CleanupHitter
@cleanuphitter.com
Sports betting, Las Vegas gambling, history, Texas, the '80s. Wish I didn't drift so much into politics... but, well, you know, life today.
CleanupHitter1 on the (former) bird site.
CleanupHitter1 on the (former) bird site.
Sark always seems surprised when the other team keeps trying and doesn’t roll over.
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Sark always seems surprised when the other team keeps trying and doesn’t roll over.
They'll always be bois d'arc to me.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
They'll always be bois d'arc to me.
Wonder if he's any kin to Stan Halen from a favorite episode of "Workaholics."
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Wonder if he's any kin to Stan Halen from a favorite episode of "Workaholics."
Dammit. You got got in just before me.
I hope when you were typing her name you mentally pronounced it "BOO-kay."
I hope when you were typing her name you mentally pronounced it "BOO-kay."
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Dammit. You got got in just before me.
I hope when you were typing her name you mentally pronounced it "BOO-kay."
I hope when you were typing her name you mentally pronounced it "BOO-kay."
Weeknight though it may be, guess I'm having a couple of martinis tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Weeknight though it may be, guess I'm having a couple of martinis tonight.
Were you just waiting -- hoping -- for the host to ask about Himmler so you could FINALLY spring the line?
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Were you just waiting -- hoping -- for the host to ask about Himmler so you could FINALLY spring the line?
The ghost of 1987 Nolan Ryan appears before him, shaking heavy chains like Jacob Marley.
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The ghost of 1987 Nolan Ryan appears before him, shaking heavy chains like Jacob Marley.
Did Eric Stoltz do the voice work for his character or did they bring in a soundalike?
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Did Eric Stoltz do the voice work for his character or did they bring in a soundalike?
Look, the guy just wants some nice music that's good for having in the background while sending unsolicited dick pics and Bad Bunny ruins the whole experience.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Look, the guy just wants some nice music that's good for having in the background while sending unsolicited dick pics and Bad Bunny ruins the whole experience.
One of the all-time great inning-eating guys to anchor the tail-end slots of a rotation. Many an overworked bullpen saved, thanks to Rick Helling.
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
One of the all-time great inning-eating guys to anchor the tail-end slots of a rotation. Many an overworked bullpen saved, thanks to Rick Helling.
Such a great list. Do want to give a shout out to Terrence Howard, who many ignorant people think is only an actor, for his groundbreaking working in writing the seminal piece listed in the 8th spot.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Such a great list. Do want to give a shout out to Terrence Howard, who many ignorant people think is only an actor, for his groundbreaking working in writing the seminal piece listed in the 8th spot.
The true parts:
* There was a foray.
* He did have a friend who had parents.
* He did once get dry mouth from drinking too much.
* He has been both bored and disgusted with himself.
* Some pajamas are pink.
* There was a foray.
* He did have a friend who had parents.
* He did once get dry mouth from drinking too much.
* He has been both bored and disgusted with himself.
* Some pajamas are pink.
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The true parts:
* There was a foray.
* He did have a friend who had parents.
* He did once get dry mouth from drinking too much.
* He has been both bored and disgusted with himself.
* Some pajamas are pink.
* There was a foray.
* He did have a friend who had parents.
* He did once get dry mouth from drinking too much.
* He has been both bored and disgusted with himself.
* Some pajamas are pink.
And not the run-of-the-mill stuff your average riffraff can get, but the really, really good stuff. The kind of drugs that don't even have a name but just go by whatever chemical formula was settled on in the Soviet lab where it was created.
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
And not the run-of-the-mill stuff your average riffraff can get, but the really, really good stuff. The kind of drugs that don't even have a name but just go by whatever chemical formula was settled on in the Soviet lab where it was created.
That's the instincts of a junkie when someone goes down, getting out of there before cops show up and start asking questions.
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
That's the instincts of a junkie when someone goes down, getting out of there before cops show up and start asking questions.
Reminder: Not all pants-shitters are deserving of sympathy.
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November 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reminder: Not all pants-shitters are deserving of sympathy.
I think he also set a record that year for most dick pics sent in a season.
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I think he also set a record that year for most dick pics sent in a season.
When a dude who played with late-career Brett Favre makes the comparison, it feels even more accurate.
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
When a dude who played with late-career Brett Favre makes the comparison, it feels even more accurate.
You get the feeling Tubs has to constantly fight his instinct to pronounce the name of the country differently.
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You get the feeling Tubs has to constantly fight his instinct to pronounce the name of the country differently.