Nick Howell
@clefan2056.bsky.social
Back from the Twitter dead! Cleveland sports fan, proud dad, husband, and I now help kids to read then go to my second job where I sling fries with cheese on them…..and bacon!
Bruh, it’s hot today. It’s crash out at the bodega cause they ain’t got no Miller High Life hot. It’s, f u Benny, we ain’t playing baseball today we gonna chill at the pool watching Wendy Peppercorn oil herself hot. It’s hot!
June 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Bruh, it’s hot today. It’s crash out at the bodega cause they ain’t got no Miller High Life hot. It’s, f u Benny, we ain’t playing baseball today we gonna chill at the pool watching Wendy Peppercorn oil herself hot. It’s hot!
So my pre-teen just changed his greeting to me from “dad” to “pops”.
Dawg, I’m freaking Robin Harris from House Party now 😰😰😭😭😭?? #blacksky #uncproblems
Dawg, I’m freaking Robin Harris from House Party now 😰😰😭😭😭?? #blacksky #uncproblems
May 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
So my pre-teen just changed his greeting to me from “dad” to “pops”.
Dawg, I’m freaking Robin Harris from House Party now 😰😰😭😭😭?? #blacksky #uncproblems
Dawg, I’m freaking Robin Harris from House Party now 😰😰😭😭😭?? #blacksky #uncproblems
When you’re halfway through your vacation money and you looking at pictures of empty USA ports and horrible Tariff news. #tariffs #hidethemoneyyall #keywestproblems
April 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
When you’re halfway through your vacation money and you looking at pictures of empty USA ports and horrible Tariff news. #tariffs #hidethemoneyyall #keywestproblems
Can we as Black ppl stop the “Kanye ain’t been the same since his mama passed” talk? His mama passed in 2007 and while I know many of a grieving Negro. Ain’t never met one who went racist and made a “I sucked off my cousin back in the day” song in year 18 of the grieving process. #kanye #blacksky
April 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
It was a Nazi salute.
It was a Nazi salute because it was a Nazi salute.
I know it was a Nazi salute.
My wife knows it was a Nazi salute.
Our children will know it was a Nazi salute.
They will have children and those children will know it was a Nazi salute.
It was a Nazi salute because it was a Nazi salute.
I know it was a Nazi salute.
My wife knows it was a Nazi salute.
Our children will know it was a Nazi salute.
They will have children and those children will know it was a Nazi salute.
January 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It was a Nazi salute.
It was a Nazi salute because it was a Nazi salute.
I know it was a Nazi salute.
My wife knows it was a Nazi salute.
Our children will know it was a Nazi salute.
They will have children and those children will know it was a Nazi salute.
It was a Nazi salute because it was a Nazi salute.
I know it was a Nazi salute.
My wife knows it was a Nazi salute.
Our children will know it was a Nazi salute.
They will have children and those children will know it was a Nazi salute.
Being a Black professional/Black manager has got to be the loneliest place in the world. In the last 60 hours I’ve been called both an Uncle Tom (by a Black solicitor who I had to ask to leave) and compared to disgruntled Browns DE Myles Garrett (by a White supervisor) telling me I can leave.
January 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Being a Black professional/Black manager has got to be the loneliest place in the world. In the last 60 hours I’ve been called both an Uncle Tom (by a Black solicitor who I had to ask to leave) and compared to disgruntled Browns DE Myles Garrett (by a White supervisor) telling me I can leave.
Really?! I just get home from working out and now I find out the new Kendrick just dropped. #kendrick #rapfolkproblems
a young boy is making a funny face while looking at the camera with the word pain above him .
ALT: a young boy is making a funny face while looking at the camera with the word pain above him .
