Just wow.
This dude isn't just a doctor.
He is an electoral genius!
Yes!
The babies will vote R!
The Trump babies!
Dr Oz: "We've dropped the infertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies I'm hoping by the midterms."
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm hoping there are enough spoons in Jamaica for the Superbowl.
I'm hoping the wind doesn't burn my eggs.
I'm hoping soybeans can put themselves on the moon.
By midterms, no less.
Just wow.
This dude isn't just a doctor.
He is an electoral genius!
Yes!
The babies will vote R!
The Trump babies!
I'm hoping the wind doesn't burn my eggs.
I'm hoping soybeans can put themselves on the moon.
By midterms, no less.
Just wow.
This dude isn't just a doctor.
He is an electoral genius!
Yes!
The babies will vote R!
The Trump babies!