Clem Doherty
clem6.bsky.social
Clem Doherty
@clem6.bsky.social
Useless bloke.
Monger is such a weird word isn't it? It means a dealer or seller but only of specific things.
You don't get lumber-mongers, flower-mongers or grocery-mongers; only fish-monger, iron-monger and of course hate-monger.
(and "hatemonger" gets a bad name but he's the only one doing it for free!!)
October 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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September 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
They're saying tourist numbers are right down; I'm saying *opportunity*!!
September 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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"I had never seen anyone virtue-signal so gracefully, so effortlessly. I was like, 'I have to work with this guy.'"

😂😂😂😂

Meet Cory Booker's (fake) political consultant, played by Zeteo's very own @heycapello.

"No one does it like Cory."

zeteo.com/subscribe
August 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Rumour is that Ghislaine Maxwell also said that Trump is naturally tanned, weighs 220 ...
...and his hands are REALLY BIG!!
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Ghislaine Maxwell interview transcripts released by US justice department
Maxwell was interviewed after pressure on Trump to release information about whether prominent figures were involved in Jeffrey Epstein's crimes.
www.bbc.com
August 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I would love to hear this in a strong Scots accent.
July 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I wonder how long until Trump blames his syphilitic venous-insufficiency ankles on the Biden Administration 🙁
July 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Remember; Alcatraz was a prison for hardened criminals.
DullRon's pet project is a concentration-camp for minorities of different ethnicity, religion or skin-colour.
Alligator Auschwitz.

www.thenation.com/article/poli...
The Abominable Sadism of “Alligator Auschwitz”
Slated to open this week, Florida’s new detention center will have more than a little in common with a Nazi concentration camp.
www.thenation.com
July 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
So Mahmoud Khalil has been freed on bail but he is still facing deportation.
Homeland have taken his passport saying he's a flight risk.
A flight risk.
He's fighting to stay in the country ..
..so they took it to stop him leaving the country.
Is The Onion writing this?
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Judge orders Columbia activist Mahmoud Khalil released on bail
The Palestinian graduate was being kept in immigration detention after his arrest in March.
www.bbc.com
June 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I hear that JD Vance has fully adopted his position as a Fascist leader and shall to be known herein as "il Douche"
June 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"Preemptive strike" my arse!
Israel has ATTACKED Iran (and murdered Iranians).
Same as last time and the time before.
Israel has attacked its neighbour again, and again it used US supplied equipment and ordnance to do so.
June 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I reckon he'll just at the chance to TACO on his silly parade now.
Even surrounded by his toadies and yes-men he must know by now how stupid it looks.
🤣🤣🤣👇🤣🤣🤣🤣👇🤣🤣🤣👇🤣🤣🤣👇🤣🤣🤣👇
June 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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👇✊💙🎯
June 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
ABC has published the list and he's got the highest award. "Companion of the Order of Australia"

This is disgusting. Fucking DISGUSTING!
TRIGGER WARNING.

Giving any accolades to the man who suggested I was lucky not to be shot, who fumbled vaccines during a pandemic, who crafted and supported Robodebt and held five ministerial positions in secret, cheapens the Kings Birthday List to being a joke.

I signed.
chng.it/mcWQ9KqvB9
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
Stop Scott Morrison's Order of Australia
chng.it
June 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reposted by Clem Doherty
TRIGGER WARNING.

Giving any accolades to the man who suggested I was lucky not to be shot, who fumbled vaccines during a pandemic, who crafted and supported Robodebt and held five ministerial positions in secret, cheapens the Kings Birthday List to being a joke.

I signed.
chng.it/mcWQ9KqvB9
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
Stop Scott Morrison's Order of Australia
chng.it
June 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Let him build his factory but ABSOLUTELY NO HANDOUTS!
Any politition who hands out Australian Tax-Payers' money to this scumbag should immediately find themselves on the unemployment line.
May 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Trump's Qatari flying pimp-bus will NEVER be Air-Force One. AF1 is a proper military jet. It has thingies & gizmos and all manner of electronic doo-dads & anti-whatsits that take years to install & fine tune.
It is just impossible that it could be completed in his lifetime let alone his presidency.
We should be ashamed of ourselves for not appreciating him breaking the law. ✈️ 💰 🙏
May 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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May 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My name is Clement. Like my brothers Leo and Peter we have papal names. (The other two boys were the archangels)
I was leading the Pope-off with 14 but now Leo has also 14. (Peter was one-and-done)
There are also 3 Anti-Popes Clement. Does that add to my tally or subtract from it?
May 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Reposted by Clem Doherty

OK. I won’t share this photo

Had to post the photo so you’d all know which one it is that I’m not sharing…..

Bahahahahahaha
May 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Reposted by Clem Doherty
Every election, we've made a video to help voters understand how our preferential voting system works. This is for the 2025 election. If you find it helpful, pls share with your family, friends and pets. Good luck Australia! 💛🗳️

📌 ICYMI: this is satire, NOT official electoral advice!
Honest Government Ad | How To Vote 2025
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
youtu.be
April 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Trump continues to break new ground for American Presidents.
First time in history that the previous president wasn't invited to fly to the funeral of a head-of-state aboard Air Force One.
Don't you feel proud? He's such an inspiring leader :(
April 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Perfect, just perfect. Not hard at all for any of us to see how different these people are. Proud of you, Mayor Pete! @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
We can wish for a better world…..
April 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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"Irony" especially "intentional irony" is my favorite...
April 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
For those who may looking at Australia's politics & the upcoming election for the first time; Liberal doesn't mean liberal
The Liberal Party, which is in a coalition with the National (Country) Party & thus referred to as LNP is the conservative party
Labor = liberal party
Green = very liberal party
April 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM