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The Eagles Offensive Coordinator Kevin Patullo had his house vandalized by fans the other night and had to call police.
Last Friday, I had my TV vandalized for THREE HOURS by his play calling.
My TV may never recover.
The Eagles' season may not either.
Last Friday, I had my TV vandalized for THREE HOURS by his play calling.
My TV may never recover.
The Eagles' season may not either.
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The Eagles Offensive Coordinator Kevin Patullo had his house vandalized by fans the other night and had to call police.
Last Friday, I had my TV vandalized for THREE HOURS by his play calling.
My TV may never recover.
The Eagles' season may not either.
Last Friday, I had my TV vandalized for THREE HOURS by his play calling.
My TV may never recover.
The Eagles' season may not either.
Posted on YouTube (not by me) about the murder of those boat survivors:
It was never about drugs. They are testing loyalties. It's only a matter of time until the order is given to fire on Americans. We're in far greater danger than most people realize.
It was never about drugs. They are testing loyalties. It's only a matter of time until the order is given to fire on Americans. We're in far greater danger than most people realize.
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Posted on YouTube (not by me) about the murder of those boat survivors:
It was never about drugs. They are testing loyalties. It's only a matter of time until the order is given to fire on Americans. We're in far greater danger than most people realize.
It was never about drugs. They are testing loyalties. It's only a matter of time until the order is given to fire on Americans. We're in far greater danger than most people realize.
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I just saw someone who posted his pronouns as “he/him.” Boy, I sure am glad that fad has come and gone.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I just saw someone who posted his pronouns as “he/him.” Boy, I sure am glad that fad has come and gone.
The Hoagie Hurler was found not guilty in court today. Expect Subway sales to skyrocket.
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The Hoagie Hurler was found not guilty in court today. Expect Subway sales to skyrocket.
Review process? We don't need no stinkin' review process!
The White House's new McDonald's™ Epstein™ Ballroom™ appears to have been designed on free software.
October 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Review process? We don't need no stinkin' review process!
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The East Wing was built in 1902 & rebuilt in 1942, long after asbestos was used as a fire retardant. So, I’m sure the White House took steps to prevent a known carcinogen from entering the air during the current willy-nilly demolition.
Kidding! These irresponsible assholes don’t care who they kill.
Kidding! These irresponsible assholes don’t care who they kill.
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The East Wing was built in 1902 & rebuilt in 1942, long after asbestos was used as a fire retardant. So, I’m sure the White House took steps to prevent a known carcinogen from entering the air during the current willy-nilly demolition.
Kidding! These irresponsible assholes don’t care who they kill.
Kidding! These irresponsible assholes don’t care who they kill.
The best TV review of the year (so far):
www.whiskeyriff.com/2025/10/21/a...
www.whiskeyriff.com/2025/10/21/a...
ABC’s ‘9-1-1: Nashville’ Is So Ridiculously Bad That It’s Kind Of A Must-Watch
A RIFF on what country is really about.
www.whiskeyriff.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The best TV review of the year (so far):
www.whiskeyriff.com/2025/10/21/a...
www.whiskeyriff.com/2025/10/21/a...
You know you’re in for a stinker of an SNL episode when their COLD OPEN is a recycled “Domingo” sketch (by their admission for the SIXTH time, and it didn’t get funnier).
C’mon Lorne. Do better. Or retire.
C’mon Lorne. Do better. Or retire.
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
You know you’re in for a stinker of an SNL episode when their COLD OPEN is a recycled “Domingo” sketch (by their admission for the SIXTH time, and it didn’t get funnier).
C’mon Lorne. Do better. Or retire.
C’mon Lorne. Do better. Or retire.
After Amelia Earhart, the biggest disappearing act in all of history has to be the Phillies' Karen Ballsnatcher:
October 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
After Amelia Earhart, the biggest disappearing act in all of history has to be the Phillies' Karen Ballsnatcher:
Whitney Cummings says that people objecting to her performing at the Saudi comedy festival are playing the “racism” card.
No Whitney, we’re playing the “bonesaw” card.
No Whitney, we’re playing the “bonesaw” card.
October 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Whitney Cummings says that people objecting to her performing at the Saudi comedy festival are playing the “racism” card.
No Whitney, we’re playing the “bonesaw” card.
No Whitney, we’re playing the “bonesaw” card.
The Saudis thought they were pulling a cruel joke on Pete Davidson to be their joke monkey after killing his father. Then they saw his act and wanted their money back.
Well played, Pete. I guess.
Well played, Pete. I guess.
October 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The Saudis thought they were pulling a cruel joke on Pete Davidson to be their joke monkey after killing his father. Then they saw his act and wanted their money back.
Well played, Pete. I guess.
Well played, Pete. I guess.
Hey Bill Burr - when the Saudis paid you, did they put the money into one of Jamal's recycled duffel bags?
