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Master of none: costume design, astronomy, reading, arguing with anyone that will listen over impending environmental collapse, and being in love.
Master of none: costume design, astronomy, reading, arguing with anyone that will listen over impending environmental collapse, and being in love.
6/10
Osgood Perkins: the king of the seriously-unserious, unironically-ironic, deeply-shallow horror comedy. [I can’t keep falling for this!]
Campy fun with seriously good casting choices 🐒🙊🙈
Osgood Perkins: the king of the seriously-unserious, unironically-ironic, deeply-shallow horror comedy. [I can’t keep falling for this!]
Campy fun with seriously good casting choices 🐒🙊🙈
February 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
6/10
Osgood Perkins: the king of the seriously-unserious, unironically-ironic, deeply-shallow horror comedy. [I can’t keep falling for this!]
Campy fun with seriously good casting choices 🐒🙊🙈
Osgood Perkins: the king of the seriously-unserious, unironically-ironic, deeply-shallow horror comedy. [I can’t keep falling for this!]
Campy fun with seriously good casting choices 🐒🙊🙈
#Companion 6.5/10
Perfect date night movie.
It’ll make you laugh and cover your eyes and say “aww” and yell out Good for Her!™
sci fi TRILLer
Perfect date night movie.
It’ll make you laugh and cover your eyes and say “aww” and yell out Good for Her!™
sci fi TRILLer
February 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
#Companion 6.5/10
Perfect date night movie.
It’ll make you laugh and cover your eyes and say “aww” and yell out Good for Her!™
sci fi TRILLer
Perfect date night movie.
It’ll make you laugh and cover your eyes and say “aww” and yell out Good for Her!™
sci fi TRILLer
#DogMan 8/10
Radically positive movie that loves and respects the complexity of childhood.
Uniquely tactile + immersive animation. Makes you feel like a kid!
Radically positive movie that loves and respects the complexity of childhood.
Uniquely tactile + immersive animation. Makes you feel like a kid!
February 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
#DogMan 8/10
Radically positive movie that loves and respects the complexity of childhood.
Uniquely tactile + immersive animation. Makes you feel like a kid!
Radically positive movie that loves and respects the complexity of childhood.
Uniquely tactile + immersive animation. Makes you feel like a kid!
7.5/10
Indeed we can all be at least as good as singing-dancing-CGI-Chimp-Robbie Williams.
Guaranteed sob fest!
Indeed we can all be at least as good as singing-dancing-CGI-Chimp-Robbie Williams.
Guaranteed sob fest!
January 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
7.5/10
Indeed we can all be at least as good as singing-dancing-CGI-Chimp-Robbie Williams.
Guaranteed sob fest!
Indeed we can all be at least as good as singing-dancing-CGI-Chimp-Robbie Williams.
Guaranteed sob fest!
4.5/10
Felt very…“this is art.”
Enjoyed it much more through the eyes of filmtok than my own. (Without even mentioning the cinematography choice). Anderson is the only reason to watch.
Felt very…“this is art.”
Enjoyed it much more through the eyes of filmtok than my own. (Without even mentioning the cinematography choice). Anderson is the only reason to watch.
January 31, 2025 at 5:02 AM
4.5/10
Felt very…“this is art.”
Enjoyed it much more through the eyes of filmtok than my own. (Without even mentioning the cinematography choice). Anderson is the only reason to watch.
Felt very…“this is art.”
Enjoyed it much more through the eyes of filmtok than my own. (Without even mentioning the cinematography choice). Anderson is the only reason to watch.
It looked like rubber bc it was rubber?!
December 31, 2024 at 5:07 AM
It looked like rubber bc it was rubber?!
7/10
Dracula retelling that reminds us once again that female bodily autonomy (even in death) is still taboo.
Technically masterful though the plot/themes needed sharpening.
Depp’s and Skarsgard’s performances had me trying to crawl into my seat far away from them.
Dracula retelling that reminds us once again that female bodily autonomy (even in death) is still taboo.
Technically masterful though the plot/themes needed sharpening.
Depp’s and Skarsgard’s performances had me trying to crawl into my seat far away from them.
December 27, 2024 at 2:49 AM
7/10
Dracula retelling that reminds us once again that female bodily autonomy (even in death) is still taboo.
Technically masterful though the plot/themes needed sharpening.
Depp’s and Skarsgard’s performances had me trying to crawl into my seat far away from them.
Dracula retelling that reminds us once again that female bodily autonomy (even in death) is still taboo.
Technically masterful though the plot/themes needed sharpening.
Depp’s and Skarsgard’s performances had me trying to crawl into my seat far away from them.
7/10
Zootopia if it was brave enough to let the fox be sexy (not a cop).
Costumes are wicked good, acting on point, but the lighting dampens several emotional beats.
Zootopia if it was brave enough to let the fox be sexy (not a cop).
Costumes are wicked good, acting on point, but the lighting dampens several emotional beats.
December 26, 2024 at 4:38 AM
7/10
Zootopia if it was brave enough to let the fox be sexy (not a cop).
Costumes are wicked good, acting on point, but the lighting dampens several emotional beats.
Zootopia if it was brave enough to let the fox be sexy (not a cop).
Costumes are wicked good, acting on point, but the lighting dampens several emotional beats.
6/10
Fun ass time full of 90s references + campy one liners. It loses the plot a few times but who cares when the sound track is that good?
Kyle Mooney deserves his roses for this one!
Fun ass time full of 90s references + campy one liners. It loses the plot a few times but who cares when the sound track is that good?
Kyle Mooney deserves his roses for this one!
December 11, 2024 at 8:59 AM
6/10
Fun ass time full of 90s references + campy one liners. It loses the plot a few times but who cares when the sound track is that good?
Kyle Mooney deserves his roses for this one!
Fun ass time full of 90s references + campy one liners. It loses the plot a few times but who cares when the sound track is that good?
Kyle Mooney deserves his roses for this one!
5/10
Exactly what you would expect from an action period piece. Sauceless.
Only Denzel + his rings hold it together. Release the Gay Kiss Cut!
Exactly what you would expect from an action period piece. Sauceless.
Only Denzel + his rings hold it together. Release the Gay Kiss Cut!
November 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
5/10
Exactly what you would expect from an action period piece. Sauceless.
Only Denzel + his rings hold it together. Release the Gay Kiss Cut!
Exactly what you would expect from an action period piece. Sauceless.
Only Denzel + his rings hold it together. Release the Gay Kiss Cut!
8.5/10
Sex workers are raving. Equal parts Greek tragedy + Jane Austen romance. Keeps you laughing. Leaves you reeling.
Theater must-watch
Sex workers are raving. Equal parts Greek tragedy + Jane Austen romance. Keeps you laughing. Leaves you reeling.
Theater must-watch
November 15, 2024 at 7:26 AM
8.5/10
Sex workers are raving. Equal parts Greek tragedy + Jane Austen romance. Keeps you laughing. Leaves you reeling.
Theater must-watch
Sex workers are raving. Equal parts Greek tragedy + Jane Austen romance. Keeps you laughing. Leaves you reeling.
Theater must-watch