CleanupHitter
@cleanuphitter.com
Sports betting, Las Vegas gambling, history, Texas, the '80s. Wish I didn't drift so much into politics... but, well, you know, life today.
CleanupHitter1 on the (former) bird site.
CleanupHitter1 on the (former) bird site.
Finally -- FINALLY! -- a team is putting to use the lessons taught to us many years ago by the Pittsburgh Pisces.
October 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Finally -- FINALLY! -- a team is putting to use the lessons taught to us many years ago by the Pittsburgh Pisces.
Reggie understood the art of subtlety.
October 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Reggie understood the art of subtlety.
My stick-on calendar (and bonus stickers) from @djgloverepair.bsky.social arrived today and immediately took a place of honor on my refrigerator door.
Really appreciate it, y’all.
Really appreciate it, y’all.
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My stick-on calendar (and bonus stickers) from @djgloverepair.bsky.social arrived today and immediately took a place of honor on my refrigerator door.
Really appreciate it, y’all.
Really appreciate it, y’all.
Filing a report right now against Kate Bush and Donald Sutherland.
October 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Filing a report right now against Kate Bush and Donald Sutherland.
LAA announce manager’s departure by releasing a tribute graphic that looks like a movie poster for a remake of “Angels in the Outfield” starring Ron Washington.
(Related: I would definitely watch that movie.)
(Related: I would definitely watch that movie.)
October 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
LAA announce manager’s departure by releasing a tribute graphic that looks like a movie poster for a remake of “Angels in the Outfield” starring Ron Washington.
(Related: I would definitely watch that movie.)
(Related: I would definitely watch that movie.)
Also offers the opportunity to fulfill the "early season setback" checkpoint on the annual aggy roller coaster. (Yet another hat tip to the brilliant MS Paint artist Thujone Von Thujone, who really ought to get onboard here.)
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September 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Also offers the opportunity to fulfill the "early season setback" checkpoint on the annual aggy roller coaster. (Yet another hat tip to the brilliant MS Paint artist Thujone Von Thujone, who really ought to get onboard here.)
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New Eric Adams campaign poster just dropped.
September 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
New Eric Adams campaign poster just dropped.
Checking on East Texas. I had wondered why the marching band was doing so much Anthrax and Slayer during the halftime shows.
September 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Checking on East Texas. I had wondered why the marching band was doing so much Anthrax and Slayer during the halftime shows.
I have learned that this is called an ostentation of peacocks.
August 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I have learned that this is called an ostentation of peacocks.
Two graduates working an exciting job somewhere in space.
August 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Two graduates working an exciting job somewhere in space.
Everything checks out.
August 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Everything checks out.
Aussies are on board with this.
August 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Aussies are on board with this.
Here we see Nancy Mace, master of disguise, passing unnoticed in her wig.
August 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Here we see Nancy Mace, master of disguise, passing unnoticed in her wig.
Crankshaft, you lying bastard. Your attempt to sneak into Canada has failed, as this immigration official knows Zach Collaros is injured and Chris Streveler is quarterback for the Blue Bombers.
Have fun in Canada's Alligator Alcatraz (which is a comfortable waiting room in the airport).
Have fun in Canada's Alligator Alcatraz (which is a comfortable waiting room in the airport).
August 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Crankshaft, you lying bastard. Your attempt to sneak into Canada has failed, as this immigration official knows Zach Collaros is injured and Chris Streveler is quarterback for the Blue Bombers.
Have fun in Canada's Alligator Alcatraz (which is a comfortable waiting room in the airport).
Have fun in Canada's Alligator Alcatraz (which is a comfortable waiting room in the airport).
Your post is even better when I imagine it read by Stefon.
July 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Your post is even better when I imagine it read by Stefon.
You mean that just because you, a state senator, had to sit in on impeachment hearings for your husband after he got caught trying to arrange a cushy no-show for his side piece because he was tired of driving all the way to San Antonio to fool around, just because of a little thing like that?
July 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You mean that just because you, a state senator, had to sit in on impeachment hearings for your husband after he got caught trying to arrange a cushy no-show for his side piece because he was tired of driving all the way to San Antonio to fool around, just because of a little thing like that?
What actors expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
June 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What actors expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Hell, yeah. It's time to bring this back.
May 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hell, yeah. It's time to bring this back.
Why the coy, sly smile, you may ask. What whimsical thoughts dance through the mind of this rising legal mind?
Well...
Well...
May 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Why the coy, sly smile, you may ask. What whimsical thoughts dance through the mind of this rising legal mind?
Well...
Well...
Part of the defense boost includes announcing to enemies that their heads are being crushed.
May 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Part of the defense boost includes announcing to enemies that their heads are being crushed.