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After Amelia Earhart, the biggest disappearing act in all of history has to be the Phillies' Karen Ballsnatcher:
October 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
After Amelia Earhart, the biggest disappearing act in all of history has to be the Phillies' Karen Ballsnatcher:
Hey Bill Burr - when the Saudis paid you, did they put the money into one of Jamal's recycled duffel bags?
October 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hey Bill Burr - when the Saudis paid you, did they put the money into one of Jamal's recycled duffel bags?
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE CEO OF TYLENOL:
Hey Guy - Thanks to the Supremes, you can’t sue Agolf Twitler for what he did to your company, BUT YOU CAN FIGHT BACK!
What he did to you was a DISTRACTION.
MY SUGGESTION: Come out with a Limited Edition of your product. It’ll fly off the shelves!
Hey Guy - Thanks to the Supremes, you can’t sue Agolf Twitler for what he did to your company, BUT YOU CAN FIGHT BACK!
What he did to you was a DISTRACTION.
MY SUGGESTION: Come out with a Limited Edition of your product. It’ll fly off the shelves!
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE CEO OF TYLENOL:
Hey Guy - Thanks to the Supremes, you can’t sue Agolf Twitler for what he did to your company, BUT YOU CAN FIGHT BACK!
What he did to you was a DISTRACTION.
MY SUGGESTION: Come out with a Limited Edition of your product. It’ll fly off the shelves!
Hey Guy - Thanks to the Supremes, you can’t sue Agolf Twitler for what he did to your company, BUT YOU CAN FIGHT BACK!
What he did to you was a DISTRACTION.
MY SUGGESTION: Come out with a Limited Edition of your product. It’ll fly off the shelves!
Reposted, with permission
May 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Reposted, with permission
Not my sign. I'm not that smart.
April 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Not my sign. I'm not that smart.
This is an oldie, but we NEED this laugh today:
February 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This is an oldie, but we NEED this laugh today:
Jason Kelce is convinced that the Flyers' mascot Gritty is modeled after him. Not the kind of thing to admit in public, Jase.
But at least they got the eyebrows right:
But at least they got the eyebrows right:
February 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Jason Kelce is convinced that the Flyers' mascot Gritty is modeled after him. Not the kind of thing to admit in public, Jase.
But at least they got the eyebrows right:
But at least they got the eyebrows right:
The Reddit Guide to a Nazi Salute
January 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The Reddit Guide to a Nazi Salute
My Festivus Pole is UP!
And I've got a lot of problems with You People.
And I've got a lot of problems with You People.
December 23, 2024 at 9:11 AM
My Festivus Pole is UP!
And I've got a lot of problems with You People.
And I've got a lot of problems with You People.
2024 has been a bad year for Pennsylvania McDonald's employees
December 11, 2024 at 8:19 PM
2024 has been a bad year for Pennsylvania McDonald's employees
From Reddit: "Turns out any percentage of our deaths was acceptable, but just 1 of theirs was not."
December 6, 2024 at 7:56 AM
From Reddit: "Turns out any percentage of our deaths was acceptable, but just 1 of theirs was not."
