jay
@clench.bsky.social
sorry mom im GAMING right now... i have pronouns they're... um... uhh.....
man i feel so bad for dick van dyke. imagine if you were born in the 90s and got so famous everyone knew your name and it was Skibity Clanker
January 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
man i feel so bad for dick van dyke. imagine if you were born in the 90s and got so famous everyone knew your name and it was Skibity Clanker
chess players are always being so unspecific. "mate in two" minutes? seconds??? i don't think I can take my clothes off that fast
January 11, 2026 at 5:50 AM
chess players are always being so unspecific. "mate in two" minutes? seconds??? i don't think I can take my clothes off that fast
doing that thing where cartoon characters blow into their thumb to make their arm all big and muscular except I shove my thumb up my ass and fart to become caked up
January 8, 2026 at 10:48 AM
doing that thing where cartoon characters blow into their thumb to make their arm all big and muscular except I shove my thumb up my ass and fart to become caked up
yeah i got two nipples. one for each tower. never forget
January 8, 2026 at 10:46 AM
yeah i got two nipples. one for each tower. never forget
this, too, shall passoid
January 6, 2026 at 9:28 AM
this, too, shall passoid
call her nutty putty cave because im stuck headfirst in her crevice or something. also some punchline about her nutting/being nutty idk not feeling it today
January 3, 2026 at 7:03 AM
call her nutty putty cave because im stuck headfirst in her crevice or something. also some punchline about her nutting/being nutty idk not feeling it today
we gotta get kids reading books again, not for any fearmongering reasons, but because if we don't get another worldwide smash hit children's book we're gonna be hearing about Harry Potter for the rest of our fucking lives
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
we gotta get kids reading books again, not for any fearmongering reasons, but because if we don't get another worldwide smash hit children's book we're gonna be hearing about Harry Potter for the rest of our fucking lives
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audiophiles be like “fuck that noise”
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 AM
audiophiles be like “fuck that noise”
first fujoshi must've been like "man fuck
first guy to build a floor must've been like "man fuck this green shit"
first guy to build a roof must've been like "man fuck this blue shit"
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
first fujoshi must've been like "man fuck
first guy to build a floor must've been like "man fuck this green shit"
first guy to build a roof must've been like "man fuck this blue shit"
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
first guy to build a floor must've been like "man fuck this green shit"
first guy to build a roof must've been like "man fuck this blue shit"
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
first guy to build a roof must've been like "man fuck this blue shit"
always making citations, im goated with the source
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
always making citations, im goated with the source
having a bent tip actually gives a slight tactical advantage by allowing you to fuck around shallow corners from behind cover
December 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
having a bent tip actually gives a slight tactical advantage by allowing you to fuck around shallow corners from behind cover
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Im not arguing with a woman turned 90 degrees to the right, whatever you say clit eastward
December 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Im not arguing with a woman turned 90 degrees to the right, whatever you say clit eastward
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Gettin a diabetic shawty so I can suck on that one toe
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Gettin a diabetic shawty so I can suck on that one toe
got that dog in me like a white woman
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
got that dog in me like a white woman
"pissing hard or hardly pissing" both i have a boner
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"pissing hard or hardly pissing" both i have a boner
some day a kind-hearted up-and-comer is gonna make their rap name "white pharaoh" and brother? he's gonna suck ass
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
some day a kind-hearted up-and-comer is gonna make their rap name "white pharaoh" and brother? he's gonna suck ass
Jesus took my wife and kids (not as in they died or anything, that bitch took jounie & Kayleigh in the divorce and he married her. kaykay says he "rizzed he up". that sounds like a sex thing that judge should've never let her keep them). Jesus took my father (he died)
jesus took the wheel. jesus stole my rims. jesus left my car on cinder blocks.
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Jesus took my wife and kids (not as in they died or anything, that bitch took jounie & Kayleigh in the divorce and he married her. kaykay says he "rizzed he up". that sounds like a sex thing that judge should've never let her keep them). Jesus took my father (he died)
me explaining being bi to thomas the tank engine: so like i can be a sir top-him hat OR a fat conduct-her. you understand?
thomas: you're more of a twink though
thomas: you're more of a twink though
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 AM
me explaining being bi to thomas the tank engine: so like i can be a sir top-him hat OR a fat conduct-her. you understand?
thomas: you're more of a twink though
thomas: you're more of a twink though
jesus took the wheel. jesus stole my rims. jesus left my car on cinder blocks.
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
jesus took the wheel. jesus stole my rims. jesus left my car on cinder blocks.
binging like 15 seasons of family guy as a teen was probably a waste of time but every once in a while a friend will make a clever observational joke and i can respond with "did you know there's a family guy joke about exactly that" and watch the color drain from their face. which is cool
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
binging like 15 seasons of family guy as a teen was probably a waste of time but every once in a while a friend will make a clever observational joke and i can respond with "did you know there's a family guy joke about exactly that" and watch the color drain from their face. which is cool
did you hear pacman started rapping. he's going by waka waka flame now
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
did you hear pacman started rapping. he's going by waka waka flame now
yo mama so fat that when she's at a tournament and they say "round one" she thinks it's referring to her
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
yo mama so fat that when she's at a tournament and they say "round one" she thinks it's referring to her
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Spunchbob Logo Evolution (1996 - 2008)
July 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Spunchbob Logo Evolution (1996 - 2008)