LaserP
@laserp.bsky.social
20s, Anime, Games, and Random BS, idk
ads for bad games used to be like "you won't last 10 seconds playing this game" and now ads for bad games imply the publisher is sucking the life force out of its players "you will play this for 10 years" but we can't even stand it for 10 minutes
January 26, 2026 at 11:06 PM
ads for bad games used to be like "you won't last 10 seconds playing this game" and now ads for bad games imply the publisher is sucking the life force out of its players "you will play this for 10 years" but we can't even stand it for 10 minutes
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Ordered a shortstack at a diner but all I got were some pancakes? I mean I'll take the pancakes but where's the rest?
January 25, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Ordered a shortstack at a diner but all I got were some pancakes? I mean I'll take the pancakes but where's the rest?
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If mtg creatures had dicks with an inches stat, The Battle of Bywater would be "destroy all creatures with inches 3 or greater"
January 24, 2026 at 4:53 PM
If mtg creatures had dicks with an inches stat, The Battle of Bywater would be "destroy all creatures with inches 3 or greater"
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full of anger he walks forever
January 24, 2026 at 4:37 AM
full of anger he walks forever
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i keep watching this video its fucking hypnotic
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
i keep watching this video its fucking hypnotic
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well you can't top god, but--- you SHOULD top god but---
January 22, 2026 at 2:52 AM
well you can't top god, but--- you SHOULD top god but---
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Morning Kikuri drawing
January 21, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Morning Kikuri drawing
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Jim Morrison if he didn't od:
People are cringe
When you're a cringelord
Faces look chuddy
When you're a toad
People are cringe
When you're a cringelord
Faces look chuddy
When you're a toad
January 21, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Jim Morrison if he didn't od:
People are cringe
When you're a cringelord
Faces look chuddy
When you're a toad
People are cringe
When you're a cringelord
Faces look chuddy
When you're a toad
Rearranging* her** guts rn
*sudo pacman -Syu
**linucks
*sudo pacman -Syu
**linucks
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Rearranging* her** guts rn
*sudo pacman -Syu
**linucks
*sudo pacman -Syu
**linucks
genuinely love malort, they could never make me hate you
January 19, 2026 at 7:08 AM
genuinely love malort, they could never make me hate you
"if you can read you can cook" mfs when i force them to play magic (reading the card explains the card)
January 19, 2026 at 1:51 AM
"if you can read you can cook" mfs when i force them to play magic (reading the card explains the card)
"If you can play it slow you can play it fast" mfs when they get locked in a room and must flawlessly play a dream theatre song at 5x speed to get out:
:O
:O
January 18, 2026 at 5:46 PM
"If you can play it slow you can play it fast" mfs when they get locked in a room and must flawlessly play a dream theatre song at 5x speed to get out:
:O
:O
if anyone else tries to get charles martinet to sign something, please try to get him to sign My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness
January 18, 2026 at 4:09 AM
if anyone else tries to get charles martinet to sign something, please try to get him to sign My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness
Cis guy at the after work bar meetup: i don't like the term grungler, makes me think of walking down a dark alley and some guy comes up behind me going "im gonna grungle you"
January 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Cis guy at the after work bar meetup: i don't like the term grungler, makes me think of walking down a dark alley and some guy comes up behind me going "im gonna grungle you"
Hello World Wide Women dot bsky dot app
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Hello World Wide Women dot bsky dot app
i saw a fuckin onion article with "bidet blasts hole through person" headline today and i KNOW they read through shit without crediting amicably
Someone out there probably replaced their bidet with a power washer because they like pain. It's quite a surprise when guests use the toilert
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 AM
i saw a fuckin onion article with "bidet blasts hole through person" headline today and i KNOW they read through shit without crediting amicably
Why do old people use *those* fonts in work emails?
January 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Why do old people use *those* fonts in work emails?
Someone out there probably replaced their bidet with a power washer because they like pain. It's quite a surprise when guests use the toilert
January 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Someone out there probably replaced their bidet with a power washer because they like pain. It's quite a surprise when guests use the toilert
asus laptop my beloved space heater
January 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
asus laptop my beloved space heater