Clayton Cothran
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Clayton Cothran
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You know that movie Repo Man? Yeah I do that but legally and try to save lives. Be curious, not judgmental.
Finding white hairs in my mustache so it’s time to start contemplating mortality now or something
December 19, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Why does Pink Pony Club have a stranglehold on my chores playlist and how does it and every single cover always go so hard and why am I dancing FINE IT’S A BANGER I SAID IT GET OFF MY BACK
December 13, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Rewatching season 1 of Arcane before diving into season 2 and holy cow all the emotional beats still hit just as hard. What a story.
December 5, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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December 1, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Chicago Bears wyd
November 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I love it but also this is a crime
My son building legos mirror imaged appears to work just fine but also absolutely breaks my brain…
November 27, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Hold up Wicked is actually just Wicked part one?!
November 25, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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I’d like to offer a subtle improvement
November 24, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Good Lord how in the world do I get paid to do cool stuff like this
November 21, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Got a promotion but also think I have unintentionally made myself an extremely valuable asset to the organization.

What have I done

(Exactly what I wanted I’m a workaholic who lives for praise and recognition)
November 21, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Pink Pony Club: banger

Plankton’s cover of Pink Pony Club: why does this exist and go so hard
I had heard Pink Pony Club before but never really paid attention to it.

This song is actually great.
November 17, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I feel like Evan has the monopoly on the subject but I just had a really great airport beer
November 14, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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That Marjorie Taylor Green, NASA Administrator headline is gonna hit like a woodchipper to the balls
November 13, 2024 at 9:17 PM
My skeet about not being a cop is raising questions already answered by my skeet
November 12, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Find someone who looks at you like my cat after four nights on shift and knowing we get some time off this week
November 11, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Officially deleted all my dating apps and cut ties with pretty much everyone I met through them. Taking some time to focus on me.

And also this one girl I caught feelings for
November 10, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Well as generic white dude #3 I guess I got screwed
November 7, 2024 at 11:52 PM
“Physics? Never heard of it.”
November 7, 2024 at 9:14 PM
The gym fit today is giving “it wasn’t a phase mom shut up I want pizza”
November 7, 2024 at 7:47 PM
It’s snowing. It’s cold. It’s my day off.

Time to gym for mental health purposes.
November 7, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Tried it. Said “nah.”
November 7, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Because it needs to be said, and because my father is a wiser man than I with this personal saying of his:

“You gotta start from where you are.”

Not necessarily or strictly profound, but that’s where I am. It’s where I have to be.
November 7, 2024 at 4:18 AM