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November 22, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Really?! I just get home from working out and now I find out the new Kendrick just dropped. #kendrick #rapfolkproblems
Just wanted to be the first DePauw person to post a Monon Bell pic on Bluesky. #Depauw #MononBell
November 17, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Just wanted to be the first DePauw person to post a Monon Bell pic on Bluesky. #Depauw #MononBell
Dear fat, stupid, lazy, and voted its rights away because the eggs you doordash to yourself were $4 too high America,
Sorry that the 58 year old who hasn’t boxed in 20 years (who btw looks better physically than 95% of you) couldn’t revert back to his 1986 self. In a 8 rd match with 2 min rounds.
Sorry that the 58 year old who hasn’t boxed in 20 years (who btw looks better physically than 95% of you) couldn’t revert back to his 1986 self. In a 8 rd match with 2 min rounds.
November 16, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Dear fat, stupid, lazy, and voted its rights away because the eggs you doordash to yourself were $4 too high America,
Sorry that the 58 year old who hasn’t boxed in 20 years (who btw looks better physically than 95% of you) couldn’t revert back to his 1986 self. In a 8 rd match with 2 min rounds.
Sorry that the 58 year old who hasn’t boxed in 20 years (who btw looks better physically than 95% of you) couldn’t revert back to his 1986 self. In a 8 rd match with 2 min rounds.
At some point there is ish you just grow out of. I am not trying “to hustle” anymore. I want a job, that pays me money routinely. I’m not trying to take over the world. I’m trying to take over my bed after my shift is done.
Like what am I going to do with a lambo except put a baby seat in it.
Like what am I going to do with a lambo except put a baby seat in it.
November 13, 2024 at 2:26 PM
At some point there is ish you just grow out of. I am not trying “to hustle” anymore. I want a job, that pays me money routinely. I’m not trying to take over the world. I’m trying to take over my bed after my shift is done.
Like what am I going to do with a lambo except put a baby seat in it.
Like what am I going to do with a lambo except put a baby seat in it.
As a hardcore Republican and not a generic google image. I believe in a small government. However, I am principled enough to not vote for a convicted rapist.
Also, Kamala’s got me straight trippin boo. #Harris2024
Also, Kamala’s got me straight trippin boo. #Harris2024
July 23, 2024 at 8:25 PM
As a hardcore Republican and not a generic google image. I believe in a small government. However, I am principled enough to not vote for a convicted rapist.
Also, Kamala’s got me straight trippin boo. #Harris2024
Also, Kamala’s got me straight trippin boo. #Harris2024
Hear me out: no one ever said we had to stop having platonic, fun filled, scary movie, video game tournament sleepovers with our friends. We just stopped as we grew up.
“Oh Nick, but we have kids now.” WELL THEY ARENT INVITED!!! IT’S MY SLEEPOVER AND THEY CANT COME IF I DONT WANT THEM TO COME!
“Oh Nick, but we have kids now.” WELL THEY ARENT INVITED!!! IT’S MY SLEEPOVER AND THEY CANT COME IF I DONT WANT THEM TO COME!
June 3, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Hear me out: no one ever said we had to stop having platonic, fun filled, scary movie, video game tournament sleepovers with our friends. We just stopped as we grew up.
“Oh Nick, but we have kids now.” WELL THEY ARENT INVITED!!! IT’S MY SLEEPOVER AND THEY CANT COME IF I DONT WANT THEM TO COME!
“Oh Nick, but we have kids now.” WELL THEY ARENT INVITED!!! IT’S MY SLEEPOVER AND THEY CANT COME IF I DONT WANT THEM TO COME!
Oh snap!!! GIFs!!!!!!
They’re Dating An Absolute Tool. GIF
ALT: They’re Dating An Absolute Tool. GIF
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May 5, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Oh snap!!! GIFs!!!!!!
Reposted by Nick Howell
People in WW1 were like “damn a guy I never heard got shot guess it’s time for all of us to die”
November 18, 2023 at 10:04 PM
People in WW1 were like “damn a guy I never heard got shot guess it’s time for all of us to die”
Ok, bsky….is anyone out there??
OH!
#osuvsmaryland
OH!
#osuvsmaryland
October 7, 2023 at 3:50 PM
Ok, bsky….is anyone out there??
OH!