October 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hey Bill Burr - when the Saudis paid you, did they put the money into one of Jamal's recycled duffel bags?
Bill Burr must have thought he could always explain away performing for the Saudi royal family for an exorbitant amount of money, but that's a stain he'll have to live with for the rest of his life. One thing's for sure: He won't be giving rides to the families of 9/11 victims in his new helicopter.
October 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Bill Burr must have thought he could always explain away performing for the Saudi royal family for an exorbitant amount of money, but that's a stain he'll have to live with for the rest of his life. One thing's for sure: He won't be giving rides to the families of 9/11 victims in his new helicopter.
If Charlie Kirk were alive today, he’d be appalled that a WOMAN was running his foundation instead of being in the kitchen making him a sandwich.
September 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
If Charlie Kirk were alive today, he’d be appalled that a WOMAN was running his foundation instead of being in the kitchen making him a sandwich.
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE CEO OF TYLENOL:
Hey Guy - Thanks to the Supremes, you can’t sue Agolf Twitler for what he did to your company, BUT YOU CAN FIGHT BACK!
What he did to you was a DISTRACTION.
MY SUGGESTION: Come out with a Limited Edition of your product. It’ll fly off the shelves!
Hey Guy - Thanks to the Supremes, you can’t sue Agolf Twitler for what he did to your company, BUT YOU CAN FIGHT BACK!
What he did to you was a DISTRACTION.
MY SUGGESTION: Come out with a Limited Edition of your product. It’ll fly off the shelves!
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE CEO OF TYLENOL:
Hey Guy - Thanks to the Supremes, you can’t sue Agolf Twitler for what he did to your company, BUT YOU CAN FIGHT BACK!
What he did to you was a DISTRACTION.
MY SUGGESTION: Come out with a Limited Edition of your product. It’ll fly off the shelves!
Hey Guy - Thanks to the Supremes, you can’t sue Agolf Twitler for what he did to your company, BUT YOU CAN FIGHT BACK!
What he did to you was a DISTRACTION.
MY SUGGESTION: Come out with a Limited Edition of your product. It’ll fly off the shelves!
Howard Stern was boasting this week that he cancelled Disney+ in support of his friend, Jimmy Kimmel, as did a lot of people.
In the past, however, he has boasted about owning MILLIONS of dollars of Disney stock. No mention of him selling ANY of that.
In the past, however, he has boasted about owning MILLIONS of dollars of Disney stock. No mention of him selling ANY of that.
September 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Howard Stern was boasting this week that he cancelled Disney+ in support of his friend, Jimmy Kimmel, as did a lot of people.
In the past, however, he has boasted about owning MILLIONS of dollars of Disney stock. No mention of him selling ANY of that.
In the past, however, he has boasted about owning MILLIONS of dollars of Disney stock. No mention of him selling ANY of that.
The guy who bought the Lakers for $10-BILLION is only worth $6-BILLION. I loves me some billionaire math.
July 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The guy who bought the Lakers for $10-BILLION is only worth $6-BILLION. I loves me some billionaire math.
It's been reported that ICE agents AREN'T going to areas of L.A. that are heavily gang-infested, because they're too askeered.
So they go to Home Depot instead.
So they go to Home Depot instead.
June 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It's been reported that ICE agents AREN'T going to areas of L.A. that are heavily gang-infested, because they're too askeered.
So they go to Home Depot instead.
So they go to Home Depot instead.
Jerry Buss bought the Lakers for $67.5 Million. Had he invested that into the S&P 500, it would be worth $13 BILLION today. Instead his family just sold the team for $10 Billion.
But, he did get to see his daughter pose naked in Playboy, so you can't put a price on that, I guess. (The price: $3B)
But, he did get to see his daughter pose naked in Playboy, so you can't put a price on that, I guess. (The price: $3B)
June 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Jerry Buss bought the Lakers for $67.5 Million. Had he invested that into the S&P 500, it would be worth $13 BILLION today. Instead his family just sold the team for $10 Billion.
But, he did get to see his daughter pose naked in Playboy, so you can't put a price on that, I guess. (The price: $3B)
But, he did get to see his daughter pose naked in Playboy, so you can't put a price on that, I guess. (The price: $3B)
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Enten: How many people watched Gavin Newsom's speech on just YouTube alone? Over 3 million folks. Joe Rogan, his average podcast episode over the last month has averaged only 1.6 million YouTube views, so Newsom's speech.. very, very popular.
June 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Enten: How many people watched Gavin Newsom's speech on just YouTube alone? Over 3 million folks. Joe Rogan, his average podcast episode over the last month has averaged only 1.6 million YouTube views, so Newsom's speech.. very, very popular.
I would gladly join those protests in L.A. but it's just so darn hard to find parking
June 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I would gladly join those protests in L.A. but it's just so darn hard to find parking