#osuvsmaryland
OH!
#osuvsmaryland
Being a @clevelandbrowns.bsky.social fan an hour before the season starts.
It’s like this:
-I know I’m going to get punched in the face. Hard.
-I’m also going to cry. Cry sloppy fat man whimper tears.
-I know this is going to happen. Cause this ALWAYS happens.
-But HOW? How will the punch come?
It’s like this:
-I know I’m going to get punched in the face. Hard.
-I’m also going to cry. Cry sloppy fat man whimper tears.
-I know this is going to happen. Cause this ALWAYS happens.
-But HOW? How will the punch come?
September 10, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Being a @clevelandbrowns.bsky.social fan an hour before the season starts.
It’s like this:
-I know I’m going to get punched in the face. Hard.
-I’m also going to cry. Cry sloppy fat man whimper tears.
-I know this is going to happen. Cause this ALWAYS happens.
-But HOW? How will the punch come?
It’s like this:
-I know I’m going to get punched in the face. Hard.
-I’m also going to cry. Cry sloppy fat man whimper tears.
-I know this is going to happen. Cause this ALWAYS happens.
-But HOW? How will the punch come?
Looking thorough old CDs.
-yes I did spend my money on this.
-I thought it was a great purchase at the time.
-yes, this does know go in the “regret” column in my life.
-yes I did spend my money on this.
-I thought it was a great purchase at the time.
-yes, this does know go in the “regret” column in my life.
September 4, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Looking thorough old CDs.
-yes I did spend my money on this.
-I thought it was a great purchase at the time.
-yes, this does know go in the “regret” column in my life.
-yes I did spend my money on this.
-I thought it was a great purchase at the time.
-yes, this does know go in the “regret” column in my life.
Listen, I love the political course, and discussing if Mitch pooped his pants. I love it.
However, we need some sports on this app. Football! Team! Hit! Browns are going to surprise some folks this year! Ryan Day, you better beat TSUN this year.
SPORTS!
However, we need some sports on this app. Football! Team! Hit! Browns are going to surprise some folks this year! Ryan Day, you better beat TSUN this year.
SPORTS!
September 1, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Listen, I love the political course, and discussing if Mitch pooped his pants. I love it.
However, we need some sports on this app. Football! Team! Hit! Browns are going to surprise some folks this year! Ryan Day, you better beat TSUN this year.
SPORTS!
However, we need some sports on this app. Football! Team! Hit! Browns are going to surprise some folks this year! Ryan Day, you better beat TSUN this year.
SPORTS!
Let’s face it: this is the closest thing I’ll ever have to making small talk with new neighbors in the suburb housing development.
“Hi, my name is Nick. Just moved here from TikTok. If any of you guys wan to come over and watch the Browns let me know. Also my kid is looking for some playmates.”
“Hi, my name is Nick. Just moved here from TikTok. If any of you guys wan to come over and watch the Browns let me know. Also my kid is looking for some playmates.”
August 30, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Let’s face it: this is the closest thing I’ll ever have to making small talk with new neighbors in the suburb housing development.
“Hi, my name is Nick. Just moved here from TikTok. If any of you guys wan to come over and watch the Browns let me know. Also my kid is looking for some playmates.”
“Hi, my name is Nick. Just moved here from TikTok. If any of you guys wan to come over and watch the Browns let me know. Also my kid is looking for some playmates.”
Hi @jackdodo.bsky.social I believe where we left off…we were looking for an “edit” button for tweets. But do we call them tweets now? Since it’s Bluesky….Cirrocumulus clouds??
August 30, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Hi @jackdodo.bsky.social I believe where we left off…we were looking for an “edit” button for tweets. But do we call them tweets now? Since it’s Bluesky….Cirrocumulus clouds??
Don’t think this has been posted yet on this site but it’s 2:23am…and Michigan still sucks. #gobucks.
August 30, 2023 at 6:24 AM
Don’t think this has been posted yet on this site but it’s 2:23am…and Michigan still sucks. #gobucks.